Geoffy
@mistergoats.bsky.social
(he/him) motorcycles and musings. B2B marketing specialist. Support player. Tattoo aficionado.
He was the sweetest fluff buddy anyone could have ever asked for. I already miss him so much. Just pure heartbreak. I hope you’re chasing birdies right now, Charles. I love you so much. 💔
December 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
He was the sweetest fluff buddy anyone could have ever asked for. I already miss him so much. Just pure heartbreak. I hope you’re chasing birdies right now, Charles. I love you so much. 💔
Those moments that define you? One of them happened tonight and I chose poorly. I was at a work holiday party while my wife and son took our cat to the vet to be put down. Crying on the SkyTrain is very cool (sarc.)
December 3, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Those moments that define you? One of them happened tonight and I chose poorly. I was at a work holiday party while my wife and son took our cat to the vet to be put down. Crying on the SkyTrain is very cool (sarc.)
I know I’m an adult, and if I want cake, I can just go buy cake, but I shouldn’t buy cake, so I won’t buy cake, but I could buy cake, but also cake is expensive.
November 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I know I’m an adult, and if I want cake, I can just go buy cake, but I shouldn’t buy cake, so I won’t buy cake, but I could buy cake, but also cake is expensive.
I fucking LOVE “A Praise Chorus” by Jimmy Eat World, but that one line “… even at 25, you gotta start sometimes…” really bugs me when I hear it at almost 50. Bro, you didn’t know anything then and you can restart anytime. And you’re probably going to have to. And I’m sure Jim Adkins has done.
November 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I fucking LOVE “A Praise Chorus” by Jimmy Eat World, but that one line “… even at 25, you gotta start sometimes…” really bugs me when I hear it at almost 50. Bro, you didn’t know anything then and you can restart anytime. And you’re probably going to have to. And I’m sure Jim Adkins has done.
My feed is depressing and I am tired. Please, suggest to me some funny MFers to follow.
November 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
My feed is depressing and I am tired. Please, suggest to me some funny MFers to follow.
I know a few people who used to go hard in the party scene. Like, hard. And they’ve gotten cleaned up and that’s really great, but now they’re going hard on sobriety. And that’s great too. It’s when they go so hard on sobriety that the perceived assumption is that everyone who is not sober is out
October 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I know a few people who used to go hard in the party scene. Like, hard. And they’ve gotten cleaned up and that’s really great, but now they’re going hard on sobriety. And that’s great too. It’s when they go so hard on sobriety that the perceived assumption is that everyone who is not sober is out
I am not Max Muncy from the Dodgers, but thanks for checking, though.
October 28, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I am not Max Muncy from the Dodgers, but thanks for checking, though.
It’s story time! A weird, random anecdote for the 12 people still here reading this.
At the SkyTrain platforms, twice a day, each day I commute into work, I watch as people move up and down the stairs on their commutes. I see everyone. All types of people. There’s the speedsters, the slowpokes,
At the SkyTrain platforms, twice a day, each day I commute into work, I watch as people move up and down the stairs on their commutes. I see everyone. All types of people. There’s the speedsters, the slowpokes,
October 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
It’s story time! A weird, random anecdote for the 12 people still here reading this.
At the SkyTrain platforms, twice a day, each day I commute into work, I watch as people move up and down the stairs on their commutes. I see everyone. All types of people. There’s the speedsters, the slowpokes,
At the SkyTrain platforms, twice a day, each day I commute into work, I watch as people move up and down the stairs on their commutes. I see everyone. All types of people. There’s the speedsters, the slowpokes,
I’ve been at the top of my game; I’m a level under that now, and I feel like I want to get back up, but I hated it there, so why do I feel that way? It’s been a couple of years and I don’t remember how to do it.
October 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I’ve been at the top of my game; I’m a level under that now, and I feel like I want to get back up, but I hated it there, so why do I feel that way? It’s been a couple of years and I don’t remember how to do it.
Had a little spiral yesterday, realizing I’m turning 50 in 2026, and realizing that I probably only have a solid 30 years of life left, which makes my son not quite my age when I die (assuming I die at 80) and it freaked me out.
October 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Had a little spiral yesterday, realizing I’m turning 50 in 2026, and realizing that I probably only have a solid 30 years of life left, which makes my son not quite my age when I die (assuming I die at 80) and it freaked me out.
My skin crawls when people refer to their wife as “the wife”.
October 16, 2025 at 9:51 PM
My skin crawls when people refer to their wife as “the wife”.
I got separated from my wife at London Drugs and I can’t find here so I guess we’re divorced now.
October 11, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I got separated from my wife at London Drugs and I can’t find here so I guess we’re divorced now.
I swear the guy next to me on the SkyTrain was wearing Sex Panther Cologne. My eyes are still watering.
October 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I swear the guy next to me on the SkyTrain was wearing Sex Panther Cologne. My eyes are still watering.
Looks like I didn’t get raptured. Again.
September 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Looks like I didn’t get raptured. Again.
Okay, it’s officially the end of summer. Feel free to post that.
September 22, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Okay, it’s officially the end of summer. Feel free to post that.
I’ve never been good at expressing my opinion. Maybe more accurately I’ve never been good at standing behind my opinion. I have opinions. But I also have a need to be liked. And I’m tired and I don’t want to fight. But I want to express my opinions and be bold enough to stand behind them.
September 11, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I’ve never been good at expressing my opinion. Maybe more accurately I’ve never been good at standing behind my opinion. I have opinions. But I also have a need to be liked. And I’m tired and I don’t want to fight. But I want to express my opinions and be bold enough to stand behind them.
I walk past pickle ballers every morning at 7am on my way to work. It used to bug me that they were at it so early, but I’m up at 7am on Sundays ripping motorbikes with my friends. So I get it.
September 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I walk past pickle ballers every morning at 7am on my way to work. It used to bug me that they were at it so early, but I’m up at 7am on Sundays ripping motorbikes with my friends. So I get it.
Unpaid labour? This guy had a work dream about installing a 50 foot demo screen at a trade show.
September 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Unpaid labour? This guy had a work dream about installing a 50 foot demo screen at a trade show.
My baby boy started his carpentry program in grade 11 at a new school today. So proud of him. Also, why is he so old?
September 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
My baby boy started his carpentry program in grade 11 at a new school today. So proud of him. Also, why is he so old?
I want everyone to know that this is NOT the last week of summer. Summer ends September 21. Don’t be a sucka.
August 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I want everyone to know that this is NOT the last week of summer. Summer ends September 21. Don’t be a sucka.
I have my annual review today (well, I’m only 10 months in but they review all at the same time). I know I’m good, but in this economy? Who knows?
August 26, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I have my annual review today (well, I’m only 10 months in but they review all at the same time). I know I’m good, but in this economy? Who knows?
R.I.P. to my trusty Krups coffee grinder. It coughed out one last very inconsistent grind before conking out. You served with duty and honour, and you will be missed.
August 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
R.I.P. to my trusty Krups coffee grinder. It coughed out one last very inconsistent grind before conking out. You served with duty and honour, and you will be missed.
The dentists at Brentwood missed out on an opportunity to rebrand it as “Brentistry”.
Nope; that sucks. Sorry.
Nope; that sucks. Sorry.
August 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
The dentists at Brentwood missed out on an opportunity to rebrand it as “Brentistry”.
Nope; that sucks. Sorry.
Nope; that sucks. Sorry.
Another work success today. It floors me to finally be part of an organization that is open to trying new marketing ideas and having them lead to actual results.
August 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Another work success today. It floors me to finally be part of an organization that is open to trying new marketing ideas and having them lead to actual results.