Miss Parker
@missparkerpresents.bsky.social
✨Glitter Critter from the Sunshine State✨
Burlesque performer & Bartender from Jacksonville FL
Email missparkerpresents.prb@yahoo.com for booking inquires
Unofficially sponsored by Malort
Burlesque performer & Bartender from Jacksonville FL
Email missparkerpresents.prb@yahoo.com for booking inquires
Unofficially sponsored by Malort
I buy myself flowers regularly and for no reason so that I’m not impressed when someone’s son does it once a year and because they feel obligated.
August 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I buy myself flowers regularly and for no reason so that I’m not impressed when someone’s son does it once a year and because they feel obligated.
The voices in my head can be so, so mean. Gentle reminders to talk to myself better.
July 15, 2025 at 6:43 AM
The voices in my head can be so, so mean. Gentle reminders to talk to myself better.
He’s out talking to other girl’s and I’m trying not to cry at work.
Sick 🤘
Sick 🤘
June 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
He’s out talking to other girl’s and I’m trying not to cry at work.
Sick 🤘
Sick 🤘
Douse me in 151 and throw some cinnamon on me - I’m ready to go.
May 18, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Douse me in 151 and throw some cinnamon on me - I’m ready to go.
“Oh I love this song” hits different in a gay bar
May 12, 2025 at 4:49 AM
“Oh I love this song” hits different in a gay bar
Cheetos, chocolate, bridgerton 💯
May 10, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Cheetos, chocolate, bridgerton 💯
Does anyone else feel like they’re getting dunked on right now? I feel like life is dunking my ass right now.
What I do know - is that life has dunked me into some deep waters before but I always figured it out. May not have been graceful, but I always ok.
This will pass, it’ll be alright.
What I do know - is that life has dunked me into some deep waters before but I always figured it out. May not have been graceful, but I always ok.
This will pass, it’ll be alright.
May 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Does anyone else feel like they’re getting dunked on right now? I feel like life is dunking my ass right now.
What I do know - is that life has dunked me into some deep waters before but I always figured it out. May not have been graceful, but I always ok.
This will pass, it’ll be alright.
What I do know - is that life has dunked me into some deep waters before but I always figured it out. May not have been graceful, but I always ok.
This will pass, it’ll be alright.
The pure joy when you finally find a hair product & routine that works for your hair type 😌
Blessed be castor oil
Blessed be castor oil
May 6, 2025 at 1:22 PM
The pure joy when you finally find a hair product & routine that works for your hair type 😌
Blessed be castor oil
Blessed be castor oil
If you ever want a reality check on how lucky you are for the family & loved ones you have - go meet the family that abandoned you lololololololol
April 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
If you ever want a reality check on how lucky you are for the family & loved ones you have - go meet the family that abandoned you lololololololol
I haven’t felt like I’ve had a comfortable space to rehearse in months. I’m bless with a pretty spacious costume room - but I feel really out of touch with moving my body. It’s also hurting A LOT more - my bones are angry.
I almost feel like I’m in a procrastination freeze with rehearsing
I almost feel like I’m in a procrastination freeze with rehearsing
April 26, 2025 at 9:12 AM
I haven’t felt like I’ve had a comfortable space to rehearse in months. I’m bless with a pretty spacious costume room - but I feel really out of touch with moving my body. It’s also hurting A LOT more - my bones are angry.
I almost feel like I’m in a procrastination freeze with rehearsing
I almost feel like I’m in a procrastination freeze with rehearsing
I felt myself go, “ok I’m ready to start more burlesque again” and I booked myself for a couple shows. I then looked at my old ass costumes and said, naw, go lock yourself in your costume room for a few months.
I have one show in May, excited to take some time to polish up these costumes. ♥️
I have one show in May, excited to take some time to polish up these costumes. ♥️
April 26, 2025 at 9:10 AM
I felt myself go, “ok I’m ready to start more burlesque again” and I booked myself for a couple shows. I then looked at my old ass costumes and said, naw, go lock yourself in your costume room for a few months.
I have one show in May, excited to take some time to polish up these costumes. ♥️
I have one show in May, excited to take some time to polish up these costumes. ♥️
Went to put on my cowboy boots and found them stuffed full of condoms.
I don’t know what past Sunny was up to but I’m glad she was safe about.
#rocknrollbaby
I don’t know what past Sunny was up to but I’m glad she was safe about.
#rocknrollbaby
April 25, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Went to put on my cowboy boots and found them stuffed full of condoms.
I don’t know what past Sunny was up to but I’m glad she was safe about.
#rocknrollbaby
I don’t know what past Sunny was up to but I’m glad she was safe about.
#rocknrollbaby
Even Beyoncé has a butthole
April 24, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Even Beyoncé has a butthole
My body is closing the bar but my mind is floating down the Suwannee river
April 24, 2025 at 7:15 AM
My body is closing the bar but my mind is floating down the Suwannee river
I’m feeling very defeated today.
I just wanna go to the woods again
I just wanna go to the woods again
April 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I’m feeling very defeated today.
I just wanna go to the woods again
I just wanna go to the woods again
DEAR JACKSONVILLE - I put together a rad burlesque show for you and would love to see ya there! This Saturday live band burlesque at Underbelly! Tickets at www.blacksunshinebooking.com
🎉🎊🥂
🎉🎊🥂
April 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
DEAR JACKSONVILLE - I put together a rad burlesque show for you and would love to see ya there! This Saturday live band burlesque at Underbelly! Tickets at www.blacksunshinebooking.com
🎉🎊🥂
🎉🎊🥂
Look out world I feel the audacity flowing through my veins today
April 12, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Look out world I feel the audacity flowing through my veins today
I am fueled by spite, cold brew, and cliff bars.
March 14, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I am fueled by spite, cold brew, and cliff bars.
I have been working really hard lately someone please pat my head & tell me good job / that I look pretty
March 14, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I have been working really hard lately someone please pat my head & tell me good job / that I look pretty
Cool thing I did today - partnered with Jax Period Pantry! They work to provide free menstrual products and have these cute lil pantries set up all over Jacksonville. For burlesque bingo we’ll be donating a portion of our proceeds - my goal is to stock one of their pantries from this event!
March 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Cool thing I did today - partnered with Jax Period Pantry! They work to provide free menstrual products and have these cute lil pantries set up all over Jacksonville. For burlesque bingo we’ll be donating a portion of our proceeds - my goal is to stock one of their pantries from this event!
I set up an automation on my phone to say “Harder Please” every time I plug it in but now my charging port is broken, so while hooked up to my Bluetooth speaker on full blast Siri just yelled “Harder Please” 20 times in a row.
My poor neighbors 😅
My poor neighbors 😅
March 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I set up an automation on my phone to say “Harder Please” every time I plug it in but now my charging port is broken, so while hooked up to my Bluetooth speaker on full blast Siri just yelled “Harder Please” 20 times in a row.
My poor neighbors 😅
My poor neighbors 😅
I present to you - the burlesque pussy kite. Aka - the front panel of a panty. May she keep our bits in and prevent any flips or flops, Amen 🙏
February 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I present to you - the burlesque pussy kite. Aka - the front panel of a panty. May she keep our bits in and prevent any flips or flops, Amen 🙏
A few weeks ago my boyfriend asked for some “face lotion” I told him to help himself to one of three moisturizers in the bathroom. I rotate through them but there’s one I haven’t touched in awhile. opened it tonight and it’s been very obviously used by him
I think it’s adorable that he’s using it!
I think it’s adorable that he’s using it!
February 13, 2025 at 10:16 AM
A few weeks ago my boyfriend asked for some “face lotion” I told him to help himself to one of three moisturizers in the bathroom. I rotate through them but there’s one I haven’t touched in awhile. opened it tonight and it’s been very obviously used by him
I think it’s adorable that he’s using it!
I think it’s adorable that he’s using it!
I loved the halftime show. I’ve watched it so many times since. It was a really rad reminder to me of why I’ve always loved art. The symbolism, it was such a blatant protest of what’s been happening and currently is America.
Artist really show up when we need them most. Don’t give up. Keep creating
Artist really show up when we need them most. Don’t give up. Keep creating
February 12, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I loved the halftime show. I’ve watched it so many times since. It was a really rad reminder to me of why I’ve always loved art. The symbolism, it was such a blatant protest of what’s been happening and currently is America.
Artist really show up when we need them most. Don’t give up. Keep creating
Artist really show up when we need them most. Don’t give up. Keep creating