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“Someday I will find the right words, and they will be simple.” - Jack Kerouac
Not sure what kind of visibility I have on this site, but can anyone smarter than me explain this phenomenon? I can’t understand it.
September 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Not sure what kind of visibility I have on this site, but can anyone smarter than me explain this phenomenon? I can’t understand it.
Doctor I trust more than RFk Jr
September 7, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Doctor I trust more than RFk Jr
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My boyfriend and I made a list of people we could have sex with if we ever got the chance. He chose Margot Robbie, Charlize Theron, and Ana de Armas. I picked his younger brother, my therapist, and the neighbor who waves at me shirtless.
August 28, 2025 at 2:09 PM
My boyfriend and I made a list of people we could have sex with if we ever got the chance. He chose Margot Robbie, Charlize Theron, and Ana de Armas. I picked his younger brother, my therapist, and the neighbor who waves at me shirtless.
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Charlie Kirk isn't even charge of his hairline. We shan't be listening to him about anything.
August 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Charlie Kirk isn't even charge of his hairline. We shan't be listening to him about anything.
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On this Chairteenth, we celebrate the good folks of Montgomery, especially our guy AquaMayne. Special shout out to the folks who, within 72 hours, recreated this in their apartment complex. A COMMUNITY!! 💀
August 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
On this Chairteenth, we celebrate the good folks of Montgomery, especially our guy AquaMayne. Special shout out to the folks who, within 72 hours, recreated this in their apartment complex. A COMMUNITY!! 💀
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Every blue-haired they/them liberal arts grad living in NYC is tougher than this sad little bitch.
July 29, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Every blue-haired they/them liberal arts grad living in NYC is tougher than this sad little bitch.
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"It's ok, honey. The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout won't hurt you!"
The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:
The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:
July 29, 2025 at 4:08 AM
"It's ok, honey. The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout won't hurt you!"
The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:
The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:
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The Blackbird of Annoyance has replaced the Bluebird of Happiness in my life
July 13, 2025 at 4:19 AM
The Blackbird of Annoyance has replaced the Bluebird of Happiness in my life
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“No, sweetie, there’s no plan to fix anything because the plan is to destroy everything.”
June 28, 2025 at 10:03 AM
“No, sweetie, there’s no plan to fix anything because the plan is to destroy everything.”
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The ones where you can tell they got a little bit of that angel on them >>>>
June 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
The ones where you can tell they got a little bit of that angel on them >>>>
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Tell me your pet’s name with a GIF
June 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Tell me your pet’s name with a GIF
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I just wanna get drunk and eat shit off the grill for 3 days with my titties out.
May 23, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I just wanna get drunk and eat shit off the grill for 3 days with my titties out.
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bulge fleck schwump splosh flack a flack plip blup bloop bloop splash plip plop plip plop blllggghh swoosh whargharble shuhplip plop plip plop plop pitter bulge blup bub bloop sploosh flack a flack splish bloop bloop burble gurgle whargharble flush plip
May 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
bulge fleck schwump splosh flack a flack plip blup bloop bloop splash plip plop plip plop blllggghh swoosh whargharble shuhplip plop plip plop plop pitter bulge blup bub bloop sploosh flack a flack splish bloop bloop burble gurgle whargharble flush plip
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They were airlifted out just before their country club desegregated.
May 18, 2025 at 12:01 PM
They were airlifted out just before their country club desegregated.
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It’s Friday night—time to swap stress for gin and sin.
May 17, 2025 at 2:01 AM
It’s Friday night—time to swap stress for gin and sin.
So sick of these dipshits not knowing the difference between Medicaid and cash assistance benefits.
Mike Johnson on Medicaid: "What we've talked about is returning work requirements ... you return the dignity of work to young men who need to be out working instead of playing video games all day. We have a lot of fraud, waste, and abuse in Medicaid."
April 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
So sick of these dipshits not knowing the difference between Medicaid and cash assistance benefits.
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Anxiety is ridiculous because sometimes “I’m not going to accomplish anything meaningful before I die” and “that dog’s ear is inside out and nobody’s doing anything about it” feel the same
March 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Anxiety is ridiculous because sometimes “I’m not going to accomplish anything meaningful before I die” and “that dog’s ear is inside out and nobody’s doing anything about it” feel the same
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On top of everything else, I am fed up with Trump officials telling people that we should be “grateful.”
YOU MUSTY-CROTCHED DEMONS CAN SIT ON MY GIRTHY INGRATITUDE AND SPIN.
YOU MUSTY-CROTCHED DEMONS CAN SIT ON MY GIRTHY INGRATITUDE AND SPIN.
March 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
On top of everything else, I am fed up with Trump officials telling people that we should be “grateful.”
YOU MUSTY-CROTCHED DEMONS CAN SIT ON MY GIRTHY INGRATITUDE AND SPIN.
YOU MUSTY-CROTCHED DEMONS CAN SIT ON MY GIRTHY INGRATITUDE AND SPIN.
For a minute I really thought this was a statement on our current political situation.
When you have a "this is getting too farfetched" thought during the life-size puppet terrorist movie.
#Abruptio #FrightClub
#Abruptio #FrightClub
March 16, 2025 at 6:02 PM
For a minute I really thought this was a statement on our current political situation.
Not to be conspiratorial or anything, but Chuck Schumer’s sudden change of heart reminds me of Frankie Pentangeli after seeing his brother in Godfather II - iykyk
a group of men are sitting at a table and one of them says yeah sure why not ?
ALT: a group of men are sitting at a table and one of them says yeah sure why not ?
media.tenor.com
March 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Not to be conspiratorial or anything, but Chuck Schumer’s sudden change of heart reminds me of Frankie Pentangeli after seeing his brother in Godfather II - iykyk
Was it something he said? Oh wait …
March 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Was it something he said? Oh wait …