I can’t believe this burg err’d
August 29, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I can’t believe this burg err’d
I can’t hear without my glasses
May 18, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I can’t hear without my glasses
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zionism is fascism just like nazism is. it’s an ethno-religious supremacist ideology that requires the extermination of the indigenous population. israel supporters crying antisemitism sound like isis defenders claiming islamaphobia. the conflation of zionism=judaism is repulsive
May 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
zionism is fascism just like nazism is. it’s an ethno-religious supremacist ideology that requires the extermination of the indigenous population. israel supporters crying antisemitism sound like isis defenders claiming islamaphobia. the conflation of zionism=judaism is repulsive
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The trees along Minnehaha parkway just north of Lake Nokomis are blooming!
Maybe my favorite week of the year here
Minneapolis, MN
5/11/25
Maybe my favorite week of the year here
Minneapolis, MN
5/11/25
May 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The trees along Minnehaha parkway just north of Lake Nokomis are blooming!
Maybe my favorite week of the year here
Minneapolis, MN
5/11/25
Maybe my favorite week of the year here
Minneapolis, MN
5/11/25
Wait you’re telling me they made a virgin into the pope??? What has this world come to??
May 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Wait you’re telling me they made a virgin into the pope??? What has this world come to??
Listening to the Cupid shuffle full blast in your convertible feels like treasonous behavior.
How tf am I supposed to be safe when I’m meant to walk it by myself in the middle of the crosswalk
How tf am I supposed to be safe when I’m meant to walk it by myself in the middle of the crosswalk
May 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Listening to the Cupid shuffle full blast in your convertible feels like treasonous behavior.
How tf am I supposed to be safe when I’m meant to walk it by myself in the middle of the crosswalk
How tf am I supposed to be safe when I’m meant to walk it by myself in the middle of the crosswalk
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Dear god let this man cook.
April 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Dear god let this man cook.
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there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80 mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement
April 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80 mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement
Pope dies and Ghost releases an album this week
The satanic panic crowd is gonna go WILD
The satanic panic crowd is gonna go WILD
April 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Pope dies and Ghost releases an album this week
The satanic panic crowd is gonna go WILD
The satanic panic crowd is gonna go WILD
Cosplaying as having it figured out. Will report back my findings
April 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Cosplaying as having it figured out. Will report back my findings
Me walking into a bank: “No see you don’t understand, I’m mimicking the humble yet mischievous raccoon. That’s why I’m wearing this mask. It’s not because I’m up to anything nefarious.
I am robbing you but that’s a separate thing.”
I am robbing you but that’s a separate thing.”
April 14, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Me walking into a bank: “No see you don’t understand, I’m mimicking the humble yet mischievous raccoon. That’s why I’m wearing this mask. It’s not because I’m up to anything nefarious.
I am robbing you but that’s a separate thing.”
I am robbing you but that’s a separate thing.”
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36k people out here to make their voices heard. seems like there’s a lot of momentum for left populism. the largest crowd bernie has had so far
April 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
36k people out here to make their voices heard. seems like there’s a lot of momentum for left populism. the largest crowd bernie has had so far
Wandering aisles of Sam’s club alone, looking confused, trying to hook a sugar mama
April 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Wandering aisles of Sam’s club alone, looking confused, trying to hook a sugar mama
Sorry honey no therapy for me. This depression and anxiety are load bearing to my entire personality
April 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Sorry honey no therapy for me. This depression and anxiety are load bearing to my entire personality
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i don't think id ever get trampled in a crowd setting . when im surrounded by thousands of panicked men and women i tend to play it smart
April 8, 2025 at 10:20 AM
i don't think id ever get trampled in a crowd setting . when im surrounded by thousands of panicked men and women i tend to play it smart
QUIT YAPPING AND PUMP YOUR GAS FASTER SOME OF US HAVE WALLS TO STARE AT IN THEIR HOME
April 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
QUIT YAPPING AND PUMP YOUR GAS FASTER SOME OF US HAVE WALLS TO STARE AT IN THEIR HOME
Drawn to the Red Bull mobile like a sailor to sirens
April 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Drawn to the Red Bull mobile like a sailor to sirens
“It’s okay to not be okay” actually I wanna claw myself out of my own skin but sure, pop off with your empty platitudes.
April 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
“It’s okay to not be okay” actually I wanna claw myself out of my own skin but sure, pop off with your empty platitudes.
What do you mean babe?? I’m so funny! I’ve been quoting 15 year old snl bits for the past 45 minutes
April 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
What do you mean babe?? I’m so funny! I’ve been quoting 15 year old snl bits for the past 45 minutes
This year I am applying to be the April Fool
Qualifications: I am quite foolish
Qualifications: I am quite foolish
March 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
This year I am applying to be the April Fool
Qualifications: I am quite foolish
Qualifications: I am quite foolish
What’s a weekend if there’s no generational crash out building in the back of your mind??? Pleasure’s for the birds baby. Embrace chaotic angst
March 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
What’s a weekend if there’s no generational crash out building in the back of your mind??? Pleasure’s for the birds baby. Embrace chaotic angst
Everybody’s a gangster until they’re a lil tired oh sleepy I’m so sleepy oh god I need a nappy with my blankie pls dear god someone bring me my blankie
March 26, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Everybody’s a gangster until they’re a lil tired oh sleepy I’m so sleepy oh god I need a nappy with my blankie pls dear god someone bring me my blankie
Meeting new people fucking sucks. Them being all nice to me and trying to get to know me. Fuck you.
March 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Meeting new people fucking sucks. Them being all nice to me and trying to get to know me. Fuck you.
Bro last night was a playful deconstruction of the genre
March 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Bro last night was a playful deconstruction of the genre
So mad I just now thought of Et Tuah, Brute on that Thang
You’re six days late you stupid jackass
You’re six days late you stupid jackass
March 21, 2025 at 3:42 PM
So mad I just now thought of Et Tuah, Brute on that Thang
You’re six days late you stupid jackass
You’re six days late you stupid jackass