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MsTakenLee
@mstakenlee.bsky.social
I never pass up an opportunity for shenanigans.
Evolving human.
Conservative Adjacent
Sagittarius
Wife
Dog Mom
A follow is not an endorsement of ideology or an invitation for you to DM me immediately. 🤨
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OKAY, BLUETOPIA...

Time for a FUNNY PEOPLE OF BLUESKY POST.

Herein, find links to DOZENS of people who are fucking HILARIOUS... or mildly amusing... or wry... or sly... or somewhere in between.

Click the pic & read the ALT Text, please.

That's MY jam. I'm not all that funny. I just write shit.
This is fitting again this year. What did I ever do to the babies I brought into the world; loved, adored, nurtured and nourished, for them to treat me with such casual disregard?

#holidays
#brokenfamily
#mentalhealth
Nothing seems to change
My sacrifices are in vain
I'm still vilified

In the story they tell
I'm the one who did things wrong
Truth doesn't matter

I am pushed aside
Forgotten and abandoned
My family gone

Stolen by people
Who don't care what they have done
Left my heart broken

#haiku
#poetry
#loss
November 28, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I've been telling people this for years.
I’m sorry to be the one to tell you this but your elected officials literally do not care about you at all
June 22, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Reposted by MsTakenLee
[at roller rink]

My fanny pack contains 237 marbles, in case I need to create a diversion.
June 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Pretty much...
“We bombed Iran”
June 22, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Reposted by MsTakenLee
AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR PICKUP LINES WITH PAM

The world is ending and I have a fresh jar of coconut oil (wink)
June 22, 2025 at 4:48 AM
That seems counterproductive and counterintuitive. I'm not judging you and don't know a thing about your needs in this area. I know for me, given the things I'm trying to manage, I can't afford to lie to my therapist. I need help and tools.
On my way to lie to my therapist
January 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Here's a prime example of what an engagement farming account looks like. They've got a few hundred followers, are following over 1k accounts, and have 0 posts. If I were to follow them back, I'd get a DM w/a link asking me to check them/their content out.

#EngagementFarming
#BlueSkySupport
January 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Well, I see that the sex bots with all their similar first names and nearly identical profiles have invaded. I hope a solution can be found soon. It's super annoying to have to block them daily. @bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team
January 6, 2025 at 3:09 PM
It smells like winter and snow outside today. Am I the only one who notices these things? Can anyone else smell rain in the air? Does anyone else notice that the color of sunlight during spring and summer is more warm than in the fall and winter when it gets very white and cold looking? I'm curious.
January 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Yes, unintentional harm is still harm. Yes, intent doesn't negate the impact, but it's a justifiable reason not to vilify the one who unintentionally caused harm.
But recognizing this means you are ahead of the curve. This is the most important lesson to learn in advocacy, to know when you are not the best voice and not only when to pass the mic but who to pass it too.

Because yes, harm done unintentionally is still harm and intent does not negate impact.
There is a delicate dance between advocacy and talking over people outside your lane. I struggle with it, particularly with my social weirds. I want to help, but often, I'm not the best voice on the subject and I try to remember that. Harm done unintentionally is still harm.
January 2, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Cuz I'm gonna make you see, there's nobody else yeah, no one like me, I'm special so special
Gonna use my style, gonna use my sidestep
Gonna use my fingers, gonna use my, my, my
ether-soaked rag
January 2, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I love contributing to the shenanigans of my dogs by taking a stick from one of them and then giving it to the other one. 😏
January 2, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Do you want to try and rebuild your credit in #Year2025? Try the #KikoffApp. kikoff.com/refer/UMQ5PQMQ
Kikoff
kikoff.com
January 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
If you have a dog with incontinence issues, or they seem to have accidents in the house frequently, use dog poop bags to scoop up pee soaked paper towels and poop plus paper towels used to clean up what the bag couldn't. It will cut down the smell in your trash can.
January 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Which men are easy? Some of the men I know aren't taking the crap anymore, nor should they. Any woman using their bodies as weapons against men to get what they want, are wrong, and always gonna be wrong. Not saying Mir Mir does this, just giving my two cents. Please resume normal skeeting.
January 1, 2025 at 12:59 PM
A couple things as I'm heading into 2025.

1) www.facebook.com/share/r/18sd...
Redirecting...
www.facebook.com
January 1, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Why does her face look like she's a Muppet?
Good Morning Family. Cheers to the last day of the year. I’m glad we all found each other… #Blacksky
December 31, 2024 at 5:44 PM
December 27, 2024 at 11:53 PM
Do you want to know something mind blowing?

No matter how close or far two objects are in relation to each other, if you keep dividing the space between them in half, they'll never touch.

#science
#zenosparadox
December 27, 2024 at 11:47 PM
Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order.
No explanations, no reviews, just .gifs
#filmsky
#moviechallenge
🎞️1/20
December 27, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Why is Dwayne Johnson the only man who can turn a lesbian straight?

Because Rock beats Scissors.

#joke
#funny
#lmaooo
#naughtyjoke
#itsajoke
December 27, 2024 at 11:42 PM
If you see this post, post a pic from your device without an explanation
December 27, 2024 at 11:39 PM
I try to remember this. The first 37 years of my life were filled with sexual abuse, emotional and psychological abuse, and ended with domestic abuse. Even after I walked away from all my abusers, the lingering scars, the internalized voices, still make me question if I'm good enough. #AbuseScars
December 27, 2024 at 11:24 PM
frfr
in christmas message, pope urges world to put down arms, overcome divisions, and a bunch of other basic shit you’d think his god would just make happen if it were really that important to him
December 26, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Unlike Chaka Khan, I'm not every woman. I'm married to the best man on the planet, and no other man could ever give me a fraction of what my husband does. He supplies all my needs. All other men are cheap knock-offs by comparison, and would be a waste of my time or attention.
December 26, 2024 at 3:47 AM