Curtis E.
@mrcurtise.bsky.social
Supposed Comedian. If you like me, tell your friends. If you hate me, tell your enemies.
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Me rollin into Jersey Mike's after a 12-hour shift
November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Me rollin into Jersey Mike's after a 12-hour shift
Disney really missed an opportunity with the title of Zootopia 2. They could've done:
-Twotopia
-Zoo2pia
-Zootopia: Chapter Zoo
-The Topia: Part Zoo
-Zootopia 2: Electric Zoogaloo
-2 Fast, 2 Topia
-Zootopia 2: Zoos Control
-Zootopia II: The Secret Of The Zoos
-Twotopia
-Zoo2pia
-Zootopia: Chapter Zoo
-The Topia: Part Zoo
-Zootopia 2: Electric Zoogaloo
-2 Fast, 2 Topia
-Zootopia 2: Zoos Control
-Zootopia II: The Secret Of The Zoos
November 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Disney really missed an opportunity with the title of Zootopia 2. They could've done:
-Twotopia
-Zoo2pia
-Zootopia: Chapter Zoo
-The Topia: Part Zoo
-Zootopia 2: Electric Zoogaloo
-2 Fast, 2 Topia
-Zootopia 2: Zoos Control
-Zootopia II: The Secret Of The Zoos
-Twotopia
-Zoo2pia
-Zootopia: Chapter Zoo
-The Topia: Part Zoo
-Zootopia 2: Electric Zoogaloo
-2 Fast, 2 Topia
-Zootopia 2: Zoos Control
-Zootopia II: The Secret Of The Zoos
Mike Johnson said that the Super Bowl Halftime Show should be headlined by someone with "a broader audience, like Lee Greenwood," and I can't decide if that's the dumbest or whitest thing I've ever heard.
October 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Mike Johnson said that the Super Bowl Halftime Show should be headlined by someone with "a broader audience, like Lee Greenwood," and I can't decide if that's the dumbest or whitest thing I've ever heard.
Man, I can feel the racists already scheduling their "That was even worse than last year's halftime show" posts.
September 29, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Man, I can feel the racists already scheduling their "That was even worse than last year's halftime show" posts.
Watching The Great British Baking Show and seeing them make "flapjacks."
September 28, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Watching The Great British Baking Show and seeing them make "flapjacks."
I give every NFL team a bit of a rib by describing them with one sentence. Do you like your team's sentence? #nfl #week2
Every NFL Team In One Sentence
YouTube video by Curtis E. Comedy
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September 14, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Florida Surgeon General: "Vaccine mandates are akin to slavery."
Florida schoolchildren: "...what's slavery?"
Florida schoolchildren: "...what's slavery?"
September 6, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Florida Surgeon General: "Vaccine mandates are akin to slavery."
Florida schoolchildren: "...what's slavery?"
Florida schoolchildren: "...what's slavery?"
To celebrate football season starting, here's if referees danced their penalty calls #nfl #football #nflkickoff #collegefootball
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Interpretive Dance Football Penalties
YouTube video by Curtis E. Comedy
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August 31, 2025 at 3:18 PM
To celebrate football season starting, here's if referees danced their penalty calls #nfl #football #nflkickoff #collegefootball
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From now on, I will no longer be referring to the Trump base as MAGA. Instead, I'll be calling them:
July 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
From now on, I will no longer be referring to the Trump base as MAGA. Instead, I'll be calling them:
I love how the right wing response to Superman being called an immigrant is basically, "How dare you call him exactly what he is and exactly what he's always been and exactly what he's always symbolized!"
July 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I love how the right wing response to Superman being called an immigrant is basically, "How dare you call him exactly what he is and exactly what he's always been and exactly what he's always symbolized!"
How I imagine the writing process of #JurassicWorldRebirth went. Spoilers for those who haven't seen it #jurassicpark #jurassicworld
Writing Jurassic World Rebirth
YouTube video by Curtis E. Comedy
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July 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
How I imagine the writing process of #JurassicWorldRebirth went. Spoilers for those who haven't seen it #jurassicpark #jurassicworld
I'm not a perfect person, but at least I don't gauge whether I care about disasters and tragedies happening to innocent people based on who their state voted for president.
July 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I'm not a perfect person, but at least I don't gauge whether I care about disasters and tragedies happening to innocent people based on who their state voted for president.
More and more people are celebrating Christmas In July, which is not a good sign that we're all doing okay #christmasinjuly
Christmas In July...
YouTube video by Curtis E. Comedy
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July 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
More and more people are celebrating Christmas In July, which is not a good sign that we're all doing okay #christmasinjuly
Millennials & Gen Z after seeing the White House repeatedly refer to Trump as "daddy."
June 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Millennials & Gen Z after seeing the White House repeatedly refer to Trump as "daddy."
Straight white men undergo a transformation when in the presence of a drag performance #pridemonth #drag
Straight White Men & Drag
YouTube video by Curtis E. Comedy
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June 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Straight white men undergo a transformation when in the presence of a drag performance #pridemonth #drag
My latest game show, where zillennials attempt to do a seemingly impossible task #gameshow #millennial
So You Think You Can Make A Phone Call?
YouTube video by Curtis E. Comedy
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June 6, 2025 at 1:06 PM
My latest game show, where zillennials attempt to do a seemingly impossible task #gameshow #millennial
Elon Musk leaving the Trump administration after only a few months? That sounds about Reich.
June 3, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Elon Musk leaving the Trump administration after only a few months? That sounds about Reich.
The common Facebook experience that never fails to give me a good fright, in song form.
Facebook Jump Scare (Music Video)
YouTube video by Curtis E. Comedy
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May 29, 2025 at 12:33 PM
The common Facebook experience that never fails to give me a good fright, in song form.
In honor of the new Final Destination movie. Have you recently been almost involved in a serious accident? Call this guy. He'll help you beat Death, in court. #finaldestination #finaldestinationbloodlines
Final Destination Lawyer
YouTube video by Curtis E. Comedy
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May 18, 2025 at 3:34 AM
In honor of the new Final Destination movie. Have you recently been almost involved in a serious accident? Call this guy. He'll help you beat Death, in court. #finaldestination #finaldestinationbloodlines
"Benson Boone's so hot, OMG"
He literally looks like Weird Al in the 80's, but okay
He literally looks like Weird Al in the 80's, but okay
May 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
"Benson Boone's so hot, OMG"
He literally looks like Weird Al in the 80's, but okay
He literally looks like Weird Al in the 80's, but okay
We get it, you don't like reading subtitles because you can barely read. Don't take it out on the movies.
Trump tariffs: US president says foreign movies to be hit with 100% levies
The president blamed foreign-made movies for the American film industry's "very fast death".
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May 5, 2025 at 1:14 PM
We get it, you don't like reading subtitles because you can barely read. Don't take it out on the movies.
Our One-Sentence Review portion of our latest podcast episode was so long, I turned it into it's own separate thing. Here are our thoughts, reactions, & analyses regarding Sinners. #sinners
Sinners Discussion: The Blues, Culture Vampires, & Monetary Racism
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May 4, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Our One-Sentence Review portion of our latest podcast episode was so long, I turned it into it's own separate thing. Here are our thoughts, reactions, & analyses regarding Sinners. #sinners
Thunderbolts*:
A movie so good, it made me stop thinking about Sinners for a few minutes.
#thunderbolts #mcu #marvel #sinners
A movie so good, it made me stop thinking about Sinners for a few minutes.
#thunderbolts #mcu #marvel #sinners
May 3, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Thunderbolts*:
A movie so good, it made me stop thinking about Sinners for a few minutes.
#thunderbolts #mcu #marvel #sinners
A movie so good, it made me stop thinking about Sinners for a few minutes.
#thunderbolts #mcu #marvel #sinners
My favorite part of Thunderbolts* was when Lewis Pullman looked at the other Thunderbolts and said, "We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Thunderbolts* Day!" and then fought Thanos.
May 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
My favorite part of Thunderbolts* was when Lewis Pullman looked at the other Thunderbolts and said, "We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Thunderbolts* Day!" and then fought Thanos.