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Andie’s Dad. Devon’s Dad. Pop’s Pop.
Democrat. #SJUBB
The Yankees will never win with Boone.
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Ultimately there are just a lot of people who are looking for a politics that allows them to engage in this kind of sadism, but we shouldn’t allow them to turn around and pretend that they have actual morals without pointing out the obvious, that they just want blood bsky.app/profile/acco...
Megyn Kelly on alleged war crimes: "I really do kind of not only wanna see them killed in the water, whether they're on the boat or in the water, but I'd really like to see them suffer. I would like Trump and Hegseth to make it last a long time so they lose a limb and bleed out."
December 2, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Trump's MRI...
December 2, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Just tuned into the giants game for the night with my newborn in my lap.

17-0 Patriots in the first
December 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
What’s that ideology called that’s all about blood and soil?
December 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Kids definitely mine.

Massive bags under her eyes at 4 weeks old 😂
December 1, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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“That sounds illegal”
December 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
When the redacted Epstein files come out you gotta berate Trump to send a privacy waiver to DoJ/FBI stating he’s okay with his name being released.
December 1, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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First journalist to find out if it’s cancer or a stroke will win a Pulitzer.
Tonight he says his MRI was perfect just like the phone call that got him impeached 👀👀👀
December 1, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Was Trump booed loudly and publicly (and flipped off) before myself and 100 others were stopped by his motorcade making its way back to the white house on 17th street, the day of the women’s march?

Always thought he had the one good day before he heard us and saw us getting in his face.
December 1, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Popeye is so upset by the new baby he’s been licking his paws (or bed) nonstop for 5 days straight.

Okay he doesn’t have a bed. It’s my bed.

We share the bed. It’s not really anybody’s bed more than anyone else.
December 1, 2025 at 1:16 AM
How did we not throw those teen moms a ticker-tape parade and give them the presidential medial of freedom?

Fucking legends
December 1, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Got poop on my shirt.

(Not my poop)
November 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Welker: "Are you calling for U.S. service members to actively disobey orders like those?"

Sen. Mark Kelly: "If orders are illegal, not only do they not have to follow them, they are legally required not to follow them…There needs to be an investigation."
November 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Worst slate of 1 o’clock games this century?
November 30, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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The game-breaking exploit that Trump has identified is “If no one reacts you can just do any bad thing you want”
November 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Me: when big corporations own all the cars, and we’re all taking taxis everywhere, maybe they’ll be more colorful.

Reality: they’ll have ads on them.
November 30, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Freight Train the book, but it’s a birthday cake.
November 30, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Devon had so much trouble passing gas from 6-8 tonight and really let us know.

And now she’s not having any trouble at all, and is really letting me know!
November 30, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Pretty wild that I’ve had a sore throat and phlegm for 10 days.

Like what strategy are the white blood cells using?

It only took Meade 3 days to beat Lee after getting command the week before but white blood cells have been around for millions of years and are still struggling.
What?!?
November 30, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Andie’s gonna run D1 because she’s being socialized to like runners and running and her parents both crushed middle school XC.

Devon’s gonna run D1 because there hasn’t been a lung/leg combo like this on the planet in the last 20 years 😂
November 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Devon has gas, but she can’t pass it.

But you’d already know that if you were watching the pizza tracker in 19086!
November 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Boston College won the first game of the year and the last game of the year.

What more can you ask for?
November 30, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I heard Lane Kiffin was waiting to see if BC would fire their coach after going 1-11, but the Eagles are up big on ‘Cuse going into the 4th, so he’ll probably just sign with LSU
November 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
If I had Elon musk levels of wreath, every network would be paid off not to show injury replays
November 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM