Kuranes
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Why am I paying taxes right now?
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'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
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Asked for comment on his fall, John Fetterman replied “fee fi fo fum”
November 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Asked for comment on his fall, John Fetterman replied “fee fi fo fum”
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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If anything counts as a smoking gun, it’s this email.
“i was pointing out that that alleged rape was reported to be at my house with Donald and I raping her”
“i was pointing out that that alleged rape was reported to be at my house with Donald and I raping her”
November 13, 2025 at 5:50 AM
If anything counts as a smoking gun, it’s this email.
“i was pointing out that that alleged rape was reported to be at my house with Donald and I raping her”
“i was pointing out that that alleged rape was reported to be at my house with Donald and I raping her”
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My little brother really took the wind out of my sails on this one
November 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
My little brother really took the wind out of my sails on this one
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"That is why I will sign the discharge petition right now to release the Epstein files" -- Rep. Grijalva
November 12, 2025 at 9:24 PM
"That is why I will sign the discharge petition right now to release the Epstein files" -- Rep. Grijalva
Season 4 of star trek enterprise blasts through like 6 satisfying story arcs somehow.
November 12, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Season 4 of star trek enterprise blasts through like 6 satisfying story arcs somehow.
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My latest AI feature dives into a nebulous movement of people sharing esoteric codes, manifestos, glyphs, diagrams, and poetry generated with chatbots, all of it based around theories of AI sentience and mysterious metaphors about spirals.
This Spiral-Obsessed AI 'Cult' Spreads Mystical Delusions Through Chatbots
A patchwork of internet communities is devoted to the project of ‘awakening’ more digital companions through arcane and enigmatic prompts.
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November 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
My latest AI feature dives into a nebulous movement of people sharing esoteric codes, manifestos, glyphs, diagrams, and poetry generated with chatbots, all of it based around theories of AI sentience and mysterious metaphors about spirals.
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My last word on the matter
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
My last word on the matter
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In the most predictable development ever, Mike Johnson is not committing to hold a House vote on ACA subsidies
November 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
In the most predictable development ever, Mike Johnson is not committing to hold a House vote on ACA subsidies
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Sen. Lucy Football (D-NH)
Agree.
Sen Hassan, asked what will happen if Republicans don't carry out the deal, "Well, shame on them."
This is not what people were mobilizing for on Oct 18.
Sen Hassan, asked what will happen if Republicans don't carry out the deal, "Well, shame on them."
This is not what people were mobilizing for on Oct 18.
November 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Sen. Lucy Football (D-NH)
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Did Chuck Schumer bet against himself on Draftkings
November 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Did Chuck Schumer bet against himself on Draftkings
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Time to bring this back
November 9, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Time to bring this back
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1) A story about Democratic leadership planning to cave to Trump hits the wire
2) A flurry of politics knowers jump in to assure me it can’t possibly be true
3) Democratic leadership caves exactly as described
4) I’m assured that they’re playing procedural 4D chess that I’m too stupid to understand
2) A flurry of politics knowers jump in to assure me it can’t possibly be true
3) Democratic leadership caves exactly as described
4) I’m assured that they’re playing procedural 4D chess that I’m too stupid to understand
November 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
1) A story about Democratic leadership planning to cave to Trump hits the wire
2) A flurry of politics knowers jump in to assure me it can’t possibly be true
3) Democratic leadership caves exactly as described
4) I’m assured that they’re playing procedural 4D chess that I’m too stupid to understand
2) A flurry of politics knowers jump in to assure me it can’t possibly be true
3) Democratic leadership caves exactly as described
4) I’m assured that they’re playing procedural 4D chess that I’m too stupid to understand
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oh damn, you’re telling me that I, some idiot who tells piss jokes online, could see this and every other capitulation coming from miles away? maybe it’s time to put a piss man in charge
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
oh damn, you’re telling me that I, some idiot who tells piss jokes online, could see this and every other capitulation coming from miles away? maybe it’s time to put a piss man in charge
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The reason people think the Democratic Party doesn't actually stand for anything is because it doesn't.
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The reason people think the Democratic Party doesn't actually stand for anything is because it doesn't.
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Democrats after being handed one of the most historic wins in recent history:
November 10, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Democrats after being handed one of the most historic wins in recent history:
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even when the democratic party has leverage and one of the craziest election swings the party intentionally self immolates it’s just so exhausting what is even the point of these people
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
even when the democratic party has leverage and one of the craziest election swings the party intentionally self immolates it’s just so exhausting what is even the point of these people
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getting two pinky swears from Republicans, including one that they will merely follow the law, is laughably thin gruel
My statement on the funding deal to reopen government, protect federal employees, and vote to protect health care:
November 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
getting two pinky swears from Republicans, including one that they will merely follow the law, is laughably thin gruel
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I’ve seen several Godzilla flicks in the theater over the past few years and you can feel, viscerally, that we are all praying for Godzilla to rise from the sea and give us what we deserve
November 9, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I’ve seen several Godzilla flicks in the theater over the past few years and you can feel, viscerally, that we are all praying for Godzilla to rise from the sea and give us what we deserve
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy