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When I retire, I’m going to spend the first year in bed.
November 28, 2025 at 7:06 AM
When I retire, I’m going to spend the first year in bed.
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"Thank you for the Standard Lamp gift, Donald."
September 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
"Thank you for the Standard Lamp gift, Donald."
Has the world gone mad RRP £800 for a tooth brush. 😬
September 18, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Has the world gone mad RRP £800 for a tooth brush. 😬
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September 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Tommy released an album of submarine hits. Full marks Tommy.
September 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Tommy released an album of submarine hits. Full marks Tommy.
My brother is in spoons, south wales valleys. Anyone find a cheaper pint than this?
August 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
My brother is in spoons, south wales valleys. Anyone find a cheaper pint than this?
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Ha!
Trump’s Caddie magically drops a ball for him not in the deep stuff ⛳️
July 28, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Ha!
Not sure if it’s because I’m really hungry but anyone else see a plate of sausages
July 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Not sure if it’s because I’m really hungry but anyone else see a plate of sausages
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I'd love to know who wrote this dialogue, because it actually made me choke on my coffee. 😭
July 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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"At the next junction, take a hard right"
Grok AI to be available in Tesla vehicles next week, Musk says reut.rs/4ksb1WX
Grok AI to be available in Tesla vehicles next week, Musk says
Grok AI will be available in Tesla vehicles next week "at the latest", the EV maker's CEO, Elon Musk, said in a post on X on Thursday.
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July 10, 2025 at 10:53 AM
"At the next junction, take a hard right"
No, I’d love to wash my face in your shitter
June 26, 2025 at 5:59 AM
No, I’d love to wash my face in your shitter
A man called Howard dictating how women should live thier lives is pure #DailyMail
June 24, 2025 at 11:21 AM
A man called Howard dictating how women should live thier lives is pure #DailyMail
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I did suggest incorporating my father's ashes into an etch a sketch but my mam told me off.
May 28, 2025 at 9:06 AM
I did suggest incorporating my father's ashes into an etch a sketch but my mam told me off.
Dear Ai, what if I really don’t ever want to buy cryptocurrency or trade stocks?
May 29, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Dear Ai, what if I really don’t ever want to buy cryptocurrency or trade stocks?
Wasn’t he the singer in The Fall?
🎶 HELLO MY BABY, HELLO MY HONEY, HELLO MY RAGTIME GAL 🎶
May 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Wasn’t he the singer in The Fall?
Well that wasn’t on by bingo card for the day
May 8, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Well that wasn’t on by bingo card for the day
When your scrabble game sums your life up.
May 6, 2025 at 10:35 AM
When your scrabble game sums your life up.
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