Seed Oil Papi
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It’s nice to see ketchup getting the hate it deserves, but it’s very telling that this is where we draw the line when teriyaki sauce is out here orientalizing chicken thighs at every mall food court in America. Your other condiment friends, mayo, relish, mustard, etc, see you and they are sick of it
December 9, 2025 at 9:12 AM
It’s nice to see ketchup getting the hate it deserves, but it’s very telling that this is where we draw the line when teriyaki sauce is out here orientalizing chicken thighs at every mall food court in America. Your other condiment friends, mayo, relish, mustard, etc, see you and they are sick of it
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It's so funny to watch them periodically half-ass try the "Your body belongs to the Reich and it is your duty to keep it fit for the Fuhrer" stuff to their base of the laziest people in America whose idea of attending a political rally is to drive their trucks around a parking lot.
December 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
It's so funny to watch them periodically half-ass try the "Your body belongs to the Reich and it is your duty to keep it fit for the Fuhrer" stuff to their base of the laziest people in America whose idea of attending a political rally is to drive their trucks around a parking lot.
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Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.
December 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.
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Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things
December 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things
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Shouldn’t be this hard to find a good pair of chocolate brown pants
December 8, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Shouldn’t be this hard to find a good pair of chocolate brown pants
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Left-wing populism: this is monopolistic behavior
Right-wing populism: If this cartoon character does not fuck girls I will set off a fertilizer bomb
Right-wing populism: If this cartoon character does not fuck girls I will set off a fertilizer bomb
bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok
December 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Left-wing populism: this is monopolistic behavior
Right-wing populism: If this cartoon character does not fuck girls I will set off a fertilizer bomb
Right-wing populism: If this cartoon character does not fuck girls I will set off a fertilizer bomb
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a bead in the shape of an everything bagel to put around a dreadlock
call it bagel and locks
call it bagel and locks
December 7, 2025 at 4:49 AM
a bead in the shape of an everything bagel to put around a dreadlock
call it bagel and locks
call it bagel and locks
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The British from 1890 to 1902
December 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
The British from 1890 to 1902
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My politics are the left wing of the unclear and present danger podcast (radicalized 90s nostalgia where antifascism is government policy)
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
My politics are the left wing of the unclear and present danger podcast (radicalized 90s nostalgia where antifascism is government policy)
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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December 4, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The global far right is so well organized that they are even exporting their unique brand of Catholic, gremlin-esque, pedophile defending vice presidents to other countries www.emol.com/noticias/Nac...
Dichos de diputado Meza sobre incluir a violadores de menores en indulto humanitario abre flanco a campaña de Kast
Mientras la candidata Jara calificó como "gravísimo" el hecho. La secretaria general de republicanos, desestimó la postura del legislador.
www.emol.com
December 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The global far right is so well organized that they are even exporting their unique brand of Catholic, gremlin-esque, pedophile defending vice presidents to other countries www.emol.com/noticias/Nac...
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between the Kalshi / Polymarket stuff and insane AI videos of criminals being locked up, we finally get to watch the same media that they consume in the starship troopers universe
December 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
between the Kalshi / Polymarket stuff and insane AI videos of criminals being locked up, we finally get to watch the same media that they consume in the starship troopers universe
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Too long for the character limit but
December 5, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Too long for the character limit but
Much like the people who elected him, we see dozens of hands reaching out for the opportunity to fondle a single testicle hanging from Donald Trump’s fetid corpus
December 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Much like the people who elected him, we see dozens of hands reaching out for the opportunity to fondle a single testicle hanging from Donald Trump’s fetid corpus
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It's been pointed out to me that of course they're recruiting someone named Fulnecky, on account of their founder being somewhat half-necky these days.
December 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
It's been pointed out to me that of course they're recruiting someone named Fulnecky, on account of their founder being somewhat half-necky these days.
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Ah it’s my favorite show, Maritime Law and Order
🚨🚨🚨This collapses the one 'argument' Hegseth had against it being a war crime:
"The two men killed as they floated holding onto their capsized boat .. DID NOT APPEAR TO HAVE RADIO OR OTHER COMMUNICATIONS DEVICES, the top military official overseeing the strike told lawmakers."
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"The two men killed as they floated holding onto their capsized boat .. DID NOT APPEAR TO HAVE RADIO OR OTHER COMMUNICATIONS DEVICES, the top military official overseeing the strike told lawmakers."
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Exclusive: Survivors clinging to capsized boat didn’t radio for backup, admiral overseeing double-tap strike tells lawmakers | CNN Politics
The two men killed as they floated holding onto their capsized boat in a secondary strike against a suspected drug vessel in early September did not appear to have radio or other communications device...
www.cnn.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Ah it’s my favorite show, Maritime Law and Order
This is like me saying I have no problem if my wife just decides to buy me a Cartier watch
The news at 00:14:45 is: Spurs boss Frank has no issue celebrating against old club Brentford, Tottenham boss Thomas Frank admits Saturday’s visit of former club Brentford will be special, but he will have no problem celebrating against them.#news
Spurs boss Frank has no issue celebrating against old club Brentford
Tottenham boss Thomas Frank admits Saturday’s visit of former club Brentford will be special, but he will have no problem celebrating against them.
www.skysports.com
December 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
This is like me saying I have no problem if my wife just decides to buy me a Cartier watch
I'll settle for a point.
December 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I'll settle for a point.
Today at work.
Student: Hey Mr. Seed Oil, what do you want for Christmas? Me: For Tottenham to win a single game
Student: Nah, you're asking for too much. #coys
Student: Hey Mr. Seed Oil, what do you want for Christmas? Me: For Tottenham to win a single game
Student: Nah, you're asking for too much. #coys
December 2, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Today at work.
Student: Hey Mr. Seed Oil, what do you want for Christmas? Me: For Tottenham to win a single game
Student: Nah, you're asking for too much. #coys
Student: Hey Mr. Seed Oil, what do you want for Christmas? Me: For Tottenham to win a single game
Student: Nah, you're asking for too much. #coys