Michael R. McLarnon
@mmclar.bsky.social
Artist, dog-lover, avid reader
All my money is tied up in domain names I will never use
December 7, 2025 at 3:25 PM
All my money is tied up in domain names I will never use
I used to like crunchy peanut butter but now I like creamy. People can change.
December 2, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I used to like crunchy peanut butter but now I like creamy. People can change.
You don't really notice until you're going through a breakup, but it is WILD how many songs are about breakups
December 2, 2025 at 12:52 AM
You don't really notice until you're going through a breakup, but it is WILD how many songs are about breakups
"Howcome Dogs Don't Have to Wipe Their Butts" and 100 Other Questions for People Who Hate Wiping Their Butts
September 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
"Howcome Dogs Don't Have to Wipe Their Butts" and 100 Other Questions for People Who Hate Wiping Their Butts
Business idea: rental car company but it's convenient at all
August 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Business idea: rental car company but it's convenient at all
The Electric City is electric tonight!
June 1, 2025 at 2:37 AM
The Electric City is electric tonight!
Severance but just for pooping
May 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Severance but just for pooping
Those last 50 lbs are so stubborn!
May 21, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Those last 50 lbs are so stubborn!
So...is there a Mr. Dash?
May 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
So...is there a Mr. Dash?
New pope, who dis?
May 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
New pope, who dis?
Wait a minute, you guys are putting your eggs in baskets!?
April 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Wait a minute, you guys are putting your eggs in baskets!?
If they made the black box out of the same stuff the plane is made out of, they wouldn't have to go looking for something every time there is a plane crash
April 3, 2025 at 2:34 PM
If they made the black box out of the same stuff the plane is made out of, they wouldn't have to go looking for something every time there is a plane crash
Coffee shop I'm at just straight up has Stairway to Heaven playing
March 19, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Coffee shop I'm at just straight up has Stairway to Heaven playing
Reposted by Michael R. McLarnon
You ever voice your darkest thoughts when the blender’s on?
March 6, 2025 at 11:28 AM
You ever voice your darkest thoughts when the blender’s on?
Reposted by Michael R. McLarnon
Me watching Severance:
February 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Me watching Severance:
Stop calling me that!
February 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Stop calling me that!
Reposted by Michael R. McLarnon
me on weekdays vs me on the weekend:
February 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
me on weekdays vs me on the weekend:
If you don't faint every time you stand up you are not standing up fast enough
February 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
If you don't faint every time you stand up you are not standing up fast enough
Reposted by Michael R. McLarnon
We probably shouldn’t have let all those coaches teach our history classes.
January 25, 2025 at 5:47 AM
We probably shouldn’t have let all those coaches teach our history classes.
IF YOU SAY "I DON'T KNOW" THEN YOU GET SLIMED THAT'S JUST HOW IT WORKS
January 28, 2025 at 3:59 AM
IF YOU SAY "I DON'T KNOW" THEN YOU GET SLIMED THAT'S JUST HOW IT WORKS
All kidding aside, I literally just accidentally wrote 2024 on a check
January 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
All kidding aside, I literally just accidentally wrote 2024 on a check