Matthew Rhoten
@misterhoten.bsky.social
programmer nutjob type of guy
Drop something black and white
November 16, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Drop something black and white
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War ravaged Portland
September 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
War ravaged Portland
Not to brag or anything, but I just repaired my beloved wired earbuds using CA glue, without gluing my fingers together.
June 1, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Not to brag or anything, but I just repaired my beloved wired earbuds using CA glue, without gluing my fingers together.
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"Just leave it, bro, he ain't worth it"
April 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
"Just leave it, bro, he ain't worth it"
S-Tier: Cara Cara Orange
A: Blood Orange, Red Grapefruit, Tangerine
B: Sumo / Dekopon, Mandarin
C: White Grapefruit
D: Navel Orange
A: Blood Orange, Red Grapefruit, Tangerine
B: Sumo / Dekopon, Mandarin
C: White Grapefruit
D: Navel Orange
February 19, 2025 at 5:49 AM
S-Tier: Cara Cara Orange
A: Blood Orange, Red Grapefruit, Tangerine
B: Sumo / Dekopon, Mandarin
C: White Grapefruit
D: Navel Orange
A: Blood Orange, Red Grapefruit, Tangerine
B: Sumo / Dekopon, Mandarin
C: White Grapefruit
D: Navel Orange
Thinking this morning about the question "What musical genre is the opposite of easy listening? ie, what genre is hard listening?"
January 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Thinking this morning about the question "What musical genre is the opposite of easy listening? ie, what genre is hard listening?"
Victor Wong studied art under Mark Rothko at the SF Art Institute, and Wong was in Tremors with Kevin Bacon. But Wong and Rothko were not in a film together. Rothko was in a documentary named "The New York School", but I guess his Bacon number is not yet known to science.
January 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Victor Wong studied art under Mark Rothko at the SF Art Institute, and Wong was in Tremors with Kevin Bacon. But Wong and Rothko were not in a film together. Rothko was in a documentary named "The New York School", but I guess his Bacon number is not yet known to science.
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Me: if you put your pajamas in the dryer to heat them up, they get cold again in like 2 minutes
Priest: that doesn't mean he's not real
Priest: that doesn't mean he's not real
January 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Me: if you put your pajamas in the dryer to heat them up, they get cold again in like 2 minutes
Priest: that doesn't mean he's not real
Priest: that doesn't mean he's not real
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If you ever want to hear a ruthlessly amateur early early podcast promoting stuff that was cool at the time and thus now seriously dated and occasionally doing bumbling interviews of creators, I preserved it on Tumblr: sturgeonslaw.com
December 17, 2024 at 6:57 PM
If you ever want to hear a ruthlessly amateur early early podcast promoting stuff that was cool at the time and thus now seriously dated and occasionally doing bumbling interviews of creators, I preserved it on Tumblr: sturgeonslaw.com
The grocery website reminds me of an old Denis Leary bit www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f_d...
"you can get every other flavor except COFFEE flavored coffee"
"you can get every other flavor except COFFEE flavored coffee"
October 30, 2024 at 3:13 AM
The grocery website reminds me of an old Denis Leary bit www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f_d...
"you can get every other flavor except COFFEE flavored coffee"
"you can get every other flavor except COFFEE flavored coffee"
The two genders
October 18, 2024 at 7:23 PM
The two genders
They should make swiffer socks
October 17, 2024 at 5:59 AM
They should make swiffer socks
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days since encountering byte-order mark bug: \ufeff0
September 17, 2024 at 5:45 PM
days since encountering byte-order mark bug: \ufeff0
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Fact check: Concepts of a plan were added in C++20
September 11, 2024 at 2:36 AM
Fact check: Concepts of a plan were added in C++20
I also turn the microwave off at 0:01, for the same reason
Sometimes after my Sonicare turns itself off, I turn it on again for a few seconds just to show it who's boss
July 22, 2024 at 6:33 PM
I also turn the microwave off at 0:01, for the same reason
What's your competitive Excel ELO? Mine is "#VALUE!"
June 19, 2024 at 2:31 AM
What's your competitive Excel ELO? Mine is "#VALUE!"
When your IDE throws shade
![Visual Studio window "A debugger operation is taking longer than expected" [Terminate]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7ddadvqpkskcq26ve3u2qr7u/bafkreib7gvjfrdrtpklitq4cqfccvb5u4ks3wyrbsiv2326lzleux5wom4@jpeg)
May 22, 2024 at 12:34 AM
When your IDE throws shade
<Johnny Cash Voice> 🎵 I trimmed my nails today 🎵
May 10, 2024 at 8:20 PM
<Johnny Cash Voice> 🎵 I trimmed my nails today 🎵
still looking for an answer to this
April 17, 2024 at 8:13 PM
still looking for an answer to this
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