Richard Jeter
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Richard Jeter
@milestogo13.bsky.social
· Jan 27
Richard Jeter | Substack
A writer looking for somewhere to write.
substack.com
This is my Substack. I have no idea what I'm doing with it, but it's where my long form non-fiction is about to start living
Think of it as the rebirth of my Live Journal. With significantly less whining.
...marginally less whining.
...look, I make no promises, okay?
substack.com/@richardjete...
Think of it as the rebirth of my Live Journal. With significantly less whining.
...marginally less whining.
...look, I make no promises, okay?
substack.com/@richardjete...
Are any of my fellow Gen X/geriatric millennials extra particular about vacuum cord discipline because of The Brave Little Toaster?
May 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Are any of my fellow Gen X/geriatric millennials extra particular about vacuum cord discipline because of The Brave Little Toaster?
April 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
A "Get Ready With Me" video but it's just half an hour of me, still in bed, staring at the ceiling and sighing heavily before finally saying "Let's get this bread" under my breath and stumbling out of frame.
April 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
A "Get Ready With Me" video but it's just half an hour of me, still in bed, staring at the ceiling and sighing heavily before finally saying "Let's get this bread" under my breath and stumbling out of frame.
Elon Musk tried to livestream Path of Exile 2 from his private jet to prove he's actually a l33t gamer who doesn't pay people to boost his online characters, then proceeded to die to the tutorial boss four times before ending the stream abruptly.
He's like a pizza cutter. All edge, no point.
He's like a pizza cutter. All edge, no point.
April 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Elon Musk tried to livestream Path of Exile 2 from his private jet to prove he's actually a l33t gamer who doesn't pay people to boost his online characters, then proceeded to die to the tutorial boss four times before ending the stream abruptly.
He's like a pizza cutter. All edge, no point.
He's like a pizza cutter. All edge, no point.
Why are we putting tariffs on penguins when their ambassador clearly would have worn a suit to the White House?
April 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Why are we putting tariffs on penguins when their ambassador clearly would have worn a suit to the White House?
Persona 5 is just horny Psychonauts.
April 3, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Persona 5 is just horny Psychonauts.
My biggest problem with corporate accounts on April Fools Day is that some of these ideas legitimately whip ass and I wish they were this creative in their actual products.
April 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
My biggest problem with corporate accounts on April Fools Day is that some of these ideas legitimately whip ass and I wish they were this creative in their actual products.
I got so burnt out on Star Wars shovelware that I slept on Andor.
That was a fundamental mistake.
That was a fundamental mistake.
March 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I got so burnt out on Star Wars shovelware that I slept on Andor.
That was a fundamental mistake.
That was a fundamental mistake.
Welp, federal funding cuts and needless clawbacks to medical research grants just sunk the project I've spent the last two years of my life working on and put my whole job in limbo, so...great job guys! So much winning.
Enjoy your measles. Oh, sorry, your freedom freckles.
Enjoy your measles. Oh, sorry, your freedom freckles.
March 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Welp, federal funding cuts and needless clawbacks to medical research grants just sunk the project I've spent the last two years of my life working on and put my whole job in limbo, so...great job guys! So much winning.
Enjoy your measles. Oh, sorry, your freedom freckles.
Enjoy your measles. Oh, sorry, your freedom freckles.
I've been getting the craziest spam texts since this administration took office, like fake toll charges or attempts to collect non-existent parking fees or plans to invade Yemen, it's just ridiculous.
March 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I've been getting the craziest spam texts since this administration took office, like fake toll charges or attempts to collect non-existent parking fees or plans to invade Yemen, it's just ridiculous.
Sometimes, alone at my desk, I will sing the Doom Song from Invader Zim.
March 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Sometimes, alone at my desk, I will sing the Doom Song from Invader Zim.
Just remember, fireball can be a level 1 spell with some alcohol, a rag, and the right attitude.
March 13, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Just remember, fireball can be a level 1 spell with some alcohol, a rag, and the right attitude.
Literally every tribute I see to Gene Hackman is like, "I loved Gene. One time on the set he tore my script up in front of me, soaked it in gasoline, and inserted it into my rectum while screaming 'VROOM VROOM, MOTHERF*CKER! YOU MAKE A BETTER CAR THAN AN ACTOR!' I learned so much from him."
March 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Literally every tribute I see to Gene Hackman is like, "I loved Gene. One time on the set he tore my script up in front of me, soaked it in gasoline, and inserted it into my rectum while screaming 'VROOM VROOM, MOTHERF*CKER! YOU MAKE A BETTER CAR THAN AN ACTOR!' I learned so much from him."
Going forward I will only be referring to the Muskrat as PayPalpatine. I will not be taking questions at this time.
February 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Going forward I will only be referring to the Muskrat as PayPalpatine. I will not be taking questions at this time.
Reposted by Richard Jeter
Just cuz…👇
February 23, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Just cuz…👇
Reposted by Richard Jeter
Reposted by Richard Jeter
REMEMBER: THIS Friday, February 28. NOT 1 PENNY SPENT. We can DO this. I'm IN, are YOU?
February 23, 2025 at 1:06 PM
REMEMBER: THIS Friday, February 28. NOT 1 PENNY SPENT. We can DO this. I'm IN, are YOU?
Millennials aren't even getting to have their own midlife crises. We got to midlife and the crisis is literally every goddamn thing.
Boomers: "I'm gonna buy a sports car and cheat on my wife with a college student!"
Millennials: *peeks over the barricade to see if the Molotov hit anything*
Boomers: "I'm gonna buy a sports car and cheat on my wife with a college student!"
Millennials: *peeks over the barricade to see if the Molotov hit anything*
February 19, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Millennials aren't even getting to have their own midlife crises. We got to midlife and the crisis is literally every goddamn thing.
Boomers: "I'm gonna buy a sports car and cheat on my wife with a college student!"
Millennials: *peeks over the barricade to see if the Molotov hit anything*
Boomers: "I'm gonna buy a sports car and cheat on my wife with a college student!"
Millennials: *peeks over the barricade to see if the Molotov hit anything*
It's like being in the third age of Middle Earth, except your parents are trying to tell you that Sauron really has some good ideas if you'd just look past all the Gondor propaganda.
February 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
It's like being in the third age of Middle Earth, except your parents are trying to tell you that Sauron really has some good ideas if you'd just look past all the Gondor propaganda.
I would just like to reaffirm for you that, because Every. Last. Piece. of this agenda was publicly available before the election, you are complicit in everything that follows. Have a great day!
February 16, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I would just like to reaffirm for you that, because Every. Last. Piece. of this agenda was publicly available before the election, you are complicit in everything that follows. Have a great day!
"Mustard," Kendrick said calmly.
February 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
"Mustard," Kendrick said calmly.
I know the Swifties got mad at Philly fans for booing her, but these people threw batteries at Santa Claus. Take it as the badge of honor it is from a fan base best represented by a feral orange what-the-fuck.
February 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I know the Swifties got mad at Philly fans for booing her, but these people threw batteries at Santa Claus. Take it as the badge of honor it is from a fan base best represented by a feral orange what-the-fuck.
*concern for my coastal monasteries intensifies*
Heilung | LIFA - Alfadhirhaiti LIVE
YouTube video by Heilung
www.youtube.com
February 7, 2025 at 5:30 AM
*concern for my coastal monasteries intensifies*
According to my 23andMe results, this video awakened one part of my ancestry and scared the shit out of the rest of it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRg_...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRg_...
Heilung | LIFA - Krigsgaldr LIVE
YouTube video by Heilung
www.youtube.com
February 7, 2025 at 5:16 AM
According to my 23andMe results, this video awakened one part of my ancestry and scared the shit out of the rest of it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRg_...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRg_...
Democratic legislators, any lawmaker, any agent of authority talking about how awful the Elon Musk situation is without doing something about it is just Thoughts and Prayers: Coup Edition.
February 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Democratic legislators, any lawmaker, any agent of authority talking about how awful the Elon Musk situation is without doing something about it is just Thoughts and Prayers: Coup Edition.