Don't pull my Beard it makes me skeet
@mrbeardkc.bsky.social
Never expect, never assume, never ask, and never demand. Just let it be.
Because if it's meant to be, it will be.
Because if it's meant to be, it will be.
Same plays…….. #Baltimoreravens
a man wearing bose headphones and a ravens hat says #firejohnharbaugh
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September 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Same plays…….. #Baltimoreravens
Why??? Just why??
September 28, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Why??? Just why??
Wtf.….It’s hotter than fish grease outside
June 25, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Wtf.….It’s hotter than fish grease outside
The version of you that survived can't be the same one that thrives…
May 27, 2025 at 1:48 PM
The version of you that survived can't be the same one that thrives…
Forgiving people in silence and never speaking to them again is a form of self care.
May 27, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Forgiving people in silence and never speaking to them again is a form of self care.
There's something about waking up with thick thighs on your chest…….Today gonna be good day!
May 8, 2025 at 1:34 PM
There's something about waking up with thick thighs on your chest…….Today gonna be good day!
I can’t sleep; my thoughts keep racing.
a man 's face is covered in mathematical equations .
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April 18, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I can’t sleep; my thoughts keep racing.
Every weekend since January 🤦🏾♂️ Djm
snoop dogg is wearing a suit and tie and smoking a cigarette in a crowd of people .
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April 14, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Every weekend since January 🤦🏾♂️ Djm
Trying to lose weight when Mrs is a Chef is driving me crazy
March 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Trying to lose weight when Mrs is a Chef is driving me crazy
why the people with bad breath always have something to say🤦🏾♂️…… I miss when face mask was mandatory
March 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
why the people with bad breath always have something to say🤦🏾♂️…… I miss when face mask was mandatory
😮💨😴😴😴😴
March 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
😮💨😴😴😴😴
Say loud to the parents in the back!!!
February 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Say loud to the parents in the back!!!
A quick lunch date
February 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
A quick lunch date
🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
February 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
My new headwear 😎 Thank you Mrs.
January 28, 2025 at 3:07 AM
My new headwear 😎 Thank you Mrs.
Who you ready to see?????
a man in a purple jersey with the number 8 on it is dancing
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January 19, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Who you ready to see?????
It's a beautiful sunny morning, but it's really cold outside. This bed is so warm, though… I think I'll stay for another hour of 😴.
January 18, 2025 at 1:36 PM
It's a beautiful sunny morning, but it's really cold outside. This bed is so warm, though… I think I'll stay for another hour of 😴.
Might break my legs standing on business this year
January 17, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Might break my legs standing on business this year
After happy hour, home dancing with my teens…… I'm gonna feel it in the morning 🤦🏾♂️
a man in a red sweater is dancing in a living room with the words woohoo ! written on the screen .
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January 16, 2025 at 1:17 AM
After happy hour, home dancing with my teens…… I'm gonna feel it in the morning 🤦🏾♂️
Don't downgrade your dream just to fit your reality, upgrade your conviction to match your destiny.
January 15, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Don't downgrade your dream just to fit your reality, upgrade your conviction to match your destiny.
You are not a mistake or a problem to solve. You will discover this only if you stop banging your head against the wall of shame, confinement, and self-fear.
January 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
You are not a mistake or a problem to solve. You will discover this only if you stop banging your head against the wall of shame, confinement, and self-fear.