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Mr Lovebucket
@mrlovebucket.bsky.social
Runner, DJ, scientist, all round good egg.
Post an image that will always make you laugh
November 14, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Can someone tell me how I managed to survive a roasting hot summer without being bitten once only to become a banquet for insects now it’s turned cold.
October 24, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Siri is activated by the word, “sewage”. Seems about right. Go on, try it now.
September 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
The big question is why isn’t this on any of the streaming services. I have searched high and low and the best I found was a second hand VHS on Amazon.
Dear John, a mid-80s sitcom written by John Sullivan, is just as good as, and arguably superior to, Only Fools And Horses. Kirk and Ralph in particular are two of the greatest sitcom characters ever.
September 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Who could have predicted that anything run by Jeremy Corbyn would fall apart and they’d all end up hating each other. The magic grandad and his special gift.
September 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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September 13, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Mandelson is one of the few people who unites everyone in this day and age. Left or right, we all detest him.
September 11, 2025 at 9:59 AM
I wish Epping Forest District Council would spend my money on making the borough a nice place to live in rather than on court battles to appease the worst people who don’t even live here.
August 30, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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HR at work wanted proof that I had the shits when I called in sick at work. So I sent them a photo of my watery shits. I mean, how else was I going to prove it?
August 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
People who post political opinions on LinkedIn are far worse.
People who are retired but still post on Linkedin are the absolute fucking worst
August 27, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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Just checking….Are we absolutely certain that the British patriots are the people who hate British cities, British law, British judges , British democracy, the British civil service, the British Broadcasting Corporation, and large swathes of the British people?
August 20, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Finsbury Park is the only London tube station which can be said backwards. It should be officially renamed Krapy Rubsnif to highlight this.
August 21, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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Government press release: since our legislation Britons are watching a million per cent less pornos!!!

Britons:
August 14, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Shocked that this is an utter shambles. If only there had been clues that this might happen.
August 14, 2025 at 11:48 AM
No one’s asked me to verify yet. What are you dirty gits looking at?
July 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
RIP Ozzy. Legend.
July 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Right @truxton.bsky.social and @drkoning.bsky.social, which one of you two dirty bastards is this?
Runner here, if you see a runner with one sock on or no socks. They used them to wipe their arse.
July 21, 2025 at 12:26 PM
@dorianlynskey.bsky.social Just finished Everything Must Go and really enjoyed it. Didn't find it that depressing either funnily enough. Thanks!
July 20, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Gutted to hear this. The Dirty Harry soundtrack is amazing, especially Scorpio’s Theme.
June 27, 2025 at 6:19 AM
There are few things better in life than going to see a band you have previously been ambivalent about only to be blown off your feet by the performance. Thank you Nine Inch Nails.
June 19, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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No YOU just wrote Javascript that replaces the word "walk" with "wank" because you're procrastinating again
June 17, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Meanwhile, Esther Rantzen is right. Shame on those piling onto her for speaking the truth.
May 16, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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Gaming You Tubers, if you could play your games and make your videos without screaming, shouting, sexual innuendoes or swearing you would have the gratitude of virtually every parent on the planet. Thank You.
April 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Netflix's Adolescence highlights the danger of social media content on young people's minds. There needs to be an equivalent show highlighting the dangers of newspaper content on the minds of the elderly
April 13, 2025 at 10:55 PM