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Matt Smith
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July 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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What a great half of attacking soccer from a $48 million attack.
May 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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I love paying TurboTax a few hundred bucks every year to figure out how much money I owe the government, which the government already knows, but won't tell me because TurboTax pays legislators to keep the government from telling me. 😻
April 8, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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But Gaul should join us as a province. Those tribes hate each other even more than they hate us. Can you believe it. But they'll be paying tribute and we'll see. Maybe they won't hate us much longer. Vercingetorix is someone who has been very nasty to our country
March 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Downloaded Avowed AND Monster Hunter Wild tonight. So I have a good 8 hours of character creation ahead of me this weekend.
March 1, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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This guy collects despots like they’re infinity stones
January 18, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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January 8, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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Two disturbed guys rent trucks and commit public acts of violence to deliver explicit ideological messages: one gets the scare story about who radicalized him, the other gets a sympathetic, nonpolitical account of his trauma
January 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I love that the McDonald's x Evangelian crossover toys are just like chonky lil hamburger and fries guys.
December 22, 2024 at 12:51 AM
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Will the detective investigating your murder be sad?
October 7, 2023 at 5:22 PM
It takes so much grit to be an artist these days. The level of not only talent but sheer determination is seriously impressive.
December 21, 2024 at 4:13 PM
I have several friends with kids just getting into reading and a bunch of long boxes in the basement full of comic books. Thinking I might set up some kind of lending library to spark the next generation of readers and nerds. Anyone ever tried something like this?
December 10, 2024 at 1:33 PM
I don't understand how I can block phone numbers but T-Mobile still allows them to leave a voicemail. If I wanted to sell a house I don't own spam-calls, I would be committing fraud my dudes. (That beins said, the price is one million dollars in unmarked bills. Leave it at the usual place.)
December 4, 2024 at 3:12 PM
I've got that "I'm too exhausted to sleep" kinda insomnia. Thanksgiving is going to be fun...
November 28, 2024 at 7:28 AM
If you or a loved one has experienced elder abuse in the Miami-Ft Lauderdale area, please call (555) DON-GARBER
The other angle from #MLS socials is even better, hilarious sequence
November 10, 2024 at 3:42 AM
Brad Guzan to Luis Suarez:
a man with a beard is saying bye felicia
ALT: a man with a beard is saying bye felicia
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2024 at 3:12 AM
That Atlanta United goal was dirty af but what do you expect from a team who's motto is F.E.A. I love this underdog fight.
November 10, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Ngl between the new side story Metroidvania mini game and the upcoming anime adaptation announcement, I've been impressed with what Shift Up are doing with Goddess of Victory Nikke. Couldn't just been another gatcha style money grab mobile game but they are doing more(?)
November 7, 2024 at 3:47 PM
This morning I am singing "Everything Hurts" to the tune of R.E.M.'s "Everybody Hurts". Just in case you were wondering how my working out is going.
February 23, 2024 at 1:13 PM
This is a very useful phrase. Thank you Duolingo...
February 11, 2024 at 1:49 PM
Single Dad adventures in Cincinnati were a success! We didn't make it to the Children's Museum but the boy is already napping on the couch so I will say all and all it was a success!
November 25, 2023 at 8:15 PM
I'll be down at the Little Five Points Halloween Parade at the Sylvia Draws booth. Come say hi if you're around!
October 21, 2023 at 12:35 PM