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pov: you're a regional cryptid about to have the worst day of your life
September 19, 2023 at 2:58 PM
Days since I said wow what a day 0 bc it's today wow what a day
September 17, 2023 at 12:08 PM
Lucky they're not called Michaelplastics or I'd be

wait
September 11, 2023 at 3:37 PM
Tfw u invent plenthim and then u gotta plenthim ALL THE TIME 🙄🙄🙄
September 9, 2023 at 12:49 PM
Microdosing walking by looking
Microdosing faster than light travel by walking
August 29, 2023 at 8:49 PM
Microdosing faster than light travel by walking
August 29, 2023 at 8:49 PM
You know you could shorten part and parcel to just parcel
August 29, 2023 at 8:47 PM
Microdosing being smart by knowing a thing or two
August 29, 2023 at 1:52 PM
Microdosing time travel by aging
August 29, 2023 at 1:51 PM
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Boys when there's custard
August 18, 2023 at 8:36 PM
Are we all gonna get breakfast or something
August 27, 2023 at 10:08 AM
Is there morning stuff that happens on this app
August 27, 2023 at 7:19 AM
Mandela Effect? Ok then so explain Behind Enemy Lines (2001)
August 26, 2023 at 2:35 PM
Where was the long and awkward seg scene in Oppenheimer I was promised?? It ruins the movie they said?? It's so cringe they said??😭it wasnt
August 19, 2023 at 10:26 PM
Sometimes I need pastry
August 19, 2023 at 12:11 PM
Boys when there's custard
August 18, 2023 at 8:36 PM
What in the and where in the
August 18, 2023 at 12:01 PM
How do I and why do i
August 17, 2023 at 11:35 AM