Mr. Hoebot
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NY Times: Matt Gaetz’s Charity to Pay for Teen’s Orthodontic Work Comes to Light
A teenage girl just alleged she had sex with Matt Gaetz while living in a homeless shelter because she was saving up money to pay for braces to fix her teeth.
She had just finished her junior year of high school.
She had just finished her junior year of high school.
November 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
NY Times: Matt Gaetz’s Charity to Pay for Teen’s Orthodontic Work Comes to Light
Only acceptable during a showing of “Beetlejuice”
Imagine being so desperate you ask Lauren Boebert to lend you a hand.
November 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Only acceptable during a showing of “Beetlejuice”
So only Yamamoto can put an end to this.
The Epstein Files is the new Game 7 of the World Series.
November 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
So only Yamamoto can put an end to this.
These Trump e-mails have reinforced one thing: We really need a way to rearrange emails so we can read them in chronological order top to bottom.
November 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
These Trump e-mails have reinforced one thing: We really need a way to rearrange emails so we can read them in chronological order top to bottom.
Taco Bell food engineers designing the Franks’s Redhot Diablo Crispy Chicken Soft Taco:
“What if we made the most cabbage-filled fucking taco the world has ever seen?”
“What if we made the most cabbage-filled fucking taco the world has ever seen?”
November 3, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Taco Bell food engineers designing the Franks’s Redhot Diablo Crispy Chicken Soft Taco:
“What if we made the most cabbage-filled fucking taco the world has ever seen?”
“What if we made the most cabbage-filled fucking taco the world has ever seen?”
“One is a perfect picture of health, and the other is Mitt Romney.” – MAGA
November 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
“One is a perfect picture of health, and the other is Mitt Romney.” – MAGA
America, every 5 mins, unprompted:
Holy shit
November 2, 2025 at 10:56 PM
America, every 5 mins, unprompted:
Gays when they’re done with their latest twink:
Putting my skeletons back in the closet
November 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Gays when they’re done with their latest twink:
13 year old boys when they become self aware:
I bet you could use bananas for all kinds of stuff
November 1, 2025 at 7:24 AM
13 year old boys when they become self aware:
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Halloween, the day Satan introduces your children to the gateway drug to homosexuality—costumes!
October 31, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Halloween, the day Satan introduces your children to the gateway drug to homosexuality—costumes!
Dodgers fans watching Game 7:
Canada says “elbows up.” I say for America, “cameras out.” Film every last one of these brutal criminals. We will need the evidence for their trials.
November 1, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Dodgers fans watching Game 7:
“Hey! What’s up LaBroBro?” – The Worst Guy You’ve Ever Met
October 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
“Hey! What’s up LaBroBro?” – The Worst Guy You’ve Ever Met
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A haunted house but every room is just somebody asking you to share a fun fact about yourself
October 29, 2025 at 3:25 PM
A haunted house but every room is just somebody asking you to share a fun fact about yourself
Why is it whenever I look something up on Wikipedia in a dream the information is wrong?
October 29, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Why is it whenever I look something up on Wikipedia in a dream the information is wrong?
Beer Commercial: “Please drink responsibly”
Me: “Don’t believe everything you see on television.”
Me: “Don’t believe everything you see on television.”
October 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Beer Commercial: “Please drink responsibly”
Me: “Don’t believe everything you see on television.”
Me: “Don’t believe everything you see on television.”
Bears on the first day post-hibernation:
TROUT
TROUT
LET IT ALL OUT
I AM THE ONE
WHO IS EATING A TROUT
CMONNNnnnnnnnn
TROUT
LET IT ALL OUT
I AM THE ONE
WHO IS EATING A TROUT
CMONNNnnnnnnnn
October 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Bears on the first day post-hibernation:
John Wilkes Booth in 1865:
Man I do hate LinkedIn.
October 29, 2025 at 1:31 AM
John Wilkes Booth in 1865:
Chavez Ravine residents that didn’t leave in 1959:
We Have Always Lived in Dodger Stadium
October 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Chavez Ravine residents that didn’t leave in 1959:
Guillermo del Toro:
writing tip: put a creature in it
October 29, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Guillermo del Toro:
Conservative Comedian: Those Liberals are crazy in New York! Did you see who they’re about to elect? What are they eating – Mamdanian nuts?
*Crowd silence followed by a distant cough*
Conservative Comedian: …Mamdanian nuts.
*Crowd silence followed by a distant cough*
Conservative Comedian: …Mamdanian nuts.
October 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Conservative Comedian: Those Liberals are crazy in New York! Did you see who they’re about to elect? What are they eating – Mamdanian nuts?
*Crowd silence followed by a distant cough*
Conservative Comedian: …Mamdanian nuts.
*Crowd silence followed by a distant cough*
Conservative Comedian: …Mamdanian nuts.
Dracula when he is in his self care era:
Vitamin D supplements, my beloved 💛
October 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Dracula when he is in his self care era:
To err is humna
I saw a post on LinkedIn asking whether people are inserting typos into their writing to "humanize" it and my lungs aren't ready for the scream I need to put into the world.
October 27, 2025 at 11:55 PM
To err is humna
Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to the stage:
sideshow bob's penis
October 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to the stage:
Conspiracy Theory: Trump demolished the East Wing because Melania didn’t want to decorate it for Christmas.
October 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Conspiracy Theory: Trump demolished the East Wing because Melania didn’t want to decorate it for Christmas.
Me every time I start an email:
started writing something new and scary
October 23, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Me every time I start an email: