Mlle Sophie Pofie
@mllesophiepofie.bsky.social
Decided to fight my winter blues with a bit of dopamine dressing and went for a coral pink and butter yellow combo (it's gorge, trust me). Colleague decided he needed to comment "oh, Sophie is going all in today, colourwise, höhöhö".
Dude.
Dude.
December 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Decided to fight my winter blues with a bit of dopamine dressing and went for a coral pink and butter yellow combo (it's gorge, trust me). Colleague decided he needed to comment "oh, Sophie is going all in today, colourwise, höhöhö".
Dude.
Dude.
Reposted by Mlle Sophie Pofie
The witch made him hot chocolate.
"They say I'm strong," he said. "And I am."
He took a sip.
"They say I can overcome any hardship."
"Mm," said the witch.
"And I can. I do."
The witch said nothing.
"But I shouldn't have to!"
"No."
The witch held the hero as he wept.
"No, you shouldn't."
"They say I'm strong," he said. "And I am."
He took a sip.
"They say I can overcome any hardship."
"Mm," said the witch.
"And I can. I do."
The witch said nothing.
"But I shouldn't have to!"
"No."
The witch held the hero as he wept.
"No, you shouldn't."
November 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
The witch made him hot chocolate.
"They say I'm strong," he said. "And I am."
He took a sip.
"They say I can overcome any hardship."
"Mm," said the witch.
"And I can. I do."
The witch said nothing.
"But I shouldn't have to!"
"No."
The witch held the hero as he wept.
"No, you shouldn't."
"They say I'm strong," he said. "And I am."
He took a sip.
"They say I can overcome any hardship."
"Mm," said the witch.
"And I can. I do."
The witch said nothing.
"But I shouldn't have to!"
"No."
The witch held the hero as he wept.
"No, you shouldn't."
Influenza Impfluencer. (And COVID Impfluencer!)
November 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Influenza Impfluencer. (And COVID Impfluencer!)
In light of recent events, I would like to share my personal top three infuriating things that have been mansplained to me: a thread.
Friends (current and future) I would love to hear your stories, too!
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Friends (current and future) I would love to hear your stories, too!
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November 4, 2025 at 10:02 AM
In light of recent events, I would like to share my personal top three infuriating things that have been mansplained to me: a thread.
Friends (current and future) I would love to hear your stories, too!
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Friends (current and future) I would love to hear your stories, too!
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Hey @deutschebahn.com get your shit together.
Es kann doch nicht sein, dass das Stellwerk in #Krefeld seit 3 Uhr heute Nacht kaputt ist und alle Anzeigen und die App falsche Infos zeigen, welche Züge fahren (kein) und welche nicht (alle).
Grüße aus dem Taxi.
Es kann doch nicht sein, dass das Stellwerk in #Krefeld seit 3 Uhr heute Nacht kaputt ist und alle Anzeigen und die App falsche Infos zeigen, welche Züge fahren (kein) und welche nicht (alle).
Grüße aus dem Taxi.
October 30, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Hey @deutschebahn.com get your shit together.
Es kann doch nicht sein, dass das Stellwerk in #Krefeld seit 3 Uhr heute Nacht kaputt ist und alle Anzeigen und die App falsche Infos zeigen, welche Züge fahren (kein) und welche nicht (alle).
Grüße aus dem Taxi.
Es kann doch nicht sein, dass das Stellwerk in #Krefeld seit 3 Uhr heute Nacht kaputt ist und alle Anzeigen und die App falsche Infos zeigen, welche Züge fahren (kein) und welche nicht (alle).
Grüße aus dem Taxi.
One aspect of breast cancer survivorship nobody talks about is sometimes you slather pain ointment on your other boob and then you sit there, topless, freezing and have to wait for the goop to dry and then what.
October 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
One aspect of breast cancer survivorship nobody talks about is sometimes you slather pain ointment on your other boob and then you sit there, topless, freezing and have to wait for the goop to dry and then what.
Brain fog sucks so much.
October 7, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Brain fog sucks so much.
I'm just an anonymous conference reviewer, standing in front of a submitter, asking them to please not hide their supporting video behind a "request access to view" thingamabob.
October 6, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I'm just an anonymous conference reviewer, standing in front of a submitter, asking them to please not hide their supporting video behind a "request access to view" thingamabob.
The comical tragedy or the tragical comedy of the aunty trying out Pinterest crafts for kids with her nieces, one temper tantrum at a time
September 30, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The comical tragedy or the tragical comedy of the aunty trying out Pinterest crafts for kids with her nieces, one temper tantrum at a time
I'll have you know I'm going from 3-monthly check-ups at my oncologist's to 6-monthly check-ups now.
#OneInEight #CancerInTheButtKicker #fckcncr #I'mGonnaKeepOnDancingAtThePinkRibbonClub
#OneInEight #CancerInTheButtKicker #fckcncr #I'mGonnaKeepOnDancingAtThePinkRibbonClub
September 26, 2025 at 8:17 AM
I'll have you know I'm going from 3-monthly check-ups at my oncologist's to 6-monthly check-ups now.
#OneInEight #CancerInTheButtKicker #fckcncr #I'mGonnaKeepOnDancingAtThePinkRibbonClub
#OneInEight #CancerInTheButtKicker #fckcncr #I'mGonnaKeepOnDancingAtThePinkRibbonClub
You know what's fun?
Because trying to translate between your boomer parents and your gen X brother in law in a political debate and then getting yelled at by both parties because you're clearly the only one who understands what they're on about isn't it.
Because trying to translate between your boomer parents and your gen X brother in law in a political debate and then getting yelled at by both parties because you're clearly the only one who understands what they're on about isn't it.
September 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
You know what's fun?
Because trying to translate between your boomer parents and your gen X brother in law in a political debate and then getting yelled at by both parties because you're clearly the only one who understands what they're on about isn't it.
Because trying to translate between your boomer parents and your gen X brother in law in a political debate and then getting yelled at by both parties because you're clearly the only one who understands what they're on about isn't it.
If you're planning to go to @agiletdzone.bsky.social this year (which you absolutely should!), ping me for 150€ discount code!
#AgileTestingDays #AgileTD #ATD
You can ride unicorns there!
#AgileTestingDays #AgileTD #ATD
You can ride unicorns there!
September 17, 2025 at 9:20 AM
If you're planning to go to @agiletdzone.bsky.social this year (which you absolutely should!), ping me for 150€ discount code!
#AgileTestingDays #AgileTD #ATD
You can ride unicorns there!
#AgileTestingDays #AgileTD #ATD
You can ride unicorns there!
Being a card bearing member of the amazing aunty society sometimes means ending the evening with splinters in your pointer fingers because the main character of the borrowers that live under granny and grandpa's floorboards mentioned a life long ambition to become a yarn designer, so the... 1/2
August 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Being a card bearing member of the amazing aunty society sometimes means ending the evening with splinters in your pointer fingers because the main character of the borrowers that live under granny and grandpa's floorboards mentioned a life long ambition to become a yarn designer, so the... 1/2
The nieces have been playing with some family heirloom dollhouse furniture and it had always annoyed me that there was no bedding so I fell into a Pinterest rabbit hole and long story short, there's now a hand-tufted mattress on the bed.
August 8, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The nieces have been playing with some family heirloom dollhouse furniture and it had always annoyed me that there was no bedding so I fell into a Pinterest rabbit hole and long story short, there's now a hand-tufted mattress on the bed.
I know I rant *a lot* about my adventures with healthcare. But I'm just off the phone with my gyno's office and they are just the nicest, friendliest, most helpful and understanding healthcare professionals. 🥹🥹🥹
August 8, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I know I rant *a lot* about my adventures with healthcare. But I'm just off the phone with my gyno's office and they are just the nicest, friendliest, most helpful and understanding healthcare professionals. 🥹🥹🥹
Omg.
I just walked into an elevator with a "caution! Wet floor!" sign.
I hurt myself.
Did I slip and fall.
No.
The sign tipped over when the elevator moved and grazed my leg.
The irony.
I'm bleeding.
I just walked into an elevator with a "caution! Wet floor!" sign.
I hurt myself.
Did I slip and fall.
No.
The sign tipped over when the elevator moved and grazed my leg.
The irony.
I'm bleeding.
August 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Omg.
I just walked into an elevator with a "caution! Wet floor!" sign.
I hurt myself.
Did I slip and fall.
No.
The sign tipped over when the elevator moved and grazed my leg.
The irony.
I'm bleeding.
I just walked into an elevator with a "caution! Wet floor!" sign.
I hurt myself.
Did I slip and fall.
No.
The sign tipped over when the elevator moved and grazed my leg.
The irony.
I'm bleeding.
Yes, and:
Me, girly presenting, mentioning my fav SNES game.
Them: Ugh, one of those "gamer girls" who "game" for the attention....
Me, girly presenting, mentioning my fav SNES game.
Them: Ugh, one of those "gamer girls" who "game" for the attention....
Me, talking to a group of men in the gamer's club
Men: there's just no women who like gaming
Me, looking down: um.
Men: you don't count
Me: oookay
Men: We mean real women
Men: there's just no women who like gaming
Me, looking down: um.
Men: you don't count
Me: oookay
Men: We mean real women
August 4, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Yes, and:
Me, girly presenting, mentioning my fav SNES game.
Them: Ugh, one of those "gamer girls" who "game" for the attention....
Me, girly presenting, mentioning my fav SNES game.
Them: Ugh, one of those "gamer girls" who "game" for the attention....
Today I had to write an objection to a letter from the department for disabilities (answering a request from mofoing 18 months ago) that claimed that "regarding my impairment 'loss of breast' healing probation has occurred".
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July 9, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Today I had to write an objection to a letter from the department for disabilities (answering a request from mofoing 18 months ago) that claimed that "regarding my impairment 'loss of breast' healing probation has occurred".
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Reposted by Mlle Sophie Pofie
𝗘𝗺𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗵𝘆 𝗰𝗮𝗻’𝘁 𝗯𝗲 𝗮𝘂𝘁𝗼𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱.
At #AgileTD, @mllesophiepofie.bsky.social aka Sophie Küster explores “glue work” - the invisible force that makes teams actually work.
Because AI can’t onboard your teammate or make your Slack channel feel human.
➡️ tinyurl.com/486t8zsb
#GlueWork #Agile #Testing
At #AgileTD, @mllesophiepofie.bsky.social aka Sophie Küster explores “glue work” - the invisible force that makes teams actually work.
Because AI can’t onboard your teammate or make your Slack channel feel human.
➡️ tinyurl.com/486t8zsb
#GlueWork #Agile #Testing
July 9, 2025 at 6:08 AM
𝗘𝗺𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗵𝘆 𝗰𝗮𝗻’𝘁 𝗯𝗲 𝗮𝘂𝘁𝗼𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱.
At #AgileTD, @mllesophiepofie.bsky.social aka Sophie Küster explores “glue work” - the invisible force that makes teams actually work.
Because AI can’t onboard your teammate or make your Slack channel feel human.
➡️ tinyurl.com/486t8zsb
#GlueWork #Agile #Testing
At #AgileTD, @mllesophiepofie.bsky.social aka Sophie Küster explores “glue work” - the invisible force that makes teams actually work.
Because AI can’t onboard your teammate or make your Slack channel feel human.
➡️ tinyurl.com/486t8zsb
#GlueWork #Agile #Testing
Last year, I gave myself a second hand Sony alpha 6300 for my birthday. I had planned trips to awesome new places, I had always enjoyed dabbling in photography, and had just left a rough time behind me, so what the heck, I deserved a little treat. 1/
July 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Last year, I gave myself a second hand Sony alpha 6300 for my birthday. I had planned trips to awesome new places, I had always enjoyed dabbling in photography, and had just left a rough time behind me, so what the heck, I deserved a little treat. 1/
That female urge to smack your superiors around the ears when they ask "do you have a minute?" and give ✨zero context✨
July 7, 2025 at 9:02 AM
That female urge to smack your superiors around the ears when they ask "do you have a minute?" and give ✨zero context✨
I mentioned to my colleagues that I had encountered a humongous spider and I now needed a big game hunter and/or an exorcist now. One answered "Huh, why?"
My talents are wasted here.
My talents are wasted here.
July 3, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I mentioned to my colleagues that I had encountered a humongous spider and I now needed a big game hunter and/or an exorcist now. One answered "Huh, why?"
My talents are wasted here.
My talents are wasted here.
It's officially dude just walked into the office shirtless degrees Celsius.
July 2, 2025 at 11:20 AM
It's officially dude just walked into the office shirtless degrees Celsius.
In the 90s, my sisters and I got a hand-me-down SNES from my aunt's ex-husband. The *one* game we had was Secret of Mana.
Today, I got it for the switch and I played it in English for the first time, so I was today years old when I learned that the first monster you encounter is called a Rabite.
Today, I got it for the switch and I played it in English for the first time, so I was today years old when I learned that the first monster you encounter is called a Rabite.
June 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
In the 90s, my sisters and I got a hand-me-down SNES from my aunt's ex-husband. The *one* game we had was Secret of Mana.
Today, I got it for the switch and I played it in English for the first time, so I was today years old when I learned that the first monster you encounter is called a Rabite.
Today, I got it for the switch and I played it in English for the first time, so I was today years old when I learned that the first monster you encounter is called a Rabite.