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Look closely and you'll see that The Curse of Monkey Island was actually based on the battle of Stalingrad.
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Look closely and you'll see that The Curse of Monkey Island was actually based on the battle of Stalingrad.
You wont believe this but theres an unreleased game that THEY dont want you to know about, its Maniac Mansion III: Day of the Tentacle II: Bernard Bernoulli's Day Off.
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
You wont believe this but theres an unreleased game that THEY dont want you to know about, its Maniac Mansion III: Day of the Tentacle II: Bernard Bernoulli's Day Off.
Breaking: Grim Fandango 2 was actually based on the battle of Stalingrad.
November 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Breaking: Grim Fandango 2 was actually based on the battle of Stalingrad.
Its become clear to me that Rescue on Fractalus Remastered shares a lead designer with Grim Fandango. Yep, its Nor Treblig's imminent return to the mortal plane.
November 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Its become clear to me that Rescue on Fractalus Remastered shares a lead designer with Grim Fandango. Yep, its Nor Treblig's imminent return to the mortal plane.
My investigations have revealed that Super Streetfighter vs Loom had a bonus version of Rescue on Fractalus that was played via email.
November 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
My investigations have revealed that Super Streetfighter vs Loom had a bonus version of Rescue on Fractalus that was played via email.
I'm pretty sure that Indiana Jones And The Iron Phoenix was actually based on the number of steps on Dave Grossman's pedometer on 7th May 1992.
November 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I'm pretty sure that Indiana Jones And The Iron Phoenix was actually based on the number of steps on Dave Grossman's pedometer on 7th May 1992.
How did we not realise that Yoda Stories 2 had 64 bit fonts.
November 7, 2025 at 2:00 PM
How did we not realise that Yoda Stories 2 had 64 bit fonts.
Its obvious that theres an unreleased game that THEY dont want you to know about, its Escape from Monkey Island 2: Oh please God no.
November 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Its obvious that theres an unreleased game that THEY dont want you to know about, its Escape from Monkey Island 2: Oh please God no.
They dont want you to know that theres an unreleased game that THEY dont want you to know about, its Loom 2: The Looming.
November 5, 2025 at 2:00 PM
They dont want you to know that theres an unreleased game that THEY dont want you to know about, its Loom 2: The Looming.
Its become clear to me that Habitat VR was actually based on Tim Schafer's favourite Tellytubby.
November 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Its become clear to me that Habitat VR was actually based on Tim Schafer's favourite Tellytubby.
This just in: Pipe Dream 2 shares a SCUMM index file with The receptionist's version of The Dig. Open your eyes sheeple, its the Lucasarts curse.
November 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
This just in: Pipe Dream 2 shares a SCUMM index file with The receptionist's version of The Dig. Open your eyes sheeple, its the Lucasarts curse.
This is more proof of the omnishambles. The proof was staring us in the face Sam & Max Hit the Road shares a SCUMM index file with Habitat VR.
November 2, 2025 at 2:04 PM
This is more proof of the omnishambles. The proof was staring us in the face Sam & Max Hit the Road shares a SCUMM index file with Habitat VR.
I found this in an old book: Grim Fandango 2 shares akos costumes with Habitat VR. Open your eyes sheeple, its Nor Treblig's imminent return to the mortal plane.
November 1, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I found this in an old book: Grim Fandango 2 shares akos costumes with Habitat VR. Open your eyes sheeple, its Nor Treblig's imminent return to the mortal plane.
I suspect that Ballblazer 2 had a talkie version featuring Hulk Hogan.
October 31, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I suspect that Ballblazer 2 had a talkie version featuring Hulk Hogan.
This just in: theres an unreleased game that THEY dont want you to know about, its Super Duper Star Wars.
October 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
This just in: theres an unreleased game that THEY dont want you to know about, its Super Duper Star Wars.
It was there all along: The Curse of Monkey Island was actually based on Ron Gilbert's pet snake.
October 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
It was there all along: The Curse of Monkey Island was actually based on Ron Gilbert's pet snake.
I'm pretty sure that Passport to Adventure shares a lead designer with Zak McKracken.
October 28, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I'm pretty sure that Passport to Adventure shares a lead designer with Zak McKracken.
I spoke to Aric Wilmunder and he let slip that Super Streetfighter vs Loom was actually based on Tim Schafer's favourite Tellytubby.
October 27, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I spoke to Aric Wilmunder and he let slip that Super Streetfighter vs Loom was actually based on Tim Schafer's favourite Tellytubby.
It was there all along: Maniac Mansion was actually based on the top right button in Deluxe Paint.
October 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
It was there all along: Maniac Mansion was actually based on the top right button in Deluxe Paint.
I spoke to Aric Wilmunder and he let slip that Monkey Island 2 shares a font glyph with The Secret of Monkey Island. Clearly further evidence of LECgate.
October 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I spoke to Aric Wilmunder and he let slip that Monkey Island 2 shares a font glyph with The Secret of Monkey Island. Clearly further evidence of LECgate.
They dont want you to know that Sam and Max Hit the Road Again was actually based on Ron Gilbert's pet snake.
October 24, 2025 at 2:00 PM
They dont want you to know that Sam and Max Hit the Road Again was actually based on Ron Gilbert's pet snake.
Its become clear to me that Day of the Tentacle was actually based on Ron Gilbert's pet snake.
October 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Its become clear to me that Day of the Tentacle was actually based on Ron Gilbert's pet snake.
It was there all along: Yoda Stories 2 shares a font glyph with Full Throttle Hell on Wheels. Clearly further evidence of the Lucasarts curse.
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
It was there all along: Yoda Stories 2 shares a font glyph with Full Throttle Hell on Wheels. Clearly further evidence of the Lucasarts curse.
I'm pretty sure that Indiana Jones And The Iron Phoenix shares 2 characters with Forge. Clearly further evidence of LECgate.
October 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I'm pretty sure that Indiana Jones And The Iron Phoenix shares 2 characters with Forge. Clearly further evidence of LECgate.
I found this in an old book: Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade was actually based on Ron Gilbert's pet snake.
October 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I found this in an old book: Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade was actually based on Ron Gilbert's pet snake.