it's 8:30 AM, i've barely slept, and i'm already thinkin bout thos beans.

it's nice coming over here where the sanity is. x_x

where my onion owners at

i want a device that measures your current rate of travel in country miles per new york minute.

you ever have the window open at like 2am and suddenly it smells like someone's cookin' a big crock o' baked beans down the street but there ain't no baked beans around, at least not for you? This is the worst timeline.

In the 80s I took breakdancing classes.

I failed miserably at doing things like kneespins and backspins and that wave thing with your arms.

AI will never be able to do the worm on a flattened cardboard box.

But someone will likely vibe code an app that just sits there and beatboxes at you.

I wonder if it's safe to post here yet..... been hiding from the online world a lot.... since i can't keep up. it's exhausting.

I see this doesn't have external notifications yet, causing me to miss stuff. Well, will have to look at more often.