Morgan Gale
@morgangale.bsky.social
they/them • web designer & maker of stuff based in sw michigan • i ❤️ abortion
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I had a dream that my car was totaled so I drove a lawnmower around like a car but then the lawnmower experienced some sort of malfunction that turned the brake into the accelerator and launched me into a group of mormons voting on whether solar panels are too woke
October 14, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I had a dream that my car was totaled so I drove a lawnmower around like a car but then the lawnmower experienced some sort of malfunction that turned the brake into the accelerator and launched me into a group of mormons voting on whether solar panels are too woke
I had a dream that I had a child but the child was the wick of a candle
September 30, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I had a dream that I had a child but the child was the wick of a candle
Turns out 25 bags of mulch is the exact carrying capacity of a honda civic
April 2, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Turns out 25 bags of mulch is the exact carrying capacity of a honda civic
I am going to get more transgender and no one in this wretched country can stop me
March 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I am going to get more transgender and no one in this wretched country can stop me
How I'm doing this morning after working until 9 PM two days in a row
February 27, 2025 at 1:54 PM
How I'm doing this morning after working until 9 PM two days in a row
He put vampire bites in my cheese
February 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
He put vampire bites in my cheese
No I haven't finished painting my house yet, I have to spiritually commune with each room until it tells me what color it wants to be
February 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
No I haven't finished painting my house yet, I have to spiritually commune with each room until it tells me what color it wants to be
POV, your 8-month-old kitten has finally learned how to climb on the counter and is sniffing you despite your despair
February 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
POV, your 8-month-old kitten has finally learned how to climb on the counter and is sniffing you despite your despair
Auto zone has joined the #casperfanclub
February 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Auto zone has joined the #casperfanclub
