Misha Luxure
@mishaunplugged.bsky.social
#Historian 🌎 | #Gamer 🎮 | Unabashed #Liberal 🫏 | #MtF 🏳️⚧️| Pronouns: She/Her 🙋♀️ | #BlackLivesMatter ✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽| #TST 😈| #Polyamorous ❤️♾️ | #Pansexual 🏳️🌈 | #Brat
Compliance is death, don't let fascists win.
January 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Compliance is death, don't let fascists win.
If you’re on EBT, you have my deepest sympathy for what is happening. Fuck Trump.
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Republican SNAP Proposals Could Take Food Away From Millions of Low-Income Individuals and Families | Center on Budget and Policy Priorities
Prominent Republican lawmakers and conservative think tanks have proposed cuts and other harmful policy changes to the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program that could gain traction in Congress th...
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January 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM
If you’re on EBT, you have my deepest sympathy for what is happening. Fuck Trump.
www.cbpp.org/research/foo...
www.cbpp.org/research/foo...
The “Fuck it, we ball,” inside of us needs to burn brighter than the “Fuck this shit, I’m out,” inside us.
January 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
The “Fuck it, we ball,” inside of us needs to burn brighter than the “Fuck this shit, I’m out,” inside us.
>Be me.
>Get annoyed about the TikTok ban.
>Attempt to doom scroll.
>"Fuck."
>Get annoyed about the TikTok ban.
>Attempt to doom scroll.
>"Fuck."
January 19, 2025 at 5:25 AM
>Be me.
>Get annoyed about the TikTok ban.
>Attempt to doom scroll.
>"Fuck."
>Get annoyed about the TikTok ban.
>Attempt to doom scroll.
>"Fuck."
Clerk at the corner store:
“Do you want a bag?”
Me:
“No, none of my dates are that ugly.”
“Do you want a bag?”
Me:
“No, none of my dates are that ugly.”
January 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Clerk at the corner store:
“Do you want a bag?”
Me:
“No, none of my dates are that ugly.”
“Do you want a bag?”
Me:
“No, none of my dates are that ugly.”
Random thought from your favorite random THOT:
MILF, it does your body good.
MILF, it does your body good.
January 18, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Random thought from your favorite random THOT:
MILF, it does your body good.
MILF, it does your body good.
Random thought from your favorite random THOT:
Why do hotdogs come in packages of 12 when only 10 fit in my ass?
Why do hotdogs come in packages of 12 when only 10 fit in my ass?
January 18, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Random thought from your favorite random THOT:
Why do hotdogs come in packages of 12 when only 10 fit in my ass?
Why do hotdogs come in packages of 12 when only 10 fit in my ass?
A poem, untitled, by me:
Swiggity swooty, I’m bored at work and wanna see your booty.
Swiggity swooty, I’m bored at work and wanna see your booty.
January 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
A poem, untitled, by me:
Swiggity swooty, I’m bored at work and wanna see your booty.
Swiggity swooty, I’m bored at work and wanna see your booty.
I’m not wife material or girlfriend material, I’m grippy sock hotel material.
January 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I’m not wife material or girlfriend material, I’m grippy sock hotel material.
Dear Conservatives,
We add new genders every time you complain.
Love,
Me
We add new genders every time you complain.
Love,
Me
January 13, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Dear Conservatives,
We add new genders every time you complain.
Love,
Me
We add new genders every time you complain.
Love,
Me
Last night was fucking dumb. I was stuck at work, bored, and looking cute… and nobody called me a good girl! This is bullshit. #selfie #transwoman #transgirl #sfw #sfwselfie #workselfie #trans #collar #lgbtq #lgbt
January 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Last night was fucking dumb. I was stuck at work, bored, and looking cute… and nobody called me a good girl! This is bullshit. #selfie #transwoman #transgirl #sfw #sfwselfie #workselfie #trans #collar #lgbtq #lgbt
This is one of those IYKYK things, but Mr. Pierre just made my night. 🖤💖
January 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
This is one of those IYKYK things, but Mr. Pierre just made my night. 🖤💖
So, I created an X account to ask Grok some questions, then I got banned. XD
December 30, 2024 at 5:10 AM
So, I created an X account to ask Grok some questions, then I got banned. XD
If you have a man, tell him I said shut up.
December 29, 2024 at 9:21 PM
If you have a man, tell him I said shut up.
Random thought from your favorite random THOT:
So, let me get this straight. There is…
Locktober
No Nut November
Destroy Dick December
and nothing for January? Damn.
So, let me get this straight. There is…
Locktober
No Nut November
Destroy Dick December
and nothing for January? Damn.
December 29, 2024 at 2:28 AM
Random thought from your favorite random THOT:
So, let me get this straight. There is…
Locktober
No Nut November
Destroy Dick December
and nothing for January? Damn.
So, let me get this straight. There is…
Locktober
No Nut November
Destroy Dick December
and nothing for January? Damn.
Just a friendly reminder, if you’ve played with yourself thinking of me, you owe me a like/repost.
December 28, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Just a friendly reminder, if you’ve played with yourself thinking of me, you owe me a like/repost.
I was joking when I suggested this, but I just #Dommed a #Submissive into buying me #furniture. I did not expect my day to take this turn. #bdsm #femdom #findom
December 28, 2024 at 12:59 AM
I was joking when I suggested this, but I just #Dommed a #Submissive into buying me #furniture. I did not expect my day to take this turn. #bdsm #femdom #findom
I had someone suggest I look into Domming professionally. Um… Ngl it’s looking better than my current job. #domme #dominatrix #bdsm #kink #fetish #submissive #swer #sexwork #sexworker #sexworkisrealwork
December 26, 2024 at 11:11 PM
I had someone suggest I look into Domming professionally. Um… Ngl it’s looking better than my current job. #domme #dominatrix #bdsm #kink #fetish #submissive #swer #sexwork #sexworker #sexworkisrealwork
Fuuuuuuck.
I mentioned tonight that I don’t really celebrate #Christmas. I got asked if I’m #pagan. I heard “peggin’”. Like, if I’m into #pegging. Awkward….
I mentioned tonight that I don’t really celebrate #Christmas. I got asked if I’m #pagan. I heard “peggin’”. Like, if I’m into #pegging. Awkward….
December 25, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Fuuuuuuck.
I mentioned tonight that I don’t really celebrate #Christmas. I got asked if I’m #pagan. I heard “peggin’”. Like, if I’m into #pegging. Awkward….
I mentioned tonight that I don’t really celebrate #Christmas. I got asked if I’m #pagan. I heard “peggin’”. Like, if I’m into #pegging. Awkward….
Did you ever notice how women’s shampoo is marketed like, “Milk and honey infused to leave your hair full bodied, luxurious, and gently cleaned like nature intended.”
But, men’s shampoo is like, “5-in-1! Shampoo, body wash, engine degreaser, insect repellent, and lighter fluid! It’ll get ya laid!”
But, men’s shampoo is like, “5-in-1! Shampoo, body wash, engine degreaser, insect repellent, and lighter fluid! It’ll get ya laid!”
December 24, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Did you ever notice how women’s shampoo is marketed like, “Milk and honey infused to leave your hair full bodied, luxurious, and gently cleaned like nature intended.”
But, men’s shampoo is like, “5-in-1! Shampoo, body wash, engine degreaser, insect repellent, and lighter fluid! It’ll get ya laid!”
But, men’s shampoo is like, “5-in-1! Shampoo, body wash, engine degreaser, insect repellent, and lighter fluid! It’ll get ya laid!”
Most of my customers are Trump supporting Boomers. I’m going to start randomly playing the #Grindr notification sound at work just to see how many check their phones. 😈
December 17, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Most of my customers are Trump supporting Boomers. I’m going to start randomly playing the #Grindr notification sound at work just to see how many check their phones. 😈
The primary reason I avoid fist fights:
If someone pulls my hair in a fight, I’m afraid I’ll orgasm.
If someone pulls my hair in a fight, I’m afraid I’ll orgasm.
December 16, 2024 at 10:37 PM
The primary reason I avoid fist fights:
If someone pulls my hair in a fight, I’m afraid I’ll orgasm.
If someone pulls my hair in a fight, I’m afraid I’ll orgasm.
Random thought from your favorite random THOT:
So, it’s cool when ballets advertise The Nutcracker, but I get weird looks for telling a guy he should have CBT?
So, it’s cool when ballets advertise The Nutcracker, but I get weird looks for telling a guy he should have CBT?
December 16, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Random thought from your favorite random THOT:
So, it’s cool when ballets advertise The Nutcracker, but I get weird looks for telling a guy he should have CBT?
So, it’s cool when ballets advertise The Nutcracker, but I get weird looks for telling a guy he should have CBT?
Ancestors, hear my plea.
Send me a partner with a big booty;
so that we can crush the patriarchy.
Send me a partner with a big booty;
so that we can crush the patriarchy.
December 16, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Ancestors, hear my plea.
Send me a partner with a big booty;
so that we can crush the patriarchy.
Send me a partner with a big booty;
so that we can crush the patriarchy.