Mommy Cascadia
@mommycascadia1700.bsky.social
Grandma to Little Mt Adams
Big sister to San Andreas Fault
Mother to children:
Silverthrone Caldera
Cayley
Meager
Nch'kay
Kulshan
Dakobed
Tahoma
Klickitat-favorite child
Loowit
Wy'east
Seekseekqua
Three Sisters
Mazama
Newberry
Shasta/Uytakoo
Lassen Peak
Big sister to San Andreas Fault
Mother to children:
Silverthrone Caldera
Cayley
Meager
Nch'kay
Kulshan
Dakobed
Tahoma
Klickitat-favorite child
Loowit
Wy'east
Seekseekqua
Three Sisters
Mazama
Newberry
Shasta/Uytakoo
Lassen Peak
Why don't I do small 4.3 quakes? Easy! I don't eat Taco Bell like my sister @sanandreasfault.bsky.social
September 24, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Why don't I do small 4.3 quakes? Easy! I don't eat Taco Bell like my sister @sanandreasfault.bsky.social
My scribe went looking for me! It didn't go well. She's still alive. If the meeting went well, she would not have gotten away.
September 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
My scribe went looking for me! It didn't go well. She's still alive. If the meeting went well, she would not have gotten away.
Told my scribe "5,000 microquakes and I'll destroy the world". Apparently my scribe thought it was "write 5,000 page story and create a new world". No bitch! I said I destroy the world! We are not on the same page, pun intended😏
September 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Told my scribe "5,000 microquakes and I'll destroy the world". Apparently my scribe thought it was "write 5,000 page story and create a new world". No bitch! I said I destroy the world! We are not on the same page, pun intended😏
Oof. Naps are the worst. 10,000ft of water above me, best weighted blanket ever.
September 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Oof. Naps are the worst. 10,000ft of water above me, best weighted blanket ever.
"Even though it’s still an active volcano, we don’t expect Mama Tahoma to erupt and catastrophically change the course of anyone’s life at all ever until, potentially, their very fiery last moments on Earth.”
As we've reported many times here at The Needling, there's nothing to worry about because: tinyurl.com/337t63zp
July 9, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Oh I've been so asleep down here in the trench. Mud deposits feel such a comforting blanket keeping me asleep. Now I'm awake, because...EARTHQUAKE SWARM AT ONE OF MY KIDS? AT....TAHOMA!!! BYE BYE Seattle🤣
July 8, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Oh I've been so asleep down here in the trench. Mud deposits feel such a comforting blanket keeping me asleep. Now I'm awake, because...EARTHQUAKE SWARM AT ONE OF MY KIDS? AT....TAHOMA!!! BYE BYE Seattle🤣
Change of plans. Gonna wait on that 9.3 earthquake another century. Humans are just fine destroying each other. I'll wait til there's something standing for me.
June 14, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Change of plans. Gonna wait on that 9.3 earthquake another century. Humans are just fine destroying each other. I'll wait til there's something standing for me.
Okay, what I miss? Mommy had some internal pain due to all the subduction.
June 12, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Okay, what I miss? Mommy had some internal pain due to all the subduction.
I see Mt Etna wishing everyone a Happy Pride by throwing a riot....and Etna is never violent😂. Etna all "GET OFF ME BITCH! 👿" today🤣
June 2, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I see Mt Etna wishing everyone a Happy Pride by throwing a riot....and Etna is never violent😂. Etna all "GET OFF ME BITCH! 👿" today🤣
Hey! Hey @atlantic-ocean.bsky.social ! HAPPY PRIDE MONTH! Go destroy some shit, this month a riot! You wear a hurricane, I wear an earthquake! I blow....Mt Adams, you blow Jenny🤣
June 2, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Hey! Hey @atlantic-ocean.bsky.social ! HAPPY PRIDE MONTH! Go destroy some shit, this month a riot! You wear a hurricane, I wear an earthquake! I blow....Mt Adams, you blow Jenny🤣
No faultline in the world is straight. That's just geologically impossible. We're all a little queer. Tectonically gay! 700 miles of dick. I mean cracks. I mean tsunamis. I split two plates, I think I'm trans😏
June 2, 2025 at 4:45 AM
No faultline in the world is straight. That's just geologically impossible. We're all a little queer. Tectonically gay! 700 miles of dick. I mean cracks. I mean tsunamis. I split two plates, I think I'm trans😏
@mendocinotriple.bsky.social wanna hit it from the south end? Queen, me, you! The LARGEST CASCADIAN PARTY!
👉👈 So… humans… you do remember it’s my 77th anniversary this year—the 1948 quake and tsunami? Just checking. Would be a shame if I felt… nostalgic. 😈🌊💥
@canadian911guy.bsky.social @bctiggy.bsky.social @garibaldi067.bsky.social @mommycascadia1700.bsky.social @therockymountains.bsky.social
@canadian911guy.bsky.social @bctiggy.bsky.social @garibaldi067.bsky.social @mommycascadia1700.bsky.social @therockymountains.bsky.social
a cartoon of a skeletor wearing 3d glasses and the words laughs in evil
ALT: a cartoon of a skeletor wearing 3d glasses and the words laughs in evil
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May 31, 2025 at 1:10 AM
@mendocinotriple.bsky.social wanna hit it from the south end? Queen, me, you! The LARGEST CASCADIAN PARTY!
@mendocinotriple.bsky.social and I did some rubbing against each other today! 4.1 Mendo!!! Good job babe! Wanna go again?
May 26, 2025 at 5:40 AM
@mendocinotriple.bsky.social and I did some rubbing against each other today! 4.1 Mendo!!! Good job babe! Wanna go again?
My scribes 2nd favorite place to be. Detroit, if you ever need a mini-subduction zone in the Detroit River, call me!
May 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
My scribes 2nd favorite place to be. Detroit, if you ever need a mini-subduction zone in the Detroit River, call me!
I heard my little sister @sanandreasfault.bsky.social was having quakes today. So I sent my scribe on a ferry. Big sister stuff ya know....well, the boat made it back to the dock. So I took another ferry. And that boat made it back to the dock. Sandy you wimp, I expect worse from you!
May 25, 2025 at 8:31 AM
I heard my little sister @sanandreasfault.bsky.social was having quakes today. So I sent my scribe on a ferry. Big sister stuff ya know....well, the boat made it back to the dock. So I took another ferry. And that boat made it back to the dock. Sandy you wimp, I expect worse from you!
Ice, hmmmm......🤔 @cdnpolar.bsky.social I don't recall any of my volcanic children launching you into space. Galactic adventures?
This is a view from the surface of Comet 67P.
The busy particles in the foreground are cosmic rays or bits of dust and ice.
The dots moving in the background are stars.
The busy particles in the foreground are cosmic rays or bits of dust and ice.
The dots moving in the background are stars.
May 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Ice, hmmmm......🤔 @cdnpolar.bsky.social I don't recall any of my volcanic children launching you into space. Galactic adventures?
@therockymountains.bsky.social do I wish to know your plans?
May 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
@therockymountains.bsky.social do I wish to know your plans?
Happy GOTH DAY!!! Remember, I only do earthquakes at 9pm, it's when the goths take their nightly graveyard walks...they're my little scouts telling me who to bury in the wave😏
May 23, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Happy GOTH DAY!!! Remember, I only do earthquakes at 9pm, it's when the goths take their nightly graveyard walks...they're my little scouts telling me who to bury in the wave😏
@atlantic-ocean.bsky.social I raised the humans properly around here😏
seattle is ridiculous.
after work I can ride a SLUT, hop on a D and then shove dick’s in my mouth.
that’s just dinner on my commute home.
after work I can ride a SLUT, hop on a D and then shove dick’s in my mouth.
that’s just dinner on my commute home.
May 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
@atlantic-ocean.bsky.social I raised the humans properly around here😏
When Momma says to wish your younger sibling a very happy FUCK THEM LOGGERS Day, c'mon now @garibaldi067.bsky.social @mtmeager.bsky.social @themountshasta.bsky.social @mtshastina.bsky.social @altmountbaker.com @cratermischief.bsky.social @altmtrainier.com @glacierpeak.bsky.social
The initial column rose 12 miles (19 km) in under 10 minutes. It would later top out between 15 and 18 miles (24–29 km)—deep into the stratosphere.
By comparison: typical commercial flights cruise at ~6–7 miles altitude.
This cloud reached three times that.
By comparison: typical commercial flights cruise at ~6–7 miles altitude.
This cloud reached three times that.
May 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
When Momma says to wish your younger sibling a very happy FUCK THEM LOGGERS Day, c'mon now @garibaldi067.bsky.social @mtmeager.bsky.social @themountshasta.bsky.social @mtshastina.bsky.social @altmountbaker.com @cratermischief.bsky.social @altmtrainier.com @glacierpeak.bsky.social
Momma wishes all humans of the bioregion a Happy Cascadia Day!!! Momma also wishes all my volcanic children a very happy FUCK THEM LOGGERS! Day🤣😂
May 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Momma wishes all humans of the bioregion a Happy Cascadia Day!!! Momma also wishes all my volcanic children a very happy FUCK THEM LOGGERS! Day🤣😂
None of my kids are gonna wish Loowit/Mt St Helens a Happy I'M SO GLAD YOU TOOK OUT THE LOGGERS Eruption Anniversary? C'mon now, she's your Little Sister With An Attitude🥰
May 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
None of my kids are gonna wish Loowit/Mt St Helens a Happy I'M SO GLAD YOU TOOK OUT THE LOGGERS Eruption Anniversary? C'mon now, she's your Little Sister With An Attitude🥰
I expect HAPPY ANNIVERSARY from all Cascadian volcanoes to the one sibling they all hate the most today. Otherwise you must have an eruption today. Mom's rules, no getting out of it...
May 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I expect HAPPY ANNIVERSARY from all Cascadian volcanoes to the one sibling they all hate the most today. Otherwise you must have an eruption today. Mom's rules, no getting out of it...
Want me to say hi? I mean sure, but that'll be a 100ft wave. Wave after wave😏
Make it an amazing Monday! Say hi and smile at a random stranger!
May 12, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Want me to say hi? I mean sure, but that'll be a 100ft wave. Wave after wave😏
Happy what? I haven't heard anything from my kids. That's another century without magma...
May 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Happy what? I haven't heard anything from my kids. That's another century without magma...