Micro
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It’s so nice to see you. Cup of tea?
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Maximus Decimus Meridius Snuggles was never quite the same after he had past life regression therapy.
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Maximus Decimus Meridius Snuggles was never quite the same after he had past life regression therapy.
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just updated the dog’s graphics card
November 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
just updated the dog’s graphics card
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the lady that filled the bird feeder was two hours late and chester was starting to get pissed
November 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
the lady that filled the bird feeder was two hours late and chester was starting to get pissed
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Being seriously unmotivated I decided to just turn over an old leaf.
November 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Being seriously unmotivated I decided to just turn over an old leaf.
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Hired a court jester to dance and jape, but instead he keeps telling me parables about snakes in the grass and other dangerous truths, am I the asshole if I boil him in oil for intemperance?
May 7, 2024 at 8:12 PM
Hired a court jester to dance and jape, but instead he keeps telling me parables about snakes in the grass and other dangerous truths, am I the asshole if I boil him in oil for intemperance?
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Christmas puns will ruin this place.
Yule see.
Yule see.
November 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Christmas puns will ruin this place.
Yule see.
Yule see.
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“I brought a couple of friends, I hope that’s cool.”
November 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
“I brought a couple of friends, I hope that’s cool.”
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“It’s a dog door, a DOG door. Now, one more time, what are you?”
[sigh] “I’m a horse.”
“That’s right Jim, you’re a horse.”
[sigh] “I’m a horse.”
“That’s right Jim, you’re a horse.”
November 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
“It’s a dog door, a DOG door. Now, one more time, what are you?”
[sigh] “I’m a horse.”
“That’s right Jim, you’re a horse.”
[sigh] “I’m a horse.”
“That’s right Jim, you’re a horse.”
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It was custom for dinosaurs to fossilize their dead
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
It was custom for dinosaurs to fossilize their dead
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November 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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an owl babysitter is a hootenanny has this been done before
November 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
an owl babysitter is a hootenanny has this been done before
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is it take a nap, it’s take a nap isn’t it
November 6, 2025 at 8:37 PM
is it take a nap, it’s take a nap isn’t it
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I used to think I had a pretty good grasp of fundamental science and math, but now I simply don't understand how turning the clocks back just 1 hour can make the Sun set 3 and 1/2 hours earlier than it did just last week.
November 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I used to think I had a pretty good grasp of fundamental science and math, but now I simply don't understand how turning the clocks back just 1 hour can make the Sun set 3 and 1/2 hours earlier than it did just last week.
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That lamp looks PISSED.
November 8, 2025 at 1:17 PM
That lamp looks PISSED.
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We only rate dogs. This is spaghetti con salsiccia. Obviously has the noodles and the sausage, but is notably missing sauce. Please only send dogs. Thank you… 13/10 (IG: futrinka_tacsko)
November 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
We only rate dogs. This is spaghetti con salsiccia. Obviously has the noodles and the sausage, but is notably missing sauce. Please only send dogs. Thank you… 13/10 (IG: futrinka_tacsko)
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"Hush, Horatio. Did you not hear the Dark Lord's call? Go now and summon the others, for it is the time of The Reaping. Soon we shall be bathing in the blood of our enemies."
"I don't know, Max. I'm pretty sure that was just a can opener."
"I don't know, Max. I'm pretty sure that was just a can opener."
November 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
"Hush, Horatio. Did you not hear the Dark Lord's call? Go now and summon the others, for it is the time of The Reaping. Soon we shall be bathing in the blood of our enemies."
"I don't know, Max. I'm pretty sure that was just a can opener."
"I don't know, Max. I'm pretty sure that was just a can opener."
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Huge thanks to everyone who has donated wood to our woodchuck enclosure. We have reached an undetermined percentage of our goal.
November 4, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Huge thanks to everyone who has donated wood to our woodchuck enclosure. We have reached an undetermined percentage of our goal.
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mugger: *points gun* your money or your life
me: sure thing *hands him my id* you got 2 kids and didn’t actually understand the matrix
mugger: no i mean-
me: *already running away* you’re late for steph’s recital
me: sure thing *hands him my id* you got 2 kids and didn’t actually understand the matrix
mugger: no i mean-
me: *already running away* you’re late for steph’s recital
November 4, 2024 at 6:39 PM
mugger: *points gun* your money or your life
me: sure thing *hands him my id* you got 2 kids and didn’t actually understand the matrix
mugger: no i mean-
me: *already running away* you’re late for steph’s recital
me: sure thing *hands him my id* you got 2 kids and didn’t actually understand the matrix
mugger: no i mean-
me: *already running away* you’re late for steph’s recital
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Been in this house nine years and I almost got all the light switches figured out.
October 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Been in this house nine years and I almost got all the light switches figured out.
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wife: you should go move the clocks
me: no problem
[three hours later]
wife: where the fuck are all the clocks?
me: no problem
[three hours later]
wife: where the fuck are all the clocks?
November 2, 2025 at 1:52 PM
wife: you should go move the clocks
me: no problem
[three hours later]
wife: where the fuck are all the clocks?
me: no problem
[three hours later]
wife: where the fuck are all the clocks?
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getting super into gasping lately
November 3, 2025 at 4:10 AM
getting super into gasping lately
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I don't want AI. I want to stop filling out my entire medical history every time I go to the same doctor
November 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I don't want AI. I want to stop filling out my entire medical history every time I go to the same doctor
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Wow this blew up! I don't have anything to promote but it'd be great if you could all go outside and scream at the sun as loud as you possibly can
October 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Wow this blew up! I don't have anything to promote but it'd be great if you could all go outside and scream at the sun as loud as you possibly can