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Thomas Ullmann
@mrwartburg.bsky.social
Woodburning nerd | Variety streamer | Fan of the Iowa Hawkeyes | Host of Box Office Shuffle
I see I missed some very stupid football while I was making a late dinner.
December 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Don’t let grumpy guses get you down, college football is still the best sport on earth — where else will you see the mighty Peacocks of Upper Iowa hoist the coveted Leg Lamp Trophy like it’s the Holy Grail? 🦚🦵
December 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Safe to say the kittens are liking the whole 'stay in the shop' for the winter arrangement.
December 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
3 episodes down, and we'll finish the rest tomorrow! Same bat channel, slightly earlier bat time, like an hour earlier hopefully.
December 5, 2025 at 5:10 AM
A rare stream? And I'm finally playing Dispatch? And you can decide the romance route in the chat? www.twitch.tv/mrwartburg
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December 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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I'm bored today so I decided it's time to announce the secret project.
SECRET PROJECT REVEALED
YouTube video by Gary Whitta
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December 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
We are inching ever closer to the full fledged Muppet Knives Out movie that we all deserve.
they made muppet daniel craig
December 4, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Apparently I did a lot of finding out this year with @pablo.show.
December 3, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Forgot show my collections latest additions. Up to 490 on movies, counting down to 500 now.
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 AM
It's recap time! Everything but Veilguard makes sense. I didn't I think I'd streamed near enough for that to be in my top 5.
December 2, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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If it bleeds, we can kill it. At least I think someone says that in Prey. Anyway, come along for the ride as we talk about a fun movie in the Predator franchise and deal with disappearing audio equipment mid-show! youtu.be/732zyRmSDv4
Prey (2022) is Awesome
YouTube video by Box Office Shuffle
youtu.be
December 2, 2025 at 7:41 PM
NW: Wake Up Dead Man
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December 1, 2025 at 11:53 PM
The football week's not quite done, but our match up is. Congrats @echochlo.com, you are about to be:
December 1, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Nothing like the first snow storm to remind you how horribly out of shape you are.

I need a nap now.
November 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Iowa has better corn. Sorry Nebraska, it's just science.
IOWA GETS A SAFETY OFF A PUNT

MAXIMUM HAWKEYES
November 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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There's 10% off dice and 20% off everything else! This is only for ready to ship items, so no made-to-order sets/coasters or gift cards. But completed dice, stickers, fidgets, and more are on sale!

longdogdice.com
Long Dog Dice
Artisan resin dice handmade from start to finish out of my home workshop.
longdogdice.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
With bad weather rolling in this evening I am already on the road to go early am Black Friday shopping, just to go buy like 5 cans of lacquer. Rough start the the morning.
November 28, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Took Thanksgiving to the acute rehab unit for my grandma. Nurse come over to say hi, said he already met most of us.

Grandma: "Sorry you had to go through that." Safe to say her sense of humor is OK.
November 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Late into fantasy I should not be as invested as I am in this week's match up with @echochlo.com. the 6-7 Bowl is here.
November 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
It takes all kinds I guess.
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Feeling better post-head trauma, so decided on a double movie night in Discord. Prey (The 2022 one) and Sisu worked fantastically back-to-back.
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Bailey is being good company now that I'm up from my post-ER nap
November 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
So I'm gonna be getting a head wound stapled at 4:40 am on a Sunday.

Good times. And a lovely reminder that living my own is certainly gonna be a risk. Fainted twice in the bathroom, I must have landed on the door hinge the first time.

It's never fun waking up and realizing you are on the floor.
November 23, 2025 at 10:38 AM