Minerva Jayne
@minervajayne.bsky.social
Blonde Bombshell • Zaftig • Columnist • Entertainer • Aggressively Feminine • Fun at Parties • Scorpio • Voluptuary • Lover Girl • 🥀
Wherever I hang my hair is home! 💖
June 19, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Wherever I hang my hair is home! 💖
I never really appreciated the convenience and satisfaction of a burn barrel when I lived in the country. Now that I live in the city, I miss it. I crave it.
a woman in a white dress is standing in front of a car that is on fire .
ALT: a woman in a white dress is standing in front of a car that is on fire .
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June 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I never really appreciated the convenience and satisfaction of a burn barrel when I lived in the country. Now that I live in the city, I miss it. I crave it.
Every platform is so inundated with doom, gloom, calamity, fear, and outrage (not saying it isn’t valid) that if you see me liking people’s spicy content openly, I don’t care anymore. Raise your eyebrows, gasp, and deal with it. 🤷🏼♀️🤣🔥 #Shameless #ShameFree
June 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Every platform is so inundated with doom, gloom, calamity, fear, and outrage (not saying it isn’t valid) that if you see me liking people’s spicy content openly, I don’t care anymore. Raise your eyebrows, gasp, and deal with it. 🤷🏼♀️🤣🔥 #Shameless #ShameFree
May 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Jack White looks AMAZING!
May 3, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Jack White looks AMAZING!
Listen, people have sat on my face longer than Katy Perry was “in space” & it did more for national morale than whatever she attempted.
April 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Listen, people have sat on my face longer than Katy Perry was “in space” & it did more for national morale than whatever she attempted.
• Eau d’•
Springtime, nighttime breeze
Puffs through the Bradford Pear trees
Ah! I should call him.
- Minerva Jayne
Springtime, nighttime breeze
Puffs through the Bradford Pear trees
Ah! I should call him.
- Minerva Jayne
April 13, 2025 at 6:23 AM
• Eau d’•
Springtime, nighttime breeze
Puffs through the Bradford Pear trees
Ah! I should call him.
- Minerva Jayne
Springtime, nighttime breeze
Puffs through the Bradford Pear trees
Ah! I should call him.
- Minerva Jayne
🎶 I beg your partin’, I never promised you a rose garden🎶
Throwback Thursday to this snappy and snazzy little hair do! Just a busy gal on the go! Just part it and depart! Mmmm mmmm mmmmm! Style! Sophistication! 🥰 #TBT #ThrowbackThursday
Throwback Thursday to this snappy and snazzy little hair do! Just a busy gal on the go! Just part it and depart! Mmmm mmmm mmmmm! Style! Sophistication! 🥰 #TBT #ThrowbackThursday
March 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
🎶 I beg your partin’, I never promised you a rose garden🎶
Throwback Thursday to this snappy and snazzy little hair do! Just a busy gal on the go! Just part it and depart! Mmmm mmmm mmmmm! Style! Sophistication! 🥰 #TBT #ThrowbackThursday
Throwback Thursday to this snappy and snazzy little hair do! Just a busy gal on the go! Just part it and depart! Mmmm mmmm mmmmm! Style! Sophistication! 🥰 #TBT #ThrowbackThursday
“Beware the Ides of March!” So you better “Eat you some bootay,” or whatever Caesar said while he was tossing his famous salad. 🥗
March 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
“Beware the Ides of March!” So you better “Eat you some bootay,” or whatever Caesar said while he was tossing his famous salad. 🥗
Happy Monday! 💋
Lipstick: Dolly Beauty in Jolene Red
Lipstick: Dolly Beauty in Jolene Red
March 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Happy Monday! 💋
Lipstick: Dolly Beauty in Jolene Red
Lipstick: Dolly Beauty in Jolene Red
Soup or Bowl? Well that’s a dumb question. Obviously both. My soup has to go in something and it should be a bowl! Get out of here with that nonsense.
dolly parton is smiling and looking at the camera while wearing a gold dress and earrings .
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February 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Soup or Bowl? Well that’s a dumb question. Obviously both. My soup has to go in something and it should be a bowl! Get out of here with that nonsense.
Golden hour and the perfect, jammy egg.
January 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Golden hour and the perfect, jammy egg.
I see that In-N-Out is offering free meals to the California firefighters. Haven’t they been through ENOUGH?! Insult to injury! They deserve BETTER!
a close up of a woman 's face with a serious expression .
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January 11, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I see that In-N-Out is offering free meals to the California firefighters. Haven’t they been through ENOUGH?! Insult to injury! They deserve BETTER!
The truth of the matter is, this Christmas isn’t nearly as wonderful as last year. I miss last year. I miss what was. It was the best Christmas that I can remember having. Nothing at all is the same now.
December 26, 2024 at 2:44 AM
The truth of the matter is, this Christmas isn’t nearly as wonderful as last year. I miss last year. I miss what was. It was the best Christmas that I can remember having. Nothing at all is the same now.
Wishing everyone a Holiday Season that is Out of this World! 💋
December 24, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Wishing everyone a Holiday Season that is Out of this World! 💋
I found this picture from some time earlier this year when I was just playing around in my makeup and finery. No event or occasion. Just messing around.
December 22, 2024 at 7:09 PM
I found this picture from some time earlier this year when I was just playing around in my makeup and finery. No event or occasion. Just messing around.
Beautiful flowers on a beautiful grey day. Happy Birthday to me.
November 21, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Beautiful flowers on a beautiful grey day. Happy Birthday to me.
Ok Tyson, all CAKED UP! I want to take a bite out of his “rhymes with ear.” 🎂
a woman is blowing out a candle on a birthday cake
ALT: a woman is blowing out a candle on a birthday cake
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November 16, 2024 at 5:41 AM
Ok Tyson, all CAKED UP! I want to take a bite out of his “rhymes with ear.” 🎂
Why is Cicely Tyson fighting RuPaul tonight? I thought Cicely Tyson was dead? 🤔
November 16, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Why is Cicely Tyson fighting RuPaul tonight? I thought Cicely Tyson was dead? 🤔
I exist on this platform but not sure how to use it yet. Hello everyone!
November 14, 2024 at 10:56 PM
I exist on this platform but not sure how to use it yet. Hello everyone!