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THEY'RE CALLED MECHA, COOP. REAL WACKADOO STUFF THE BOYS BACK AT LANGLEY HAVE BEEN COOKING UP. ENORMOUS ROBOT BODIES THAT'LL WIN THE NEXT TEN WARS. BUT HERES THE KICKER: THEY CAN ONLY BE DRIVEN BY MALNOURISHED TEENAGE LESBIANS. TRANSGENDERS TOO IF THEY'RE MALNOURISHED ENOUGH.
September 7, 2025 at 5:26 AM
THEY'RE CALLED MECHA, COOP. REAL WACKADOO STUFF THE BOYS BACK AT LANGLEY HAVE BEEN COOKING UP. ENORMOUS ROBOT BODIES THAT'LL WIN THE NEXT TEN WARS. BUT HERES THE KICKER: THEY CAN ONLY BE DRIVEN BY MALNOURISHED TEENAGE LESBIANS. TRANSGENDERS TOO IF THEY'RE MALNOURISHED ENOUGH.
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stolen from a friend
July 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
stolen from a friend
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me when the monsters mash
January 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
me when the monsters mash
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I think the hottest thing a man and a woman can do is lovers to enemies. I think the hottest thing two men can do is comrades to lovers. I think the hottest thing two women can do is cannibalism.
Good fiction is about the union and disunion of yaoi and yuri; their intersections and interference. It is also about straight couples breaking up and becoming lifelong enemies and trying to assassinate each other.
May 23, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I think the hottest thing a man and a woman can do is lovers to enemies. I think the hottest thing two men can do is comrades to lovers. I think the hottest thing two women can do is cannibalism.
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gonna definitely tell my kids this is Sinners.
April 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
gonna definitely tell my kids this is Sinners.
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This is a real "it comes with a free frogurt / the frogurt is also cursed / but you get your choice of toppings" headline.
Carly Rae Jepsen and Lena Dunham Team Up for ’10 Things I Hate About You’ Broadway Musical
Carly Rae Jepsen and Lena Dunham Team Up for ’10 Things I Hate About You’ Broadway Musical
Carly Rae Jepsen and Lena Dunham are co-writing a new '10 Things I Hate About You' Broadway musical.
bit.ly
April 23, 2025 at 3:25 PM
This is a real "it comes with a free frogurt / the frogurt is also cursed / but you get your choice of toppings" headline.
bad movies that were butchered by corporations, bad movies where otherwise good directors took big swings and failed, and bad movies made by legit insane people are three distinct genres of film
April 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
bad movies that were butchered by corporations, bad movies where otherwise good directors took big swings and failed, and bad movies made by legit insane people are three distinct genres of film
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He looks like a stick of butter
March 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
He looks like a stick of butter
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[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.
January 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.
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sayonara little buddy
March 2, 2025 at 6:12 PM
sayonara little buddy
living in a college town is so beautiful, it was the first day above 60 degrees and i saw a half dozen people sitting on their roofs smoking weed
February 21, 2025 at 1:48 AM
living in a college town is so beautiful, it was the first day above 60 degrees and i saw a half dozen people sitting on their roofs smoking weed
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fwiend me
February 12, 2025 at 3:49 AM
fwiend me
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Kendrick's Superbowl halftime show was like the Large Hadron Collider for being a hater. we have discovered entirely new forms of hate thanks to his trailblazing work.
February 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Kendrick's Superbowl halftime show was like the Large Hadron Collider for being a hater. we have discovered entirely new forms of hate thanks to his trailblazing work.
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The crowd screaming "A MINORRR" so loud it peaked the audio at the Superbowl. Legendary moment in hater history.
February 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
The crowd screaming "A MINORRR" so loud it peaked the audio at the Superbowl. Legendary moment in hater history.
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During Kendrick's halftime show a man unfurled a Palestinian flag and was chased off stage and eventually tackled and removed by security.
February 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
During Kendrick's halftime show a man unfurled a Palestinian flag and was chased off stage and eventually tackled and removed by security.
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Tremendous new addition to the Louvre
February 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Tremendous new addition to the Louvre
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Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
February 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
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Why does Cassian look like he's about to write fifty-one essays defending the new United States Constitution
February 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Why does Cassian look like he's about to write fifty-one essays defending the new United States Constitution