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Jess
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Still figuring shit out.
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WE CAN MAKE THE INTERNET FUN AGAIN

THAT IS WITHIN OUR POWER

MAKE A WEBSITE

PUT ALL YOUR DUMB SHIT ON IT

SHARE IT
I've slapped together approximately 173 pages of material that aims to teach programming a personal website with HTML and CSS to artists, animators, writers, music producers, etc.

F*ck It, Let's Make a Website Part 1 is now live ✨
Go here to read: bit.ly/filmawPartOne
More info below 👇
June 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
If you see this, post your favorite Pokemon.
December 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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Last hour!!
I’m sure people are sick of me posting about this, but it’s the FINAL DAY to grab the Sickos Selection bundle! For $25 you can get BOTH of these books from me in ADDITION to 25+ other PDFs from other amazing creators! itch.io/b/3393/sicko...
December 6, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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ATTN: Fellow artists perpetually in search of background noise!

www.myretrotvs.com

This site streams retro TV, divided up by genre and decade.

Watch news broadcasts from the 70s
Movie trailers from the 80s
Cartoons from the 50s
Soap operas from the 60s

And a lot more

It's pretty fuk'n great!
MyRetroTVs
Tune in to the lost decades with these nostalgic TV simulators.
www.myretrotvs.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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I have not had a moment of rest since 2016.
November 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Tangentially related: usually ppl who have known me for a while are surprised to find out I have an anxiety disorder because "you seem really put together and chill" lol buddy it's bcs ppl with lifelong anxiety disorders have learned to 🫴✨Not Let On That We Are Burning Alive Inside✨ 👯
November 19, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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I propose this marketing cross-pollination
November 15, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Bavaria law. All pastries will be cream filled.
Mamdani is going to implement Daria law or whatever.
Mamdani is going to implement SSHaria law. Communications will be end to end encrypted.
November 9, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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It’s hard to believe but there was a cartoon about an immigrant mouse and it was seen as totally fine and not controversial and not woke because it was an aspirational and nice thing about America that people could come here and find a better life
November 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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you can win without billionaires supporting you

you can win without party leadership endorsing you

you can win unapologetically standing with every persecuted minority pundits say are too politically toxic to touch

we could do everything about this process differently if we wanted to
Can’t stop thinking about all the robber baron fucks that held secret meetings and spent MILLIONS AND MILLIONS in bribes and campaign investments and attack ads and media manipulation trying to tank Mamdani currently having the dawning realization that their money is completely and utterly useless.
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Still need more baseball?

We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
November 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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WHY DID I GET INVESTED IN SPORTS?!?!? WHAT DID I HOPE TO GAIN FROM THIS?!?!?
November 2, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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summoning circle:

🕯 🕯
🕯 dodgers 🕯

🕯turn down invite 🕯

🕯️to White House 🕯
🕯 🕯
November 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Welp
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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October 28, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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Not to be corny but i am deeply moved watching a bunch of people from all over the world, who speak different languages and live different lives, do a thing together
November 2, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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As a consolation to our Canadian friends, Los Angeles will now embark on one of our greatest traditions: burning down the entire city with illegal fireworks
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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The innings will continue until morale improves.
October 11, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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If you told me a year ago that I would care more about baseball than halloween I woulda called you a stupid piece of shit
October 31, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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vote to retain, kids
November 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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LMFAO IT’S A BALLGAME NOW
November 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
November 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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If you change your miiiiiind ✨💕 Steven Universe #fanart
August 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM