In a way, the ultimate heckler takedown would be a gun

Sure everyone wants a comedian who "says what we're all thinking" but when I get up there and start talking about how underrated risotto is as a versatile dish that's really not that hard to whip up, all of a sudden,

Okay, first off, you tell me to shut up. Rude. Secondly you demand I take your money?

I hate those guys who get on this app and just recycle old twitter jokes. The collective noun for that type of guy is a podcast

No thanks bluesky, I got another app I use to post shit every day! It's called the fucking toilet and I go viral three times a day!