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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Hopefully it has all the inhibitions of Earl Thomas
Woke 2 is gonna hit like Earl Thomas
November 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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when the kicker's shorts are real short
November 2, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Why did AT&T make Luke Wilson sound like he's on an episode of Yellowstone?
November 2, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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gonna get a lot of future use out of this
"What the fuck man?"
"Fuck you, motherfucker"
November 2, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Kidz Bop "Anxiety" is a little too dark
November 1, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Gregorian chants were the OG mumble rap
October 30, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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One thing about Brian Kelly is that nobody likes him
October 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Chris Berman running the fastest minute of highlights on cable television in the social media era is 🤌
October 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Happy Friday to you guys
October 17, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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jesus christ d'angelo. what???
October 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Things advertising office culture has ruined (vol. 1):

- Hip hop sample playlists
- Dave Brubeck
- Goldlink
- Mac Miller
- The Pharcyde
October 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Penn State head coach Mike McDaniel
Penn State head coach Ange Postecoglou
Penn State head coach Jeff Saturday
October 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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"This is how we make the next generation of Buzzballz"
Ole Miss commercial has the shot.
October 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Damn SGA
October 2, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Billie Eilish covering Steely Dan songs.

Who says no?
September 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Whoever put Dana White's name in the deck to be the VO for the Ram commercial fucking sucks
September 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I simply cannot have ten unread notifications on LinkedIn
September 24, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Zach Galifianakis was very sad to see this morning's news
a man with long blonde hair and a beard is holding a fishing rod
ALT: a man with long blonde hair and a beard is holding a fishing rod
media.tenor.com
September 16, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Had a writing breakthrough so I poured myself a Crown Chocolate and Mexican Coke (for the 'ffeine) and man, it tastes like a chocolate Tootsie Pop*

*That is a compliment around these parts
September 16, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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me: light on the cream cheese, please.

nyc:
September 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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September 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Heard the Sombr song "Undressed" on Sirius and I'm glad some Beach Boys-ass music is number one
September 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Your MCM just posted an IG Story mourning Charlie Kirk
September 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
One of the best things, as a sports fan, about having a very young child is you simply never register that the Little League World Series happened or was supposed to command any attention.
September 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM