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Cringe. Holiday Edition. Read Alt-Text for more context.
Fucking yikes.
Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last
December 7, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Imagine if tech companies put half as much energy and capital into public transportation as they do in inventing new ways to waste money using technology.

We don’t need self driving cars. We need reliable public transportation
Waymo to issue software recall over how robotaxis behave around school buses | TechCrunch
The voluntary recall comes as scrutiny by federal regulators and local school district officials increases.
techcrunch.com
December 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
To be fair, Truss only took on the show because a head of iceburg lettuce politely declined.
December 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Quote with your model of masculinity.
December 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Oh. Hideo's a fan of Apple TV's Plur1bus. This show is literally the gift that keeps on giving. They even had John Cena do a PSA on... HDP. I won't go into too much detail about the PSA, but for Plur1bus fans...

#IYKYK
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Record of Lodoss War.
December 6, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I have something to say.

I don't care.

That's all.
Vanity Fair parts ways with Olivia Nuzzi amid Robert F. Kennedy Jr. controversy
Vanity Fair is parting ways with West Coast editor Olivia Nuzzi amid controversy over her past coverage of Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
apnews.com
December 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
With all the doomscrolling going on in Bluesky regarding the Supreme Court caping for Inmate No 04547 yet again, take this pill:

If the right "currently" has the midterms in the bag for them, then why are so many US Congress R's leaving anyway? Including Six TX R's thanks to the Roberts Court?
Republican retirements in Texas could signal trouble ahead for Trump
​Retirements have been known to pile up for the party in power before a midterm election as they brace for heavy losses.
share.google
December 5, 2025 at 2:37 PM
On December 13th, I'll be observing National Violin Day. I will be playing my heart out on the tiniest of tiny violins in recognition of this dogshit that literally no one, and I mean no one will be watching.
December 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Busta Rhymes, Method Man, Ludacris, Geto Boys, & Warren G.
Tell me your 5 favorite rappers and I’ll guess your age or something else about you. 🫡
December 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Nobody wants their purchases to help fund things that are actively harmful to the world, or destroys the culture that they enjoy. That's why people hate Spotify. As convenient as the product is, it actively funds a genocide and destroys the livlihoods of the musicians that they love. Simple math.
December 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I thought that this was like an SNL skit or something. This is a real show???

Are they serious???
🚨 BREAKING - New Star Trek: #StarfleetAcademy Poster!

The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+

🖖 Will YOU be watching?
December 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
You heard it here, folks.

Metroid Prime 4. Cheeks.
Ok so like, don't beat my ass but, while i enjoyed MP4, I think what we got, especially when we compare it to nintendo's other mascot main entry titles AND the time it took to make this game, is kinda cheeks
Metroid Prime 4 doesn’t stand up to Nintendo’s best
December 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Inmate No 04547 isn't living with Dementia. He's dying of Dementia. Slowly.
December 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM
My Spotify Wrapped for 2025:

I'm not posting anything remotely positive about this fash-adjacent music app anymore.

I'm currently in the process of shopping for a new music streaming app, along with an app for podcasts and audiobooks.
December 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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DENZEMEBER officially begins tomorrow

we’re covering four straight denzel movies at GOOD MOVIE for the month of december

first up: denzel solves racism with football

subscribe today so you don’t miss anything goodmovie.substack.com/subscribe
December 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I feel seen.
Cannot stand Empire State of Mind by Jay Z. Another song where Alicia Keys is just hollering 😫 making my ears bleed
December 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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kind of obsessed with this custom binding for Moby dick by Susan and Chaim Ebanks at Exeter Bookbinders
December 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Canceled in 2009 after its 2nd season. But now it's coming back! 👏🏻

I say we sail and we raise hell forever and ever until we #saveofmd
‘Pushing Daisies’: Lee Pace Teases ‘Wild’ Season 3 Plans
'He's told me where he sees it going.'
www.tvinsider.com
December 4, 2025 at 4:35 AM
You had me at Alita 2.
James Cameron's upcoming projects 🍿
December 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Giving someone like me an opportunity to write for Kotaku is the equivalent of giving Shannon Sharpe a Mountain Dew.
December 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
DFW has the worst rush hour traffic. The roads are in constant need of repair and cleanup. We have poorly lit neighborhoods. Impromptu road closures. There are speed traps at every corner. And oh yeah, a bevy of reckless drivers to contend with.

I'm sure everything will work out fine.
December 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
If you are a fan of Comedy Central's "Broad City," this one is for you.
December 3, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Happy Wednesday.
a girl in a purple and red sweater stands in front of a building
Alt: Wednesday Addams in a purple and red sweater is dancing.
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:31 PM