Shawn Moore
@mooreofshawn.bsky.social
Aspiring Pepper Gardener. Kansas State fan
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Shawn Moore
@mooreofshawn.bsky.social
· Jan 27
I cannot figure out what shooter my neighbor is playing and if he is screaming at people or just at his PC. Things I know based on his ravings:
- There are hit markers (he hates them)
- People spawn behind him
- Aimbots and Wall Hacks are rampant
- His teammates can kill him too (they do this often)
- There are hit markers (he hates them)
- People spawn behind him
- Aimbots and Wall Hacks are rampant
- His teammates can kill him too (they do this often)
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I talk about this in the first episode of Past Lives, but my great-great-great grandfather was born in Schleswig-Holstein in 1838, immigrated to the US around 1858, and joined the Minnesota volunteers in 1861. He fought the Confederacy for four years. Did he maintain American culture?
Rep. Kat Cammarck: "Today, one in six people in the US is foreign born. That quite frankly is not sustainable to maintain a culture that we are known for here in the United States."
December 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I talk about this in the first episode of Past Lives, but my great-great-great grandfather was born in Schleswig-Holstein in 1838, immigrated to the US around 1858, and joined the Minnesota volunteers in 1861. He fought the Confederacy for four years. Did he maintain American culture?
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Her: why do you burp so much?
Me: i am but a man full of bubbles
Me: i am but a man full of bubbles
December 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Her: why do you burp so much?
Me: i am but a man full of bubbles
Me: i am but a man full of bubbles
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Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers https://theonion.com/trump-announces-5000-increase-in-all-numbers/
December 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers https://theonion.com/trump-announces-5000-increase-in-all-numbers/
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I will now defend myself by paraphrasing jack nicholson in that scene from a few good men, who is the hero of that movie btw
Q: So you didn't see any survivors after that first strike?
HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
December 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I will now defend myself by paraphrasing jack nicholson in that scene from a few good men, who is the hero of that movie btw
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He’s gesturing to a sleeping man as he says “He’s the only leader in the world who can help end [the war in Ukraine].”
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
He’s gesturing to a sleeping man as he says “He’s the only leader in the world who can help end [the war in Ukraine].”
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This is astounding
December 2, 2025 at 1:28 PM
This is astounding
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no i'm not doing the heart hands thing i'm miming that i need you to bring me a burger
December 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
no i'm not doing the heart hands thing i'm miming that i need you to bring me a burger
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My poetry brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, you're a wonderful bard
Damn right, I'm a wonderful bard
I could teach you, as it's not that hard
And they're like, you're a wonderful bard
Damn right, I'm a wonderful bard
I could teach you, as it's not that hard
December 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
My poetry brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, you're a wonderful bard
Damn right, I'm a wonderful bard
I could teach you, as it's not that hard
And they're like, you're a wonderful bard
Damn right, I'm a wonderful bard
I could teach you, as it's not that hard
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@jonbois.bsky.social watching football
Younghoe Koo completely missed the ball and kicked the turf, Jaxson Dart can't believe it
December 2, 2025 at 2:22 AM
@jonbois.bsky.social watching football
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“Night Tides” is upbeat and dance-able, quiet and reflective and activates the imagination. Join me for the listening experience at 8 pm CST on KCUR 89.3, www.kcur.org/show/night-t... & tunein.com/radio/Night-...
Thank you for listening! 🎧🎶
Thank you for listening! 🎧🎶
December 1, 2025 at 12:46 AM
“Night Tides” is upbeat and dance-able, quiet and reflective and activates the imagination. Join me for the listening experience at 8 pm CST on KCUR 89.3, www.kcur.org/show/night-t... & tunein.com/radio/Night-...
Thank you for listening! 🎧🎶
Thank you for listening! 🎧🎶
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The Ten Largest, No. 1, Childhood, by Hilma af Klint, 1907 (rotated), 📸 by @WeversAndrew
November 29, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The Ten Largest, No. 1, Childhood, by Hilma af Klint, 1907 (rotated), 📸 by @WeversAndrew
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Rich people clothes can achieve warmth without puffiness. I believe it has something to do with polymers, or tightness of weave, but my puffy parka doesn’t allow me to get close enough to really inspect.
November 29, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Rich people clothes can achieve warmth without puffiness. I believe it has something to do with polymers, or tightness of weave, but my puffy parka doesn’t allow me to get close enough to really inspect.
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“I was just following otters.”
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“I was just following otters.”
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
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They all deserve to be berated like this 👏👏👏
November 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
They all deserve to be berated like this 👏👏👏
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getting the onion newspaper is worth it alone for the ads
November 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
getting the onion newspaper is worth it alone for the ads
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The shadow is the body and he casts the man
November 28, 2025 at 8:35 AM
The shadow is the body and he casts the man
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fuck him up bonnie
November 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
fuck him up bonnie
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MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
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BUMP
Wrote about arguably my favorite topic in all of sports: Jerry Jones spending $1.2 billion on a stadium built at the exact orientation so the sun shines directly into players eyes during the months when the Cowboys play football:
open.substack.com/pub/rodgersh...
open.substack.com/pub/rodgersh...
The Old Man and the Sun
A breakdown of how and why the Cowboys have the only stadium in the league where players regularly get blinded by the sun.
open.substack.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
BUMP
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November 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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People on here will skeet anything. "Snarf had hoes." No he didn't. That isn't true.
Why was the Thundercats call to arms "ho"
November 26, 2025 at 1:32 PM
People on here will skeet anything. "Snarf had hoes." No he didn't. That isn't true.