Mutton of the Sea
@muttonofthesea.bsky.social
Doing what I can to facilitate the return of democracy.
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As a society we largely gave up on exploration, curiosity, artistic expression, and kindness, and accepted the dehumanizing premise that the only value that matters is economic value. Acceptance of that dehumanization led directly to every one of grim situations we’re facing now.
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‘You boy! How do I unsubscribe from all these Black Friday emails?’
December 1, 2025 at 7:42 AM
‘You boy! How do I unsubscribe from all these Black Friday emails?’
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Every sentence here is even crazier than the last.
December 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Every sentence here is even crazier than the last.
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Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal...
theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
This holiday season, I urge everyone to calm the fuck down about carbs. They’re called baked goods, not baked bads. At least eat the homemade ones. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
December 1, 2025 at 4:11 PM
This holiday season, I urge everyone to calm the fuck down about carbs. They’re called baked goods, not baked bads. At least eat the homemade ones. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Nice moon halo tonight. It probably forebodes bad weather, as everything does at this time of year.
December 1, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Nice moon halo tonight. It probably forebodes bad weather, as everything does at this time of year.
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Look sometimes it’s nice to just get an MRI for fun. Tube go whrrrrr
December 1, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Look sometimes it’s nice to just get an MRI for fun. Tube go whrrrrr
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i’ll never understand why public transit haters discourage use of public transit and want to defund it. if less people use cars the roads will have less traffic and you’ll get to where you want faster with your own car. stupid people
Mamdani hires car-hating activist Ben Furnas to transportation team: ‘war on drivers’
Mamdani hires car-hating activist Ben Furnas to transportation team: ‘war on drivers’
Car-hating Transportation Alternatives boss Ben Furnas has been appointed to Mamdani's transition team for transportation, climate and infrastructure – and his agenda is a nightmare for the city's drivers.
nypost.com
November 30, 2025 at 8:34 PM
i’ll never understand why public transit haters discourage use of public transit and want to defund it. if less people use cars the roads will have less traffic and you’ll get to where you want faster with your own car. stupid people
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The Pope has a word with the man in 27E who is listening to an action movie on his iPad's speakers.
November 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The Pope has a word with the man in 27E who is listening to an action movie on his iPad's speakers.
Free first date question:
“When you eat a cinnamon roll, do you start with the outside edge and follow the spiral to the center, or are you the type of chaos monster who just grabs a fork and wades in with complete disregard for the integrity of the spiral?”
“When you eat a cinnamon roll, do you start with the outside edge and follow the spiral to the center, or are you the type of chaos monster who just grabs a fork and wades in with complete disregard for the integrity of the spiral?”
November 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Free first date question:
“When you eat a cinnamon roll, do you start with the outside edge and follow the spiral to the center, or are you the type of chaos monster who just grabs a fork and wades in with complete disregard for the integrity of the spiral?”
“When you eat a cinnamon roll, do you start with the outside edge and follow the spiral to the center, or are you the type of chaos monster who just grabs a fork and wades in with complete disregard for the integrity of the spiral?”
Cinnamon rolls, but only if it’s in a cylindrical container.
Thank you, I’ll be here all day.
Thank you, I’ll be here all day.
November 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Cinnamon rolls, but only if it’s in a cylindrical container.
Thank you, I’ll be here all day.
Thank you, I’ll be here all day.
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New Bill Requires Women to Be “Hot but Approachable” in Public Spaces.
November 29, 2025 at 1:27 PM
New Bill Requires Women to Be “Hot but Approachable” in Public Spaces.
Finding the pile of junk I cleared out of my room a couple of weeks ago on the living room table I now I have to clear of in order to decorate for the holidays
a man in a suit and tie is standing next to a woman in a suit and tie .
Alt: Michael from the Office saying well well well how the turntables.
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Finding the pile of junk I cleared out of my room a couple of weeks ago on the living room table I now I have to clear of in order to decorate for the holidays
Happy Caturday from the great Sir Fluffs-a-Lot.
November 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Happy Caturday from the great Sir Fluffs-a-Lot.
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Demolishing the East Wing of the White House before finalizing plans for what will be built above its ruins is a near-perfect metaphor for Trump's approach to economic policy. The only difference is the wrecking crew doesn’t claim the rubble is evidence of unprecedented growth.
November 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Demolishing the East Wing of the White House before finalizing plans for what will be built above its ruins is a near-perfect metaphor for Trump's approach to economic policy. The only difference is the wrecking crew doesn’t claim the rubble is evidence of unprecedented growth.
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I bet if you blow the dust of the DEPARTMENT OF WAR sign it’d reveal the word CRIMES right after that
November 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I bet if you blow the dust of the DEPARTMENT OF WAR sign it’d reveal the word CRIMES right after that
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So it’s family movie night and we’re near the end of Fantastic 4 and one of the characters appears to die and I’m all ready to be soothing and comforting like a good parent and that’s when the seven year old shouts “I GUESS NOW THEY’RE THE FANTASTIC THREE!”
November 29, 2025 at 3:06 AM
So it’s family movie night and we’re near the end of Fantastic 4 and one of the characters appears to die and I’m all ready to be soothing and comforting like a good parent and that’s when the seven year old shouts “I GUESS NOW THEY’RE THE FANTASTIC THREE!”
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I would call Pete Hegseth a war criminal, but we aren’t at war. He’s just a mass murderer.
November 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I would call Pete Hegseth a war criminal, but we aren’t at war. He’s just a mass murderer.
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Guys you gotta stop getting my hopes up with those first four words
Breaking News: President Trump said he would pardon Juan Orlando Hernández, a former president of Honduras who was convicted in a sweeping drug case last year.
Trump Announces Pardon for Honduran Ex-President Convicted in Drug Case
President Trump said he would pardon Juan Orlando Hernández, who prosecutors said partnered with cocaine traffickers as Honduras’s president and is serving a 45-year sentence.
nyti.ms
November 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Guys you gotta stop getting my hopes up with those first four words
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"Why don't people love evil murder theft robot?" wonders inventor of evil murder theft robot
November 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
"Why don't people love evil murder theft robot?" wonders inventor of evil murder theft robot
If irony hadn’t been bludgeoned to death during the first Trump administration it’d have something to say about this.
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles says ICE called her tribal ID ‘fake’
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles says ICE called her tribal ID ‘fake’
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
If irony hadn’t been bludgeoned to death during the first Trump administration it’d have something to say about this.
Hiker: I wanna get a some nice sunset pics, but bedtime is 4:30 p.m.
Late November: no problem.
Late November: no problem.
November 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Hiker: I wanna get a some nice sunset pics, but bedtime is 4:30 p.m.
Late November: no problem.
Late November: no problem.
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in the emergency room for a snake bite and they rush in a camel to watch The Notebook
November 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
in the emergency room for a snake bite and they rush in a camel to watch The Notebook
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As I always do with boycotts, I urge: be tough with corporations, gentle with individual buyers. For some people, Black Friday sales are the way they get their kids jackets that fit, shoes that hold up to the weather. Yelling at them doesn’t help the cause.
November 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
As I always do with boycotts, I urge: be tough with corporations, gentle with individual buyers. For some people, Black Friday sales are the way they get their kids jackets that fit, shoes that hold up to the weather. Yelling at them doesn’t help the cause.
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
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Keep in mind that white American males shot and killed countless Americans including many children, and no one ever did a thing but protect their right to do it again.
November 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Keep in mind that white American males shot and killed countless Americans including many children, and no one ever did a thing but protect their right to do it again.