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Another week, another transcript of the Kyle and Jackie O show, witches.

We know these are hard to read but please do, if you can.

This is a thread and it’s the first of 5 posts in the thread.

#VileKyle
Pic of Kyle Sandilands talking with the text: "You sound like someone who might be tiling my bathroom, but here you are making potions!" (Kyle to caller Imran, astonished the man has invented a clever product since he has a non-English name and accent) - Kyle and Jackie Show, KiSFM, 19/11/24) Today, witches, we've not one but THREE transcripts or part-transcripts of the Kyle and Jackie O show to share. The first is from our first listen of the Adelaide "Hour of Power" 2 weeks ago. We want to know what content from the main show makes it to this shortened broadcast into every Australian state and territory ATM. We'll listen to Adelaide and Brisbane broadcasts every week (and others starting shortly), because witches want to know what's being heard and where so they can tell advertisers. The second is a shortened transcript from the main show recently. And the third is a full transcript from last week's show. Please read these so you understand the content broadcast. And send them to advertisers. This is tweet 1 of 5. Kyle and Jackie O "Hour of Power" Show, Adelaide, Wed, November 13th. All quotes Kyle unless otherwise stated. Information in brackets is where needed for context. Not all quotes verbatim but close. 6pm Segment "The blacks are always happy to tell us how! (Kyle, about dating, racist and derogatory) "She wants to bite a hole through your boxers" (Kyle, quoting another woman) "Did he want you to BLEEEEEP on him?" (Kyle, the missing word is pooh or shit or piss given the context of the conversation he's having with caller Leah, who's having an affair but the man wants her to do thines she doesn't want to) 6pm Segment "The blacks are always happy to tell us how! (Kyle, about dating, racist and derogatory) "She wants to bite a hole through your boxers" (Kyle, quoting another woman) "Did he want you to BLEEEEEP on him?" (Kyle, the missing word is pooh or shit or piss given the context of the conversation he's having with caller Leah, who's having an affair but the man wants her to do things she doesn't want to) "Fast forward to the good bit!" (Kyle, wanting to know more about Leah's affair) ... "Did the late night drive turn into car sex?" (Jackie".. "Where did the sex happen?" (Jackie) "The guy's in his seventies and can still get a hard-on!" (Kyle, about a caller who says he's been having an affair for more than 50 years) ... "Back when everyone was young and sweaty and filthy? Has it changed, or do ya think ah, it's Friday night I'd better throw the leg over?" (Kyle, talking to the caller in his seventies, disparagingly, the theme here is that being with the same woman for a long time is boring and awful and having sex while older is either impossible or awful) Kyle and Jackie O Show, KiiSFM, Mon, November 18th, 2024. All quotes are Kyle unless otherwise stated. Information in brackets is where needed for context. Not all quotes verbatim but close. 8.20am Segment: "She's had 2 failed marriages and everything!" (Kyle about Jackie, nastily) "I'd start by laying you on the bed naked with a blindfold on, kissing you, go slowly up the inside of your leg. Your hands are tied above your woulta in ice cube arousin your nipes agatus my tongue on you till you orgasmed. BLEEEEEEEEEP." (Caller Geoffrey, 62, who attended Jackie's book signing a couple of days earlier, describing "I'd start by laying you on the bed naked with a blindfold on, kissing you, go slowly up the inside of your leg. Your hands are tied above your head with a silk scarf. I'm kissing you up one leg and down the other. I would rub an ice cube around your nipples, and use my tongue on you till you orgasmed. BLEEEEEEEEEP." (Caller Geoffrey, 62, who written down in a letter at her book signing: this whole call was incredibly disturbing, creepy and stalkerish) "She can get pretty fat though, ya gotta keep that in mind! She was Jenny Craig fat, but now she's a weapon" (Kyle to Geoffrey, pointing out Jackie might get fat so might not be a good choice of partner)... "Did ya get wet when he read that, Jackie?" (Kyle about Geoffrey's fantasy) ... "It's been on my computer for a while" (Geoffrey about the fantasy he read out on air after being praised for writing it) ... "Would you rather an unsolicited letter like this or a dick pic?" (A male KiiSFM employee to Jackie) ... "What are ya gonna offer Geoffrey? Why not sex?" (Kyle to Jackie) 9am Segment: Give Away (Long segment about helping out a disadvantaged family, of interest because though it was great to help the family the whole segment was a 20-minute live read for Koala. This company previously pulled out of advertising so we believe this segment was planned as a way to get them back on board (they're now regular advertisers again. It included embarrassing suck-up descriptions of the furniture by Kyle, including how much his mum loves it.) #VileKyle
November 25, 2024 at 4:25 AM
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georgetakei.bsky.social
I heard that Andrew Tate tried to come stretch his awkward wings here and got banned in just one day.

Sorry, hate has no home here. Stay in the bad place, thanks.
November 20, 2024 at 3:29 PM
missblueblue.bsky.social
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 💙📚
#BookSky
#Books
#BookChallenge
November 21, 2024 at 6:26 AM
missblueblue.bsky.social
Never underestimate the communities need for third spaces! #ThirdSpaces
thisone0verhere.bsky.social Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · Nov 19
Yes, libraries are invaluable for their collections and public services they offer, but also social contact without the expectation to interact with anyone or spend any money is so important to so many people
November 20, 2024 at 10:37 PM
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#BlueSky
November 20, 2024 at 10:30 PM
missblueblue.bsky.social
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 💙📚
#BookSky
#Books
#BookChallenge
November 20, 2024 at 4:21 AM
missblueblue.bsky.social
I find I have nothing witty to say today, so here is a photo of my dog eating watermelon. Enjoy.
November 20, 2024 at 4:18 AM
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Just thought of this and it is happening
November 17, 2024 at 6:06 PM
missblueblue.bsky.social
Excited for an Australian summer? Not as excited as Iggy!
November 18, 2024 at 10:37 PM
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daily reminder to support your local library, even if that’s just by checking out ebooks! 📚
November 17, 2024 at 1:04 PM
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lanechanged.bsky.social
Nine out of ten Amazon addictions can prob be traced back to the Scholastic Book Fair.
November 18, 2024 at 5:34 AM