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pro yapper. Florida escapee turned northerner. opinions (usually) mine. strictly non-legal burner.
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Happy morning time to you all 🌞
November 29, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Happy morning time to you all 🌞
My aunt has us watching You’ve Got Mail and I’m not finding this movie endearing at all. This is a horror film, not a rom com 🤢
November 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
My aunt has us watching You’ve Got Mail and I’m not finding this movie endearing at all. This is a horror film, not a rom com 🤢
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
Jambalaya
Mount Rushmore of foods that taste better the next day is a great idea
Beef Stew
Gumbo
Chicken Adobo
What's the 4th one?
Beef Stew
Gumbo
Chicken Adobo
What's the 4th one?
What’s your Mount Rushmore of foods that taste better the next day?
Inspired by making gumbo tonight
Inspired by making gumbo tonight
November 27, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Jambalaya
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Chili. A good bowl of hearty, meaty chilli tastes so much better the next day when everything settles in overnight.
Warm it up, add a little shredded cheese on top and some sour cream 😩😩😩😩....!!!!
Warm it up, add a little shredded cheese on top and some sour cream 😩😩😩😩....!!!!
Mount Rushmore of foods that taste better the next day is a great idea
Beef Stew
Gumbo
Chicken Adobo
What's the 4th one?
Beef Stew
Gumbo
Chicken Adobo
What's the 4th one?
What’s your Mount Rushmore of foods that taste better the next day?
Inspired by making gumbo tonight
Inspired by making gumbo tonight
November 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Chili. A good bowl of hearty, meaty chilli tastes so much better the next day when everything settles in overnight.
Warm it up, add a little shredded cheese on top and some sour cream 😩😩😩😩....!!!!
Warm it up, add a little shredded cheese on top and some sour cream 😩😩😩😩....!!!!
My Oura ring is going insane and thinks I’m stressed because my momma has the thermostat set to 78 and I’m never this hot 😭😭
November 27, 2025 at 4:09 AM
My Oura ring is going insane and thinks I’m stressed because my momma has the thermostat set to 78 and I’m never this hot 😭😭
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Vegetables chopped and prepped ✅
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Vegetables chopped and prepped ✅
Amazing. I sang my heart out and enjoyed every penny
Have yall ever gone to a concert by yourself? How was it?
November 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Amazing. I sang my heart out and enjoyed every penny
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 26, 2025 at 11:36 PM
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
Why is there a Tom Cruise movie called The Mummy when there is already THEE Mummy?!? I turned to HBO and was flabbergasted by this turn of events because I was expecting Brendan Fraser.
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Why is there a Tom Cruise movie called The Mummy when there is already THEE Mummy?!? I turned to HBO and was flabbergasted by this turn of events because I was expecting Brendan Fraser.
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EYE could, my hammys wouldn't
If you’re 30+, can you do a full out sprint without hurting yourself?
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
EYE could, my hammys wouldn't
I’m always shocked seeing influencers in the wild because it takes a lot of courage to just set up a random tripod in public and begin recording like no one is around 😭
November 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I’m always shocked seeing influencers in the wild because it takes a lot of courage to just set up a random tripod in public and begin recording like no one is around 😭
I happened upon the audio clip of Juelz Santana’s take, and let me assure you, it’s even worse than the summary.
He’s stumbling around trying to prove his point as everyone is trying to get him to stop talking 😭🤦🏽♀️
He’s stumbling around trying to prove his point as everyone is trying to get him to stop talking 😭🤦🏽♀️
November 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I happened upon the audio clip of Juelz Santana’s take, and let me assure you, it’s even worse than the summary.
He’s stumbling around trying to prove his point as everyone is trying to get him to stop talking 😭🤦🏽♀️
He’s stumbling around trying to prove his point as everyone is trying to get him to stop talking 😭🤦🏽♀️
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Progresso CEO after he saw the news
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Progresso CEO after he saw the news
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Amen.
Safe travels and a prayer for protection over everyone traveling to see their loved ones today and tomorrow.
May you be covered by traveling mercies in the mighty name of the Lord.
Amen 🙏🏽
May you be covered by traveling mercies in the mighty name of the Lord.
Amen 🙏🏽
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Amen.
Banana Republic in high school.
Express Men in college.
That BR discount was beautiful but I didn’t appreciate their clothes enough back then. I wanted to wear Charlotte Russe and Forever21 😭
Express Men in college.
That BR discount was beautiful but I didn’t appreciate their clothes enough back then. I wanted to wear Charlotte Russe and Forever21 😭
What Retail store yall worked at? (Feel like that was everyone’s first job)
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Banana Republic in high school.
Express Men in college.
That BR discount was beautiful but I didn’t appreciate their clothes enough back then. I wanted to wear Charlotte Russe and Forever21 😭
Express Men in college.
That BR discount was beautiful but I didn’t appreciate their clothes enough back then. I wanted to wear Charlotte Russe and Forever21 😭
Miss Jessie’s annual BOGO sale is on. This year it’s 2:1 free instead of 1:1, but I don’t mind. I buy every year 🙂↕️
(If the Super Sweetback Treatment is all gone, that was me 😂😂)
(If the Super Sweetback Treatment is all gone, that was me 😂😂)
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Miss Jessie’s annual BOGO sale is on. This year it’s 2:1 free instead of 1:1, but I don’t mind. I buy every year 🙂↕️
(If the Super Sweetback Treatment is all gone, that was me 😂😂)
(If the Super Sweetback Treatment is all gone, that was me 😂😂)
I worked seasonal at Express in college but luckily it was on the menswear side. Huge difference in both patience and expectation 😂😭
Craziest Black Friday I worked was in 2011 working at Gilly Hicks….. we had a crazy sale 15 panties for $3…… Women were fighting to the point we had to close down the store at 5 am over some underroos
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I worked seasonal at Express in college but luckily it was on the menswear side. Huge difference in both patience and expectation 😂😭
Safe travels and a prayer for protection over everyone traveling to see their loved ones today and tomorrow.
May you be covered by traveling mercies in the mighty name of the Lord.
Amen 🙏🏽
May you be covered by traveling mercies in the mighty name of the Lord.
Amen 🙏🏽
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Safe travels and a prayer for protection over everyone traveling to see their loved ones today and tomorrow.
May you be covered by traveling mercies in the mighty name of the Lord.
Amen 🙏🏽
May you be covered by traveling mercies in the mighty name of the Lord.
Amen 🙏🏽
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Children are not therapy
Wives are not therapy
Marriage is not therapy
only therapy is therapy
Wives are not therapy
Marriage is not therapy
only therapy is therapy
November 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Children are not therapy
Wives are not therapy
Marriage is not therapy
only therapy is therapy
Wives are not therapy
Marriage is not therapy
only therapy is therapy
Bring shame back. Bring FEAR back.
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Bring shame back. Bring FEAR back.
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“Out With Woke.”
Man, fuck you.
Man, fuck you.
November 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
“Out With Woke.”
Man, fuck you.
Man, fuck you.
Accepting the co-opted definition of ‘woke’ as the racist dog whistle its become is where I stop taking any of these op-Ed’s seriously.
Centrists who criticize identity politics for dubious reasons are the 1st to “meet bigots where they are” instead of outright deposing -isms and phobias full stop.
Centrists who criticize identity politics for dubious reasons are the 1st to “meet bigots where they are” instead of outright deposing -isms and phobias full stop.
This column is titled “Out With Woke. In With Rage. There’s no reason for Carville to say anything about “woke” except as a signal to other white centrists that it’s ok to move left, but still leave Black people behind just like the New Deal did after the Great Depression.
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Accepting the co-opted definition of ‘woke’ as the racist dog whistle its become is where I stop taking any of these op-Ed’s seriously.
Centrists who criticize identity politics for dubious reasons are the 1st to “meet bigots where they are” instead of outright deposing -isms and phobias full stop.
Centrists who criticize identity politics for dubious reasons are the 1st to “meet bigots where they are” instead of outright deposing -isms and phobias full stop.
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Lmaooooooooo
What do you call Santa’s helpers?
Subordinate clauses
Subordinate clauses
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Lmaooooooooo