wolfgang fuckface
@mustachetoilet.bsky.social
a grilled cheese with a sucked dick | the mustache thread guy | the capitalism toilet guy | the trapeze troop wife fucker guy | he/him
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sometimes i feel like the republican party is a big tornado that is coming to kill me. and the democratic party is the rickety shed that i'm hiding in. and i say "we should really fix this shed, because it's not doing much." and people say "what? why aren't you criticizing the tornado instead?!"
June 12, 2025 at 5:14 AM
sometimes i feel like the republican party is a big tornado that is coming to kill me. and the democratic party is the rickety shed that i'm hiding in. and i say "we should really fix this shed, because it's not doing much." and people say "what? why aren't you criticizing the tornado instead?!"
Guy who only listens to the Goofy version of Monster Mash
October 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Guy who only listens to the Goofy version of Monster Mash
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This is the most insane response to a normal post I've ever seen
October 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
This is the most insane response to a normal post I've ever seen
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Love the deli paper on the doctor’s table. Mmm I’m a sick little sandwich
July 17, 2023 at 12:40 AM
Love the deli paper on the doctor’s table. Mmm I’m a sick little sandwich
Having exactly two (2) Cutwater margaritas and grabbing a cop's gun
October 26, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Having exactly two (2) Cutwater margaritas and grabbing a cop's gun
I think one of the things that's beautiful about The Irishman (2019) is that, once you've seen it a few times, it's a perfect movie to watch two or even three parts over a couple days. You don't lose anything at all, and in fact you may appreciate little details a bit more.
October 26, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I think one of the things that's beautiful about The Irishman (2019) is that, once you've seen it a few times, it's a perfect movie to watch two or even three parts over a couple days. You don't lose anything at all, and in fact you may appreciate little details a bit more.
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Wetting myself as the army of people dancing in rainbow dragon pajamas advances on me. I aim my only shot in the face of a protestor one foot away that seems to be standing around doing nothing. Bull's-eye 😏 The pee in my pants is warm
Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
October 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Wetting myself as the army of people dancing in rainbow dragon pajamas advances on me. I aim my only shot in the face of a protestor one foot away that seems to be standing around doing nothing. Bull's-eye 😏 The pee in my pants is warm
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Does Frosty the Snowman count as a golem?
December 7, 2024 at 5:17 AM
Does Frosty the Snowman count as a golem?
Dressing as a Nazi even as a joke used to be so verboten that Always Sunny nearly had an episode pulled in 2005 when they were averaging like 1500 viewers on basic cable. This dude should absolutely be getting banned by every bar he enters and knocked the fuck out by someone before the night ends.
When dressing up as a Nazi for Halloween is even remotely acceptable then you know as a country we have lost the plot.
We can never normalize this:
We can never normalize this:
October 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Dressing as a Nazi even as a joke used to be so verboten that Always Sunny nearly had an episode pulled in 2005 when they were averaging like 1500 viewers on basic cable. This dude should absolutely be getting banned by every bar he enters and knocked the fuck out by someone before the night ends.
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I’m a body language expert for dumb bitches and in the first 18 seconds on mute she looks miserable as she tries to steel herself. I hope her every day is hell and may she be always worried someone pissed in her food.
Q: Will the White House commit to releasing all of the donors and how much they're spending on the White House ballroom and how much of his own money the president is putting on the line?
LEAVITT: We have released the full list of donors so far. Trust the process
LEAVITT: We have released the full list of donors so far. Trust the process
October 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I’m a body language expert for dumb bitches and in the first 18 seconds on mute she looks miserable as she tries to steel herself. I hope her every day is hell and may she be always worried someone pissed in her food.
The volume of consent manufacturing happening in real time re: the NYC mayoral debate is staggering. The main clip making the internet rounds is Mamdani eviscerating a slack-jawed Cuomo on behalf of his many victims, meanwhile every outlet and rag in existence is telling you Cuomo aced the debate.
October 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
The volume of consent manufacturing happening in real time re: the NYC mayoral debate is staggering. The main clip making the internet rounds is Mamdani eviscerating a slack-jawed Cuomo on behalf of his many victims, meanwhile every outlet and rag in existence is telling you Cuomo aced the debate.
And we used to be able to watch whole movies in our homes without commercials
October 23, 2025 at 6:05 AM
And we used to be able to watch whole movies in our homes without commercials
We are absolutely not prepared for the depths of the 2026 midterms
Andrew Cuomo’s campaign just posted — and quickly deleted — this AI-generated ad depicting “criminals for Zohran Mamdani.”
Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.
Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.
October 23, 2025 at 4:15 AM
We are absolutely not prepared for the depths of the 2026 midterms
The amount of heavy lifting being done by so many people to plausibly justify having a NAZI TATTOO is quite frankly an embarrassing look
October 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The amount of heavy lifting being done by so many people to plausibly justify having a NAZI TATTOO is quite frankly an embarrassing look
Dudes.....rock?
October 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Dudes.....rock?
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Roundball Rock is a great sports theme but it fails to answer the question of whether or not the performers have been waiting all day to watch the basketball game in question
October 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Roundball Rock is a great sports theme but it fails to answer the question of whether or not the performers have been waiting all day to watch the basketball game in question
Did Austin Reaves cut his own hair
October 22, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Did Austin Reaves cut his own hair
Kinda wild that the same people who claim we need to maintain/restore Confederate monuments on the grounds of historical preservation are totally fine with demolishing an entire chunk of the White House
October 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Kinda wild that the same people who claim we need to maintain/restore Confederate monuments on the grounds of historical preservation are totally fine with demolishing an entire chunk of the White House
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the president has destroyed the east wing of the white house without so much as a word of input from anyone else to build a royal ballroom paid for with bribes
NEW: After The Washington Post reported Monday on the demolition of the "East Wing facade," a new picture obtained by Law Dork that was taken on Tuesday shows that a substantial portion of the entirety of the East Wing has been demolished.
October 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
the president has destroyed the east wing of the white house without so much as a word of input from anyone else to build a royal ballroom paid for with bribes
This can't be legally binding
Everybody who reads this tweet is now a dodgers fan. If you read it, you have to root for the dodgers
October 21, 2025 at 8:20 AM
This can't be legally binding
We are entering truly uncharted "snake eating its own tail" levels when it comes to the movie industry
First look at Anthony Ippolito as Sylvester Stallone in ‘I PLAY ROCKY’
The film follows a young Sylvester Stallone & the dramatic journey it took to get ‘ROCKY’ made.
The film follows a young Sylvester Stallone & the dramatic journey it took to get ‘ROCKY’ made.
October 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
We are entering truly uncharted "snake eating its own tail" levels when it comes to the movie industry