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Minerva Jayne
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Blonde Bombshell • Zaftig • Columnist • Entertainer • Aggressively Feminine • Fun at Parties • Scorpio • Voluptuary • Lover Girl • 🥀
Wherever I hang my hair is home! 💖
June 19, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Dads. Pfffft. #FathersDay
June 15, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I never really appreciated the convenience and satisfaction of a burn barrel when I lived in the country. Now that I live in the city, I miss it. I crave it.
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June 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Every platform is so inundated with doom, gloom, calamity, fear, and outrage (not saying it isn’t valid) that if you see me liking people’s spicy content openly, I don’t care anymore. Raise your eyebrows, gasp, and deal with it. 🤷🏼‍♀️🤣🔥 #Shameless #ShameFree
June 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
May 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Jack White looks AMAZING!
May 3, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Listen, people have sat on my face longer than Katy Perry was “in space” & it did more for national morale than whatever she attempted.
April 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
• Eau d’•

Springtime, nighttime breeze
Puffs through the Bradford Pear trees
Ah! I should call him.

- Minerva Jayne
April 13, 2025 at 6:23 AM
🎶 I beg your partin’, I never promised you a rose garden🎶

Throwback Thursday to this snappy and snazzy little hair do! Just a busy gal on the go! Just part it and depart! Mmmm mmmm mmmmm! Style! Sophistication! 🥰 #TBT #ThrowbackThursday
March 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
“Beware the Ides of March!” So you better “Eat you some bootay,” or whatever Caesar said while he was tossing his famous salad. 🥗
March 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Happy Monday! 💋

Lipstick: Dolly Beauty in Jolene Red
March 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Soup or Bowl? Well that’s a dumb question. Obviously both. My soup has to go in something and it should be a bowl! Get out of here with that nonsense.
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February 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Golden hour and the perfect, jammy egg.
January 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I see that In-N-Out is offering free meals to the California firefighters. Haven’t they been through ENOUGH?! Insult to injury! They deserve BETTER!
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January 11, 2025 at 7:35 AM
The truth of the matter is, this Christmas isn’t nearly as wonderful as last year. I miss last year. I miss what was. It was the best Christmas that I can remember having. Nothing at all is the same now.
December 26, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Wishing everyone a Holiday Season that is Out of this World! 💋
December 24, 2024 at 10:32 PM
I found this picture from some time earlier this year when I was just playing around in my makeup and finery. No event or occasion. Just messing around.
December 22, 2024 at 7:09 PM
Beautiful flowers on a beautiful grey day. Happy Birthday to me.
November 21, 2024 at 12:14 AM
November 17, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Ok Tyson, all CAKED UP! I want to take a bite out of his “rhymes with ear.” 🎂
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November 16, 2024 at 5:41 AM
Why is Cicely Tyson fighting RuPaul tonight? I thought Cicely Tyson was dead? 🤔
November 16, 2024 at 1:23 AM
I exist on this platform but not sure how to use it yet. Hello everyone!
November 14, 2024 at 10:56 PM