Tor
@mstor.bsky.social
Swears, often sarcastic. Lover of gifs, hater of seagulls. Londoner emigrated to North Wales but occasionally still spotted at FFC. Knows a bit about financial regulation/governance. And yoga.
She/her. Views own etc.
She/her. Views own etc.
The only surprise I have about this whole situation is that it’s taken this long to happen.
June 6, 2025 at 8:26 AM
The only surprise I have about this whole situation is that it’s taken this long to happen.
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Big purrs ❤️
A study by this cheeto scientist has confirmed the reason why humans evolved opposable thumbs
April 27, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Big purrs ❤️
The irony of seeing not 1 but 2 separate things about how the body will make you rest if you don’t stop and me thinking “it’s cool, I’ve got a week off in 2 weeks” and then getting hit with Covid is not even vaguely lost on me.
April 27, 2025 at 11:43 AM
The irony of seeing not 1 but 2 separate things about how the body will make you rest if you don’t stop and me thinking “it’s cool, I’ve got a week off in 2 weeks” and then getting hit with Covid is not even vaguely lost on me.
Exciting news! I am now the proud owner of an allotment plot 🥳
April 11, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Exciting news! I am now the proud owner of an allotment plot 🥳
Next tube in 7 - SEVEN - minutes like some kind of 18th century nonsense.
April 8, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Next tube in 7 - SEVEN - minutes like some kind of 18th century nonsense.
How is it that people no longer know how to behave properly? We went to see @iaindoesjokes.bsky.social in Liverpool last night and small pockets of the audience beggared belief at how badly they behaved while the show was on.
Fair play to Iain for not just walking off stage saying “fuck this”.
Fair play to Iain for not just walking off stage saying “fuck this”.
March 23, 2025 at 12:52 PM
How is it that people no longer know how to behave properly? We went to see @iaindoesjokes.bsky.social in Liverpool last night and small pockets of the audience beggared belief at how badly they behaved while the show was on.
Fair play to Iain for not just walking off stage saying “fuck this”.
Fair play to Iain for not just walking off stage saying “fuck this”.
Just me sat here feeling seen
Word of the day is ‘hingum-tringum’: 19th-century Scots for feeling feeble or barely presentable, and just about hanging together.
March 12, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Just me sat here feeling seen
There is a dog on the tube. Repeat there is a dog on the tube.
Today is going to be a good day.
Today is going to be a good day.
March 5, 2025 at 7:38 AM
There is a dog on the tube. Repeat there is a dog on the tube.
Today is going to be a good day.
Today is going to be a good day.
Joys of working from home: watching this one twitch as he dreams in the sunshine
February 5, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Joys of working from home: watching this one twitch as he dreams in the sunshine
I’m being that awful “Good morning and happy Friday!” person today.
I am disappointed in myself.
I am disappointed in myself.
January 24, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I’m being that awful “Good morning and happy Friday!” person today.
I am disappointed in myself.
I am disappointed in myself.
We have no water due to a burst water main under the river bed. Welsh Water had to dam the river.
“Alexa… play Alice in Chains…”
“Alexa… play Alice in Chains…”
Conwy water supply: Burst pipe cuts off thousands of homes
Crews are working on repairs, Welsh Water says, with work not expected to be finished until later.
www.bbc.com
January 17, 2025 at 11:39 AM
We have no water due to a burst water main under the river bed. Welsh Water had to dam the river.
“Alexa… play Alice in Chains…”
“Alexa… play Alice in Chains…”
😔 what a terrible shame. Filmmaker extraordinaire. Thank you for the impact you had on my life.
David Lynch, Visionary Director of ‘Twin Peaks’ and ‘Blue Velvet,’ Dies at 78 variety.com/2025/film/ne...
David Lynch, Visionary Director of ‘Twin Peaks’ and ‘Blue Velvet,’ Dies at 78
Director David Lynch, who radicalized American film with with a dark, surrealistic artistic vision in films like 'Blue Velvet,' has died. He was 78.
variety.com
January 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
😔 what a terrible shame. Filmmaker extraordinaire. Thank you for the impact you had on my life.
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What can you say during sex and also at the FA Cup draw?
January 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
What can you say during sex and also at the FA Cup draw?
Still haven’t come to terms with the fact that we have to wait until Wednesday for the next episode of The Traitors.
January 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Still haven’t come to terms with the fact that we have to wait until Wednesday for the next episode of The Traitors.
Went out for a nice coffee today
January 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Went out for a nice coffee today
Still eating cheese with the posh Christmas crackers even though it’s nearly mid-January and I’m okay with this.
January 10, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Still eating cheese with the posh Christmas crackers even though it’s nearly mid-January and I’m okay with this.
The football is on so will have to catch up with The Traitors later. If you haven’t all ruined the surprise by then.
January 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The football is on so will have to catch up with The Traitors later. If you haven’t all ruined the surprise by then.
I see the p**n bots have arrived… 😒
January 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I see the p**n bots have arrived… 😒
Yay! Trending topics has arrived!
January 5, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Yay! Trending topics has arrived!
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CHARLES RENNIE MACKENSLUSH
January 5, 2025 at 12:14 AM
CHARLES RENNIE MACKENSLUSH
Anyone else doing the Big De-Christmas?
I need cleanliness and order back in my life. And the Yeti family to go in the loft for 11 months.
I need cleanliness and order back in my life. And the Yeti family to go in the loft for 11 months.
January 1, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Anyone else doing the Big De-Christmas?
I need cleanliness and order back in my life. And the Yeti family to go in the loft for 11 months.
I need cleanliness and order back in my life. And the Yeti family to go in the loft for 11 months.
Quiet house this evening. Just me, the cat and the rat.
I’m rather looking forward to a little bit of peace and quiet.
I’m rather looking forward to a little bit of peace and quiet.
December 27, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Quiet house this evening. Just me, the cat and the rat.
I’m rather looking forward to a little bit of peace and quiet.
I’m rather looking forward to a little bit of peace and quiet.
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What did we get stuck in our rectums last year? defector.com/what-did-we-...
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector
Do you realize that this is the 12th year we’ve run this series? Time really flies when you don’t have something lodged up your butt. But for those of you who do, read on to see if you made this year’...
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December 25, 2024 at 2:01 PM
What did we get stuck in our rectums last year? defector.com/what-did-we-...