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Jesus, please let my favorite food (mashed potatoes) not be made with half-n-half this year.
Love,
Meghan
Love,
Meghan
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Jesus, please let my favorite food (mashed potatoes) not be made with half-n-half this year.
Love,
Meghan
Love,
Meghan
I just finally relocated my primary car key fob after it was missing for almost a week and a half so yeah, it’s time for an AirTag.
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I just finally relocated my primary car key fob after it was missing for almost a week and a half so yeah, it’s time for an AirTag.
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Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
And I couldn’t help but wonder, as I do semi-annually, if I should buy hot rollers.
a woman is typing on a laptop next to a lamp with the souligner.com written on the bottom
ALT: a woman is typing on a laptop next to a lamp with the souligner.com written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
And I couldn’t help but wonder, as I do semi-annually, if I should buy hot rollers.
My favorite is when people in CA pull some sort of “LOL YOU DON’T HAVE ANY IDEA ABOUT CA WEATHER” and then hate hearing there are indeed other places with similar weather outside CA.
November 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
My favorite is when people in CA pull some sort of “LOL YOU DON’T HAVE ANY IDEA ABOUT CA WEATHER” and then hate hearing there are indeed other places with similar weather outside CA.
It’s 48° outside I hate it here.
November 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
It’s 48° outside I hate it here.
If Botox Cosmetic is your toxin of choice, Botox Day is tomorrow and that means BOGO on gift cards.
The more you know.
The more you know.
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
If Botox Cosmetic is your toxin of choice, Botox Day is tomorrow and that means BOGO on gift cards.
The more you know.
The more you know.
We’re about to have an atmospheric river so of course I’m online shopping for suede boots.
November 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
We’re about to have an atmospheric river so of course I’m online shopping for suede boots.
Dog’s pet insurance is going from $90 a month to $217 a month so that’s cool.
November 13, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Dog’s pet insurance is going from $90 a month to $217 a month so that’s cool.
I can’t decide if I should be flattered or annoyed by the fact that the nurse was visibly surprised when my weight flashed on the screen this morning.
November 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I can’t decide if I should be flattered or annoyed by the fact that the nurse was visibly surprised when my weight flashed on the screen this morning.
Google Maps just told me to “turn left after the Valvoline” and “turn right at the Starbucks” with no street names or anything. Has my mom taken over Google Maps?
November 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Google Maps just told me to “turn left after the Valvoline” and “turn right at the Starbucks” with no street names or anything. Has my mom taken over Google Maps?
I am deeply sorry to everyone in my neighborhood who, last night, had to hear me screaming “MINGO YOU DROP THAT MOUSE ALIVE, OUT OF YOUR MOUTH RIGHT NOW!” followed but nonstop hollering while I wrestled said noise free for four minutes.
November 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I am deeply sorry to everyone in my neighborhood who, last night, had to hear me screaming “MINGO YOU DROP THAT MOUSE ALIVE, OUT OF YOUR MOUTH RIGHT NOW!” followed but nonstop hollering while I wrestled said noise free for four minutes.
When I tell you it is SO dark the second it hits 5 pm. I might need one of those light up vests for walking Mingo because I am not trying to be hit by a car.
November 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
When I tell you it is SO dark the second it hits 5 pm. I might need one of those light up vests for walking Mingo because I am not trying to be hit by a car.
My first world problem is that my jeans are now too big. Like sliding down as I walk too big.
Where are we buying jeans now?
Where are we buying jeans now?
November 5, 2025 at 4:25 PM
My first world problem is that my jeans are now too big. Like sliding down as I walk too big.
Where are we buying jeans now?
Where are we buying jeans now?
I tried one of those Lime electric bikes where you sit and don’t peddle and I survived to tell the tale.
November 4, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I tried one of those Lime electric bikes where you sit and don’t peddle and I survived to tell the tale.
My bougie CA take is once you’re used to your own, organic lemons, store bought are deeply disappointing.
November 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
My bougie CA take is once you’re used to your own, organic lemons, store bought are deeply disappointing.
I had to spend 2.5 hours in Huntington Beach and I feel like I need an exorcism.
November 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I had to spend 2.5 hours in Huntington Beach and I feel like I need an exorcism.
How tired am I, you ask? I have no idea who won last night’s game, apparently the Dodgers, which means I slept through the insanity that is LBC/LA fireworks.
October 28, 2025 at 1:54 PM
How tired am I, you ask? I have no idea who won last night’s game, apparently the Dodgers, which means I slept through the insanity that is LBC/LA fireworks.
My company: please use our proprietary internal approved AI tool
Me: no thanks
Them: plz
Me: well, I could see if it would parse these 3,000 rows of data for a specific thing I need
AI: fails all attempts, 1-6
Me: no thanks
Them: plz
Me: well, I could see if it would parse these 3,000 rows of data for a specific thing I need
AI: fails all attempts, 1-6
October 28, 2025 at 1:28 PM
My company: please use our proprietary internal approved AI tool
Me: no thanks
Them: plz
Me: well, I could see if it would parse these 3,000 rows of data for a specific thing I need
AI: fails all attempts, 1-6
Me: no thanks
Them: plz
Me: well, I could see if it would parse these 3,000 rows of data for a specific thing I need
AI: fails all attempts, 1-6
BTW you have to do this for all your GDrive accounts.
friend shared this, immediately updated my settings
October 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
BTW you have to do this for all your GDrive accounts.
Food banks serve an integral role in the community, especially now. Don’t forget that beyond the big players there are small grassroots groups too. A lot of times they need that support even more than the big ones.
If you’re in the Long Beach, CA area, consider supporting
If you’re in the Long Beach, CA area, consider supporting
October 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Food banks serve an integral role in the community, especially now. Don’t forget that beyond the big players there are small grassroots groups too. A lot of times they need that support even more than the big ones.
If you’re in the Long Beach, CA area, consider supporting
If you’re in the Long Beach, CA area, consider supporting
This morning a gentleman caller at the gas station yelled “you got an ass that don’t quit” so things are getting pretty serious.
October 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
This morning a gentleman caller at the gas station yelled “you got an ass that don’t quit” so things are getting pretty serious.
We are pretty exclusively Aldi shoppers. I hate California grocery store brands and they’re stupid expensive, even in 2018. We sprinkle in other stores as needed but the weekly staple is an Aldi trip.
We live in the third most expensive zip code in the city - don’t get wound up, we’re on the
We live in the third most expensive zip code in the city - don’t get wound up, we’re on the
October 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
We are pretty exclusively Aldi shoppers. I hate California grocery store brands and they’re stupid expensive, even in 2018. We sprinkle in other stores as needed but the weekly staple is an Aldi trip.
We live in the third most expensive zip code in the city - don’t get wound up, we’re on the
We live in the third most expensive zip code in the city - don’t get wound up, we’re on the
Well, you know the stress is real bad when the massage therapist you see every month says “dang girl, what happened?” before even touching you.
October 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Well, you know the stress is real bad when the massage therapist you see every month says “dang girl, what happened?” before even touching you.