Joe
@moodforfoods.bsky.social
Author of two critically acclaimed wedding toasts. Dad, Catholic, pretty good at running.
Shoutout McDonald’s for having locations without changing stations in either their men’s or women’s bathrooms. Really helpful.
June 1, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Shoutout McDonald’s for having locations without changing stations in either their men’s or women’s bathrooms. Really helpful.
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the new season of the bear is gonna be lit now
May 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
the new season of the bear is gonna be lit now
A pope from the Midwest, or as I like to call him…
P-Ope! Leo XIV
*bah-dum-CHA*
P-Ope! Leo XIV
*bah-dum-CHA*
May 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
A pope from the Midwest, or as I like to call him…
P-Ope! Leo XIV
*bah-dum-CHA*
P-Ope! Leo XIV
*bah-dum-CHA*
Even though it’s a completely practical thing to do at an outdoor mass, I always feel weird seeing vested priests wearing sunglasses.
April 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Even though it’s a completely practical thing to do at an outdoor mass, I always feel weird seeing vested priests wearing sunglasses.
Well, EWTN is really getting the most out of the commercial breaks on their YouTube channel.
April 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Well, EWTN is really getting the most out of the commercial breaks on their YouTube channel.
As a church worker, I’m caught between feelings of mourning for Pope Francis and the anxiety that comes from the planning and rescheduling that must be done in his passing much like arranging your parent’s funeral. I suppose it’s only appropriate for the Holy Father.
April 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
As a church worker, I’m caught between feelings of mourning for Pope Francis and the anxiety that comes from the planning and rescheduling that must be done in his passing much like arranging your parent’s funeral. I suppose it’s only appropriate for the Holy Father.
Today’s New York Times Mini Crossword was an interesting way to find out that Joel Fagliano doesn’t know the difference between suspenders and overalls.
March 19, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Today’s New York Times Mini Crossword was an interesting way to find out that Joel Fagliano doesn’t know the difference between suspenders and overalls.
All these rappers are making songs about how many haters they have. Where are all the songs about how many *friends* they have?
March 16, 2025 at 2:50 PM
All these rappers are making songs about how many haters they have. Where are all the songs about how many *friends* they have?
Do people know that the $100 bill is blue now and has been for over a decade?
March 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Do people know that the $100 bill is blue now and has been for over a decade?
Am I watching the game? No
Did I watch Kendrick? Of course
Did I watch Kendrick? Of course
February 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Am I watching the game? No
Did I watch Kendrick? Of course
Did I watch Kendrick? Of course
2025 you can stop coming at me now.
Wordle 1,290 1/6
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
I started 2024 by becoming a father. Now I end it with this.
2025 come at me.
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
I started 2024 by becoming a father. Now I end it with this.
2025 come at me.
January 30, 2025 at 12:58 PM
2025 you can stop coming at me now.
I would do anything to get the Chiefs to stop existing.
January 27, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I would do anything to get the Chiefs to stop existing.
Remember Eisenhower’s farewell address where he warned of the rise of the military industrial complex, a system he helped develop during his time in office?
In his farewell address, Biden calls for:
An end to dark money
18 year term limit on Supreme Court Justices and ethics reform
A ban on stock trading in Congress
Amending the Constitution to say no president is immune from crimes committed in office
An end to dark money
18 year term limit on Supreme Court Justices and ethics reform
A ban on stock trading in Congress
Amending the Constitution to say no president is immune from crimes committed in office
January 16, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Remember Eisenhower’s farewell address where he warned of the rise of the military industrial complex, a system he helped develop during his time in office?
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baseball's hall of fame voting system is actually very good; every ballot (the good one and the crazy ones) results in people talking about and thinking about players, and the discussion allows time for players' careers to be re-contextualized with a reasonably long view of history.
January 2, 2025 at 5:24 PM
baseball's hall of fame voting system is actually very good; every ballot (the good one and the crazy ones) results in people talking about and thinking about players, and the discussion allows time for players' careers to be re-contextualized with a reasonably long view of history.
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Welcome to the public domain, THE HOLLYWOOD REVUE (1929), which introduced the 🌎️ to the song Singin’ in the Rain & has scenes in 2-strip Technicolor! 🎶☔ Check out the #BusterKeaton cameo!
Learn more. ➡️ blog.archive.org/2025/01/01/w...
#PublicDomainDay #PublicDomain #InternetArchive
Learn more. ➡️ blog.archive.org/2025/01/01/w...
#PublicDomainDay #PublicDomain #InternetArchive
January 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Welcome to the public domain, THE HOLLYWOOD REVUE (1929), which introduced the 🌎️ to the song Singin’ in the Rain & has scenes in 2-strip Technicolor! 🎶☔ Check out the #BusterKeaton cameo!
Learn more. ➡️ blog.archive.org/2025/01/01/w...
#PublicDomainDay #PublicDomain #InternetArchive
Learn more. ➡️ blog.archive.org/2025/01/01/w...
#PublicDomainDay #PublicDomain #InternetArchive
Please I am begging you. You don’t need to make a separate Instagram account for whatever it is you’re about to do. You can just have an Instagram and use it to share your life. Your dog is not cute enough to become a pet influencer.
January 1, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Please I am begging you. You don’t need to make a separate Instagram account for whatever it is you’re about to do. You can just have an Instagram and use it to share your life. Your dog is not cute enough to become a pet influencer.
Wordle 1,290 1/6
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
I started 2024 by becoming a father. Now I end it with this.
2025 come at me.
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
I started 2024 by becoming a father. Now I end it with this.
2025 come at me.
December 30, 2024 at 1:19 PM
Wordle 1,290 1/6
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
I started 2024 by becoming a father. Now I end it with this.
2025 come at me.
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
I started 2024 by becoming a father. Now I end it with this.
2025 come at me.
@pftompkins.bsky.social just dove into this morning’s first CBB best of. To answer your question about Conclave:
December 23, 2024 at 3:30 PM
@pftompkins.bsky.social just dove into this morning’s first CBB best of. To answer your question about Conclave:
@pftompkins.bsky.social what would it take for the Ron Funches Christmas episode of Spontaneanation to be available for free for the rest of December?
December 13, 2024 at 1:18 PM
@pftompkins.bsky.social what would it take for the Ron Funches Christmas episode of Spontaneanation to be available for free for the rest of December?
The best part about having a December birthday id that I’m always at least *a little* sick for it
December 7, 2024 at 7:12 AM
The best part about having a December birthday id that I’m always at least *a little* sick for it
I am once again begging Apple Podcasts to do their version of Spotify Wrapped because I refuse to use Spotify for podcasts.
December 4, 2024 at 9:50 PM
I am once again begging Apple Podcasts to do their version of Spotify Wrapped because I refuse to use Spotify for podcasts.
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just sustained multiple fractures in a stampede after trying to buy a coffee maker for my eight week old child
November 29, 2024 at 1:35 PM
just sustained multiple fractures in a stampede after trying to buy a coffee maker for my eight week old child
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We should either create a type of microwave you can put metal in or a society where it’s okay if your microwave explodes a lot
November 29, 2024 at 9:00 AM
We should either create a type of microwave you can put metal in or a society where it’s okay if your microwave explodes a lot
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Good. It’s horrific how other platforms abused their reach to strangle local, independent, and national outlets alike.
I WANT to see news and actual vetted work and I WANT journalists to get rewarded for it.
Because I want to live in a thinking human world over some AI generated slop dystopia
I WANT to see news and actual vetted work and I WANT journalists to get rewarded for it.
Because I want to live in a thinking human world over some AI generated slop dystopia
November 27, 2024 at 1:38 AM
Good. It’s horrific how other platforms abused their reach to strangle local, independent, and national outlets alike.
I WANT to see news and actual vetted work and I WANT journalists to get rewarded for it.
Because I want to live in a thinking human world over some AI generated slop dystopia
I WANT to see news and actual vetted work and I WANT journalists to get rewarded for it.
Because I want to live in a thinking human world over some AI generated slop dystopia
While we’re talking about Wicked, I’ve never understood why Stephen Schwartz isn’t spoken of in the same breath as Lloyd-Weber and Sondheim. Between Godspell, Pippin, Wicked, and doing the music for half of the Disney Renaissance, his work is everywhere even though his name isn’t.
November 23, 2024 at 3:37 PM
While we’re talking about Wicked, I’ve never understood why Stephen Schwartz isn’t spoken of in the same breath as Lloyd-Weber and Sondheim. Between Godspell, Pippin, Wicked, and doing the music for half of the Disney Renaissance, his work is everywhere even though his name isn’t.