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Anachronism Now
Did he just misquote Insane Clown Posse?
Trump: "Nobody knows what magnets are."
November 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Raising taxes is now austerity GBnews
a woman with long black hair is standing in front of a blue and red background .
ALT: a woman with long black hair is standing in front of a blue and red background .
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 1:04 PM
The view from the frosty ridge @sophyridge.bsky.social
November 3, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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What...

...and I say this with all sincerity...

...the fuck
Scrolling through the Major Events Timeline at the bottom of Trump’s attempt to justify his destruction of the East Wing.

www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-wh...
October 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Plot twist, he still prefers audio books.
October 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Sitting at a park bench when these two show up. Pick the wrong place to sit without a sandwich.
October 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Good read, but it completely ignores vought’s role in controlling the population through supes
October 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
First thought: Oh what lovely photos of Jane Goodall are trending…oh no…
it's important to remember a person in the fullness of who they were. jane goodall was also a scarf as outerwear style icon, and a babe
October 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Any luck finding them WMD then?
September 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Oh Donald is bored of peace.
Trump on Gaza: "We're gonna create something that was my idea but unfortunately I got drafted. It's gonna be called the 'board of peace.' And it's gonna reign over that territory. They asked me if I'd be the chairman of the board of peace. I said yes."
September 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Hoping for a @sturdyalex.bsky.social monologue on why Labour attacking ILR will bring out the best of society and turn the country around sometime this week.
a man in a prison cell says hope is a dangerous thing
ALT: a man in a prison cell says hope is a dangerous thing
media.tenor.com
September 30, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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September 29, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Tread on me daddy
BRENNAN: Are you comfortable with pushing the limits of some of these uses of troops or federal agents?

RAND PAUL: The people in Portland and across America have to decide about this. We had anarchy in Portland for like six months or a year. I think there is a role for the federal government.
September 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Trans activists transformed the escalator into stairs. They’ve gone too far.
Maria Bartiromo: "The escalator stopped as soon as he and the first lady stepped on it. Look at how great Melania was. She's unphased. She walks on it ... but this could've been a massive, massive issue. The president being frozen there in one place makes him vulnerable."
September 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Just because @scalzi.com said I couldn’t buy it in the UK I went out and found a crooked book purveyor to get it 2 days earlier.
September 16, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Far too relevant today.
September 15, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Looking online at the flag humpers and it’s amazing how their defence seems so childish, caught doing something and they try to act like such innocent children.
September 12, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Oh like this anti-fascist ideology on ammunition.
September 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
How does one engrave anti-fascist ideology into an ammunition?
September 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Dear Apple, I never want my audio muted for an advert…never…I’ll ask I promise.
September 11, 2025 at 11:45 AM
@quietriotpod.bsky.social nearly killed me with the AMOC news clip playing at half speed. Was out for a run and I thought I was dying or having a panic attack. The collapse news is scary enough without the added technical issue 😂
August 31, 2025 at 2:19 PM
So wait the “mysterious ways” the lord works in was just fraud all along?
August 26, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Oh that’s what k-hole means
ketamine suppositories
August 23, 2025 at 10:36 AM
We’re at defcon nickelback…

look at this photograph
August 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM