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Sarah Marshall
@missprodger.bsky.social
// she/her // lover of pretty things // will swim in a puddle //
Respirators mean that I can still enjoy museum trips whilst keeping myself and my community safer ☺️
November 19, 2024 at 11:20 PM
And yes, I did forget I was here…for a year..!
October 20, 2024 at 9:22 PM
I don’t know about you all, but my personal favourite part of sleep deprivation is when you hit the dry/painful eyes period. Usually creeps in from around day 3 onwards for me…

Literally feel like my eyeballs are being forced through a cheese grater 👍🏻
October 24, 2023 at 8:59 PM
1 hour of sleep again. Love that for me…
October 24, 2023 at 9:09 AM
Not me kicking off Scorpio season with a panic attack.

Rude of my own season to fuck me over like this… 💀
October 23, 2023 at 5:17 PM
Hahahahahaha excellent
This has been cracking me up all morning. I lol every time I look at it
October 21, 2023 at 9:36 AM
An exciting Saturday commences…with an eye test…

Forever living the rock & roll lifestyle
October 21, 2023 at 9:35 AM
Reposted by Sarah Marshall
he was so real for this
October 4, 2023 at 8:45 PM
Also I’m feeling generous, so I will share with you my excellent plan for the zombie apocalypse.

You just get 2 sharp swords, hold one in each hand, and perpetually and speedily spin round in circles on the spot.

You will definitely be fine 👍🏻
October 4, 2023 at 10:17 PM
How’s everybody holding up living in clown country (the uk)?

We all just dissociating?
October 4, 2023 at 10:15 PM
I like that I can scream into void here because nobody sees what I say…

It’s like when I set up a twitter circle but didn’t add anybody to it so I could say whatever I wanted without the risk of people going all internet at me…

But then there was no dopamine rush coz I knew nobody would see it…
October 4, 2023 at 10:13 PM
My sincerest apols to Bluesky, I forgot I was here for a bit…
October 4, 2023 at 10:08 PM
Will somebody please explain to me why I’m ridiculously fucking exhausted, yet am up at 1:30am hyperfixating on Death Note the Musical 🙃
July 28, 2023 at 12:37 AM
Elon being obsessed with the letter X just feels like some magic number mythic shenanigans.

He feels like an astrology girly ✨
July 25, 2023 at 8:04 PM
I cannot cope with Abi in her clown makeup 💀 #LoveIsland
July 25, 2023 at 8:04 PM
There should be more funiculars, it’s the best way to travel. Even has “fun” in the name
July 17, 2023 at 9:36 PM
Love that Whit has just been all of us this ep. Sitting back, relaxing and watching the drama unfold #LoveIsland
July 9, 2023 at 8:59 PM
Margot Robbie’s #Barbie press outfits are everything.

The references! 🙌🏻

Andrew Mukamal is absolutely killing it 🔥

My faves so far are “Earring Magic” and “Totally Hair”. Think I still have those at my mum’s house somewhere…
July 8, 2023 at 10:08 AM
Eurgh can we just get rid of Sammy now, please. He really is the worst #LoveIsland
July 6, 2023 at 8:24 PM
Ready to watch Ty burn the villa down #LoveIsland
July 6, 2023 at 8:02 PM
Looking for good eggs to fill my feed with.

I’m interested in:
- open water swimming
- lego
- film
- music
- theatre
- love island
- connecting with other disabled/chronically ill/chronic pain/covid-cautious folk

If any of this is up your street, please like this post so I can follow you ☺️
July 6, 2023 at 12:53 PM
Let me tell you I am SO hydrated since I got a fridge with one of these.

Drink your water friends ☺️
July 6, 2023 at 10:07 AM
Just once, I’d like one of these men to be like “Yeah, I’m gutted that she’s brought someone back, but it’s understandable as we’ve only known each other for 2 weeks. I’d have done the same if there was anybody I got on with. I’d still like to get to know her better” #LoveIsland
July 5, 2023 at 9:02 PM
Eurgh I just know Mitchel is gonna be involving himself in Ella’s business 🙄 #LoveIsland
July 5, 2023 at 8:46 PM