Ashley Casperite
missalwayswrite.bsky.social
Ashley Casperite
@missalwayswrite.bsky.social
I’m always writing something.
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Sorry to sound so dramatic. All artists are hurting now, including this one. Please share even if you can’t support. #puppets #puppetbuilding #smallbusiness #sale #artist
November 7, 2025 at 3:48 PM
There’s a song on #tloas called “The Fate of Ophelia” and still, honestly, the one Shakespeare would like the most is the one full of 🪵 jokes
October 3, 2025 at 6:10 PM
The number of times I’ve thought about Andrea Swift’s sensibilities tonight 😂

#thelifeofashowgirl
October 3, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Pizza John would make a great gap filler tattoo.

This occurred to me while he was staring at me from the side of a tumbling tower.

Surely someone needs a gap filler this #pizzamas 🍕
October 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Those theatre boys really know how to give elbow — just look at him 💪🏻
My Tonight Show set is live
September 13, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Genuinely obsessed with the color grading on #UnknownNumber
September 12, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Everyone on Bluesky is poised like we're waiting for the DVD logo to hit the corner of the screen
August 30, 2025 at 2:54 AM
It’s all about when your pet sighs and puts their head down on you.
August 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
When you catch a typo immediately after submitting the most recent draft of your screenplay for the next round of judging…

But you remind yourself it made it this far with worse typos you just fixed with this submission, so
elsa from frozen is dancing in the dark and saying `` let it go , let it go '' .
Alt: elsa from frozen is dancing and singing `` let it go , let it go ''
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August 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM
When Taylor Swift says “give me 16 months” and you check the calendar and realize that’s December 2026
a cheerleader is yawning while sitting in a car and saying `` i 'm tired '' .
ALT: a cheerleader is yawning while sitting in a car and saying `` i 'm tired '' .
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August 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I love the Finch self-care pet, but all the micropets I’ve hatched are non-corporeal 👻 ⭐️ 💧

Help me get a cow by joining me on the app 🐮 (it’s free)

Tap this link or use my friend code 8ZP2XSDTK14 for a llama friend named Oatmeal (or DM me for other options 🤗)

app.befinch.com/invite_v4/oPyL
June 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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June 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Does anyone else keep reading “the MAHA report” like this or just me?
a person wearing a blue hat and glasses stands in front of a sign that says mah hah
Alt: Amanda Bynes aggressively saying MAH HAH
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May 31, 2025 at 4:38 PM
My dog and I are both sick today.

Hanging out in the dark at midday.
May 30, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I’m excited to share a new project I’ve been working on in my 5-9:

✨ Hyperfixate with Me ✨
a YouTube series powered by ADHD, algorithms, curated playlists — and a suspiciously caffeinated puppet.

#adhd #youtube
May 30, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The biggest indicator to me right now that someone used AI to do their post?
It’s not the em dashes.
It’s this — the baby line breaks.

Where did regular line breaks go and can we please have them back?
May 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Ran a draft of my educational YouTube series script through ChatGPT for feedback and got back maybe the best compliment ever?

Cc’ing @hankgreen.bsky.social
May 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I love it when the #Survivor editors take risks, but I also loved that I could say “wtf was that edit during tribal?” to my manager this morning and he knew exactly what I meant.
May 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
My occupational therapist says my “extensive” wrist injury is usually from bad car crashes or falls, not crochet
a group of cartoon characters standing next to each other with the words i 'm special
Alt: Ralph from The Simpsons: “I’m special!”
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May 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
THIS IS INSPIRED ✨
IT'S OUT NOW!!!
There's a new episode of Smartypants out now on @dropout.tv - with guest speakers Hank Green, Paul Robalino, and Lorena Russi!

#Smartypants
May 2, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Is the first person on the registry Elon Musk?
Party of “small government” they said
April 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Shoutout to RFK Jr for letting me know I could check the “autistic” box on my tax forms.
April 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Guys, I love all of you, but the answer to RFK, Jr. is not that autistic adults hold jobs, pay taxes, and get laid, it's that everyone deserves to live even if they can't work, pay taxes, or get laid.
April 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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"i never see you at the club" okay, well i never see you at blackbeard's bar and grill and other delicacies and delights and fishing equipment (gift shop out back)
April 17, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Life is too short to finish bad books! #TeamDNF
Who told you that you have to finish every book you start?
April 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM