Mike Stemmle
@mikestemmle.bsky.social
Video game guy. Coffee achiever. Pre-Crisis refugee.
October 19, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter’s to the title:
“John Carpenter’s Weekend at Bernie’s”
“John Carpenter’s Tyler Perry’s Madea”
“John Carpenter’s Chariots of Fire”
“John Carpenter’s Weekend at Bernie’s”
“John Carpenter’s Tyler Perry’s Madea”
“John Carpenter’s Chariots of Fire”
Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter’s to the title:
“John Carpenter’s Home Alone”
“John Carpenter’s Home Alone”
Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter’s to the title:
John Carpenter’s Four Weddings and a Funeral
John Carpenter’s Four Weddings and a Funeral
October 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter’s to the title:
“John Carpenter’s Weekend at Bernie’s”
“John Carpenter’s Tyler Perry’s Madea”
“John Carpenter’s Chariots of Fire”
“John Carpenter’s Weekend at Bernie’s”
“John Carpenter’s Tyler Perry’s Madea”
“John Carpenter’s Chariots of Fire”
While I always appreciate a Samuel L. Jackson callback, I've often wondered why "hold on to your butts" is considered sound advice in a pending crisis.
It seems that, if stuff is about to go down, your butt would be pretty low on the list of "things to secure." I mean, it's not going anywhere.
It seems that, if stuff is about to go down, your butt would be pretty low on the list of "things to secure." I mean, it's not going anywhere.
June 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
While I always appreciate a Samuel L. Jackson callback, I've often wondered why "hold on to your butts" is considered sound advice in a pending crisis.
It seems that, if stuff is about to go down, your butt would be pretty low on the list of "things to secure." I mean, it's not going anywhere.
It seems that, if stuff is about to go down, your butt would be pretty low on the list of "things to secure." I mean, it's not going anywhere.
In the back of my mind, I always harbored the secret hope that a 65 year old Rickey Henderson was going to suit up for another season, and steal another 200 bases on these whippersnappers.
Rest in Peace to the best damn player I ever saw.
Rest in Peace to the best damn player I ever saw.
December 22, 2024 at 2:28 AM
In the back of my mind, I always harbored the secret hope that a 65 year old Rickey Henderson was going to suit up for another season, and steal another 200 bases on these whippersnappers.
Rest in Peace to the best damn player I ever saw.
Rest in Peace to the best damn player I ever saw.
Shifting gears a bit, here's the first in a series of posts about DC Characters That Should Have their Own Multi-Generational Legacy Characters: Doll Man and Doll Woman.
Their multi-generational offspring should be ersatz versions of Barbie, GI Joe, She-Ra, Jem, the Micronauts, etc.
Their multi-generational offspring should be ersatz versions of Barbie, GI Joe, She-Ra, Jem, the Micronauts, etc.
December 16, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Shifting gears a bit, here's the first in a series of posts about DC Characters That Should Have their Own Multi-Generational Legacy Characters: Doll Man and Doll Woman.
Their multi-generational offspring should be ersatz versions of Barbie, GI Joe, She-Ra, Jem, the Micronauts, etc.
Their multi-generational offspring should be ersatz versions of Barbie, GI Joe, She-Ra, Jem, the Micronauts, etc.
UDCCTAGWCTIALREAWST (#4 in an ongoing series): Amethyst.
Amy Winston is a normal teenage girl who has just put away childish things.
But then she finds out that she's really a pretty pink princess from a magical land with unicorns.
Can she overcome her cringe in time to embrace her destiny?
Amy Winston is a normal teenage girl who has just put away childish things.
But then she finds out that she's really a pretty pink princess from a magical land with unicorns.
Can she overcome her cringe in time to embrace her destiny?
December 2, 2024 at 9:05 PM
UDCCTAGWCTIALREAWST (#4 in an ongoing series): Amethyst.
Amy Winston is a normal teenage girl who has just put away childish things.
But then she finds out that she's really a pretty pink princess from a magical land with unicorns.
Can she overcome her cringe in time to embrace her destiny?
Amy Winston is a normal teenage girl who has just put away childish things.
But then she finds out that she's really a pretty pink princess from a magical land with unicorns.
Can she overcome her cringe in time to embrace her destiny?
And yes, this feed is going to mostly talk about weird DC Comics characters for a while...
November 25, 2024 at 6:48 PM
And yes, this feed is going to mostly talk about weird DC Comics characters for a while...
UDCCTAGWCTIALREAWST (#3 in an Ongoing Series): G'Nort
Rather than giving a title to another one of 19 or so human American Green Lanterns, why not toss a bone to this mutt?
He's a cross between Groo the Wanderer and a GL. Plus he's an adorable doggie. He practically howls "take my money!"
Rather than giving a title to another one of 19 or so human American Green Lanterns, why not toss a bone to this mutt?
He's a cross between Groo the Wanderer and a GL. Plus he's an adorable doggie. He practically howls "take my money!"
November 25, 2024 at 6:47 PM
UDCCTAGWCTIALREAWST (#3 in an Ongoing Series): G'Nort
Rather than giving a title to another one of 19 or so human American Green Lanterns, why not toss a bone to this mutt?
He's a cross between Groo the Wanderer and a GL. Plus he's an adorable doggie. He practically howls "take my money!"
Rather than giving a title to another one of 19 or so human American Green Lanterns, why not toss a bone to this mutt?
He's a cross between Groo the Wanderer and a GL. Plus he's an adorable doggie. He practically howls "take my money!"
Unused DC Characters that a Gifted Writer Could Turn into a Long-Running, Eisner-Award Winning Solo Title (#2in an Ongoing Series): Prez Rickard
Picture the West Wing, but set squarely in the DCU, where trade negotiations with Bialya often have to take a backseat to Khundian invasions.
Picture the West Wing, but set squarely in the DCU, where trade negotiations with Bialya often have to take a backseat to Khundian invasions.
November 18, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Unused DC Characters that a Gifted Writer Could Turn into a Long-Running, Eisner-Award Winning Solo Title (#2in an Ongoing Series): Prez Rickard
Picture the West Wing, but set squarely in the DCU, where trade negotiations with Bialya often have to take a backseat to Khundian invasions.
Picture the West Wing, but set squarely in the DCU, where trade negotiations with Bialya often have to take a backseat to Khundian invasions.
Unused DC Characters that a Gifted Writer Could Turn into a Long-Running, Eisner-Award Winning Solo Title (#1 in an Ongoing Series): Extraño.
A flamboyantly gay space witch? How is this guy *not* DC's version of the Doctor?
A flamboyantly gay space witch? How is this guy *not* DC's version of the Doctor?
November 13, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Unused DC Characters that a Gifted Writer Could Turn into a Long-Running, Eisner-Award Winning Solo Title (#1 in an Ongoing Series): Extraño.
A flamboyantly gay space witch? How is this guy *not* DC's version of the Doctor?
A flamboyantly gay space witch? How is this guy *not* DC's version of the Doctor?
Hi there, Bluesky folks. Anyone wanna talk about DC comics, Doctor Who, or Star Trek?
November 12, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Hi there, Bluesky folks. Anyone wanna talk about DC comics, Doctor Who, or Star Trek?