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"It take a hoe to birth a hoe your mom a hoe and you a B*TCH" -Angela Merkel

nuclear power tradie, cooking, travel, politics, linguistics, generic nerd shit

Chicagoland 🏳️‍🌈
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Now through Monday: economic boycott. No support for the companies that are funding the regime and supporting ICE.

weaintbuyingit.com
We Ain’t Buying It! - Economic Pressure on Thanksgiving through Cyber Monday - We Ain’t Buying It!
We Ain’t Buying It is an economic action and solidarity campaign designed to defend democracy and reclaim community power.
weaintbuyingit.com
November 28, 2025 at 11:06 AM
After a certain amount of wealth, a person's tax rate should be 100%. Amazing, good job, you won capitalism. We named this library after you, and now all that extra wealth will be used to actually provide a net benefit to society thanks.

I don't care if you *think* they earned it.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 15, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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i think this is key. taking the deal would amount to taking the blame. it would turn a clear political victory into an unambiguous defeat.
If the Dems blink after all of this, for a deal that all but ensures no ACA subsidies in 2026 anyway, then what was the purpose of letting the shutdown go for 40 days in the first place?
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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"if you switch to iphone you'll have facetime" sounds like a threat to me
October 31, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Personal vehicles have been the worst thing to happen to humanity. Millions of people have died at the hands of cars that we all "choose" to spend tens of thousands of dollars on while polluting our air and water. They should be regulated into oblivion, with only necessary exceptions.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 20, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Only trump could do so bad that he's starting to make MBJ look good
October 20, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Inject this shit straight into my veins. He fucking gets it.
Zohran Mamdani is doing what he's calling "a reverse town hall" with members of local unions that have endorsed his mayoral campaign (UFT, 32BJ, 1199, among them).
October 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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“we accidentally figured out why men are increasingly insane”
my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
October 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Hi so at work I have so far lifted 5,000 lbs of boric acid please clap (just k*ll me)
October 13, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Okay so hear me out: Malörtov Cocktails...
Team Chicago now and forever.
October 6, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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For people who visit me in Chicago I’m nearing a 100% “I want to move to Chicago” success rate
October 4, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Me divertí muchísimo con Jesse y Joy! Creo que la cámara del celular está en las últimas 🥲

Jesse & Joy was so much fun! I think my phone camera is on its last leg though 🙃
October 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
This meme being changed for 2025 reminded me that Henry Kissinger already died
October 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
A good workout and a beautiful day out 😊
September 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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I think I need to focus more energy on being hotter 🤔
September 29, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Sometimes I just sit and look around at work, and it's weirdly beautiful with all its colors, shapes and textures.
September 29, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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I live for this shit
September 21, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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September 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
It's heartbreaking how some people can hurt others. I'm very proud of Jordan for raising his voice and sharing his experience.
Just finished writing my first Substack post, which is entitled, “So My Groomer is a Pornstar, What Now?”

This was a tough thing to write and an almost impossible thing to post - but I can’t shrink myself or this experience any more if I was to heal.

open.substack.com/pub/pyroov8/...
So My Groomer is a Pornstar, What Now?
[Trigger Warning: abuse, grooming]
open.substack.com
September 22, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Wait, y'all are getting paid?
September 20, 2025 at 10:37 PM
So uhhhh like everybody should do a kayak architecture tour
September 19, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Spanish boy in my hotel asked the other one "que significa 'eskim milk'?" at breakfast and I'm still laughing about it.
September 16, 2025 at 4:33 AM