Trump will admit to everything if you just let him talk about it
That’s why he’s not allowed to speak on it
That’s why he’s not allowed to speak on it
September 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Trump will admit to everything if you just let him talk about it
That’s why he’s not allowed to speak on it
That’s why he’s not allowed to speak on it
If you’re wondering why life seems so bad right now
It’s because they’re blowing up Jesus’s hometown
Hope that helps
It’s because they’re blowing up Jesus’s hometown
Hope that helps
September 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
If you’re wondering why life seems so bad right now
It’s because they’re blowing up Jesus’s hometown
Hope that helps
It’s because they’re blowing up Jesus’s hometown
Hope that helps
the universe knew i’d be too powerful if i had a good childhood
September 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
the universe knew i’d be too powerful if i had a good childhood
"You shouldn't wish death on anyone."
Yeah, well people shouldn't be pedophiles. 🤷🏼♀️
Yeah, well people shouldn't be pedophiles. 🤷🏼♀️
September 7, 2025 at 4:15 PM
"You shouldn't wish death on anyone."
Yeah, well people shouldn't be pedophiles. 🤷🏼♀️
Yeah, well people shouldn't be pedophiles. 🤷🏼♀️
They didn’t understand their own pain they just paved over it as if that would allow for anything to grow in its place. No blooming flowers, no grass, just concrete. That’s why it feels like I’m talking to a brick wall every time we have a conversation.
September 7, 2025 at 9:40 AM
They didn’t understand their own pain they just paved over it as if that would allow for anything to grow in its place. No blooming flowers, no grass, just concrete. That’s why it feels like I’m talking to a brick wall every time we have a conversation.
“aren’t you worried about the aliens”
no bro my AC bill is like 7 million dollars
no bro my AC bill is like 7 million dollars
September 1, 2025 at 1:56 AM
“aren’t you worried about the aliens”
no bro my AC bill is like 7 million dollars
no bro my AC bill is like 7 million dollars
we're out here chasing trump sightings like he's the new Bigfoot 🤣
August 31, 2025 at 10:52 PM
we're out here chasing trump sightings like he's the new Bigfoot 🤣
Banishment is the funniest punishment I can think of. Just get out of here
August 31, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Banishment is the funniest punishment I can think of. Just get out of here
Ngl if cardi b called me “security heavy” and said I looked like I could “protect the building” I’d simply never leave my house 😂😂😂
August 31, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Ngl if cardi b called me “security heavy” and said I looked like I could “protect the building” I’d simply never leave my house 😂😂😂
At least my anxiety won’t abandon me
July 27, 2025 at 4:15 AM
At least my anxiety won’t abandon me
There’s enough images of Trump and Epstein together to line the Vatican
And you expect me to believe the client list no longer exists
Interesting take
And you expect me to believe the client list no longer exists
Interesting take
July 13, 2025 at 3:56 AM
There’s enough images of Trump and Epstein together to line the Vatican
And you expect me to believe the client list no longer exists
Interesting take
And you expect me to believe the client list no longer exists
Interesting take
I am an Adam Sandler in a room full of Angelina Jolies babe
July 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I am an Adam Sandler in a room full of Angelina Jolies babe
God: I have made mankind
Angels: you fucked up a perfectly good monkey is what you did. Look at it, it has anxiety!
Angels: you fucked up a perfectly good monkey is what you did. Look at it, it has anxiety!
June 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
God: I have made mankind
Angels: you fucked up a perfectly good monkey is what you did. Look at it, it has anxiety!
Angels: you fucked up a perfectly good monkey is what you did. Look at it, it has anxiety!
If the earth so flat why is my life going downhill then
June 19, 2025 at 3:26 AM
If the earth so flat why is my life going downhill then
And for my next trick, I’ll turn this bottle of tequila into: assault and battery!
June 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
And for my next trick, I’ll turn this bottle of tequila into: assault and battery!
I do not care it hurts your feelings I think you have a small dick cause you drive a Tesla
Don’t drive the Tesla then
Don’t drive the Tesla then
June 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I do not care it hurts your feelings I think you have a small dick cause you drive a Tesla
Don’t drive the Tesla then
Don’t drive the Tesla then
“Just cause he did a N@zi salute doesn’t make him a n@zi”
Oh
But it does
It does in every sense of it all.
Oh
But it does
It does in every sense of it all.
April 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
“Just cause he did a N@zi salute doesn’t make him a n@zi”
Oh
But it does
It does in every sense of it all.
Oh
But it does
It does in every sense of it all.
It’s unpatriotic to support Trump idc
April 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
It’s unpatriotic to support Trump idc
Kris Jenner works hard, @sanders.senate.gov works harder
April 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Kris Jenner works hard, @sanders.senate.gov works harder
Goodbye seasonal depression
Hello regular depression
Hello regular depression
April 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Goodbye seasonal depression
Hello regular depression
Hello regular depression
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind yes
But also
Dead pedos don’t reoffend 🤷🏼♀️
But also
Dead pedos don’t reoffend 🤷🏼♀️
April 12, 2025 at 12:09 PM
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind yes
But also
Dead pedos don’t reoffend 🤷🏼♀️
But also
Dead pedos don’t reoffend 🤷🏼♀️
Conservatives whine about regressive values in other countries yet want regressive values in America tf?
April 12, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Conservatives whine about regressive values in other countries yet want regressive values in America tf?
“Kamala doesn’t make sense when she talks she sounds crazy” *in the same breath* “Donald Trump just says things you can’t always take them seriously”
April 12, 2025 at 4:12 AM
“Kamala doesn’t make sense when she talks she sounds crazy” *in the same breath* “Donald Trump just says things you can’t always take them seriously”