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Miss Parker
@missparkerpresents.bsky.social
✨Glitter Critter from the Sunshine State✨
Burlesque performer & Bartender from Jacksonville FL
Email missparkerpresents.prb@yahoo.com for booking inquires
Unofficially sponsored by Malort
I buy myself flowers regularly and for no reason so that I’m not impressed when someone’s son does it once a year and because they feel obligated.
August 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The voices in my head can be so, so mean. Gentle reminders to talk to myself better.
July 15, 2025 at 6:43 AM
He’s out talking to other girl’s and I’m trying not to cry at work.

Sick 🤘
June 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Douse me in 151 and throw some cinnamon on me - I’m ready to go.
May 18, 2025 at 5:05 AM
“Oh I love this song” hits different in a gay bar
May 12, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Cheetos, chocolate, bridgerton 💯
May 10, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Does anyone else feel like they’re getting dunked on right now? I feel like life is dunking my ass right now.

What I do know - is that life has dunked me into some deep waters before but I always figured it out. May not have been graceful, but I always ok.

This will pass, it’ll be alright.
May 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
The pure joy when you finally find a hair product & routine that works for your hair type 😌

Blessed be castor oil
May 6, 2025 at 1:22 PM
If you ever want a reality check on how lucky you are for the family & loved ones you have - go meet the family that abandoned you lololololololol
April 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I haven’t felt like I’ve had a comfortable space to rehearse in months. I’m bless with a pretty spacious costume room - but I feel really out of touch with moving my body. It’s also hurting A LOT more - my bones are angry.

I almost feel like I’m in a procrastination freeze with rehearsing
April 26, 2025 at 9:12 AM
I felt myself go, “ok I’m ready to start more burlesque again” and I booked myself for a couple shows. I then looked at my old ass costumes and said, naw, go lock yourself in your costume room for a few months.

I have one show in May, excited to take some time to polish up these costumes. ♥️
April 26, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Went to put on my cowboy boots and found them stuffed full of condoms.

I don’t know what past Sunny was up to but I’m glad she was safe about.

#rocknrollbaby
April 25, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Even Beyoncé has a butthole
April 24, 2025 at 9:07 AM
My body is closing the bar but my mind is floating down the Suwannee river
April 24, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I’m feeling very defeated today.
I just wanna go to the woods again
April 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
DEAR JACKSONVILLE - I put together a rad burlesque show for you and would love to see ya there! This Saturday live band burlesque at Underbelly! Tickets at www.blacksunshinebooking.com

🎉🎊🥂
April 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Look out world I feel the audacity flowing through my veins today
April 12, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I am fueled by spite, cold brew, and cliff bars.
March 14, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I have been working really hard lately someone please pat my head & tell me good job / that I look pretty
March 14, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Cool thing I did today - partnered with Jax Period Pantry! They work to provide free menstrual products and have these cute lil pantries set up all over Jacksonville. For burlesque bingo we’ll be donating a portion of our proceeds - my goal is to stock one of their pantries from this event!
March 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I set up an automation on my phone to say “Harder Please” every time I plug it in but now my charging port is broken, so while hooked up to my Bluetooth speaker on full blast Siri just yelled “Harder Please” 20 times in a row.

My poor neighbors 😅
March 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I present to you - the burlesque pussy kite. Aka - the front panel of a panty. May she keep our bits in and prevent any flips or flops, Amen 🙏
February 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
February 15, 2025 at 6:58 AM
A few weeks ago my boyfriend asked for some “face lotion” I told him to help himself to one of three moisturizers in the bathroom. I rotate through them but there’s one I haven’t touched in awhile. opened it tonight and it’s been very obviously used by him

I think it’s adorable that he’s using it!
February 13, 2025 at 10:16 AM
I loved the halftime show. I’ve watched it so many times since. It was a really rad reminder to me of why I’ve always loved art. The symbolism, it was such a blatant protest of what’s been happening and currently is America.

Artist really show up when we need them most. Don’t give up. Keep creating
February 12, 2025 at 11:26 AM