Andrew
@mrandrewjames.bsky.social
Obey my dog! Teacher. Father. Husband. He/Him.
Pinned
Champagne for my real friends.
T-Pain for also my real friends.
T-Pain for also my real friends.
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
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One lesson of the Sandwich Guy Case is now more than ever when you are called to jury duty you should go
November 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
One lesson of the Sandwich Guy Case is now more than ever when you are called to jury duty you should go
Watching the Sydney Sweeney interview:
November 8, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Watching the Sydney Sweeney interview:
Champagne for my real friends.
T-Pain for also my real friends.
T-Pain for also my real friends.
November 4, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Champagne for my real friends.
T-Pain for also my real friends.
T-Pain for also my real friends.
Just knock the whole fucking thing down at this point
October 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Just knock the whole fucking thing down at this point
Joy is subversive. I hope everyone has a wonderful night.
October 19, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Joy is subversive. I hope everyone has a wonderful night.
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I'll leave you from Portland with one last video of the @unpresidentedbrass.bsky.social, the unofficial house band of #NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I'll leave you from Portland with one last video of the @unpresidentedbrass.bsky.social, the unofficial house band of #NoKings
Oh shit. I gotta check this out!
We don’t want to dox anybody but there are so many freaking nerds in Saint Paul
October 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Oh shit. I gotta check this out!
This world is dying
Goodbye, mortal remains of the Jerry Orbach car.
October 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
This world is dying
This bitch bit me tonight. I probably had it coming.
September 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
This bitch bit me tonight. I probably had it coming.
Most people should move on from the 2016 election with the exception being James Comey. He needs to dwell on that shit through the afterlife.
September 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Most people should move on from the 2016 election with the exception being James Comey. He needs to dwell on that shit through the afterlife.
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Shhh let them cook
September 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Shhh let them cook
The Potty Paradox: the more urgently a child needs to USE the bathroom, the less urgently they walk TO a bathroom.
September 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
The Potty Paradox: the more urgently a child needs to USE the bathroom, the less urgently they walk TO a bathroom.
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rip sisyphus you would have loved escalators
September 23, 2025 at 10:12 PM
rip sisyphus you would have loved escalators
I hope when I die, Erica goes to my funeral in a white suit and blasts fireworks. You know, to show she’s in mourning.
September 23, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I hope when I die, Erica goes to my funeral in a white suit and blasts fireworks. You know, to show she’s in mourning.
Cowards
Charlie Kirk's evangelical faith was on display at his memorial, where supporters remembered him as a "martyr." Christianity shaped Kirk's politics and the two became more intertwined as he got older. n.pr/4nfyehi
The evangelical Christian faith on display at Kirk's memorial shaped his politics
Charlie Kirk's evangelical faith was on display at his memorial, where supporters remembered him as a "martyr." Christianity shaped Kirk's politics and the two became more intertwined as he got older.
n.pr
September 22, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Cowards
I told my wife she missed Oscar Isaac’s dick on TV when she came back in the room. The way she said WHAT!?!? nearly blew the hair off my head.
I realized my error and said “Wait, I meant Jason Isaacs” she said “…oh” like a child who found out they were not going to get that puppy they were promised
I realized my error and said “Wait, I meant Jason Isaacs” she said “…oh” like a child who found out they were not going to get that puppy they were promised
September 19, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I told my wife she missed Oscar Isaac’s dick on TV when she came back in the room. The way she said WHAT!?!? nearly blew the hair off my head.
I realized my error and said “Wait, I meant Jason Isaacs” she said “…oh” like a child who found out they were not going to get that puppy they were promised
I realized my error and said “Wait, I meant Jason Isaacs” she said “…oh” like a child who found out they were not going to get that puppy they were promised
This shit isn’t even getting a ton of coverage on local media.
A second mass shooting of a homeless encampment in Minneapolis. Five more people died. Meanwhile, congress is working on passing the ability to jail homeless people for up to 30 days or charge them $500. It bans camping on public property. abcnews.go.com/US/people-hu...
September 17, 2025 at 3:23 AM
This shit isn’t even getting a ton of coverage on local media.
Go go gadget NECK!
September 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Go go gadget NECK!
Maybe Robert Redford is playing ping pong with Paul Newman in the great beyond
September 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Maybe Robert Redford is playing ping pong with Paul Newman in the great beyond
The WNBA playoffs start today! There’s still room on the Lynx bandwagon!
September 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The WNBA playoffs start today! There’s still room on the Lynx bandwagon!
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Yes but then again: Jim Crow was a minstrel character, California was named for a mythical island in a hit book, Lenin took the title of his breakthrough pamphlet from a polyamorous romance novel, and the American revolutionaries couldn’t stop quoting and stealing lines from a 1713 play about Cato
We live in the weirdest era. We have shitposting assassins, Discord elections for PM, and anime revolutions.
History books are going to be so strange in a few decades.
History books are going to be so strange in a few decades.
September 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Yes but then again: Jim Crow was a minstrel character, California was named for a mythical island in a hit book, Lenin took the title of his breakthrough pamphlet from a polyamorous romance novel, and the American revolutionaries couldn’t stop quoting and stealing lines from a 1713 play about Cato
“He never supported political violence!”
September 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
“He never supported political violence!”