Snowbunny Slayer
@metalnipplesolid.bsky.social
As an individual relatively low value, but as an entity highly sought after
Threee HUNDRED and fifty dollar lunchbox bro I PROMISE you I don’t eat that much lunch
December 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Threee HUNDRED and fifty dollar lunchbox bro I PROMISE you I don’t eat that much lunch
Let’s circle back and touch base tomorrow
December 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Let’s circle back and touch base tomorrow
I’m on the verge of something great, everyone hold on to their seats
November 18, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I’m on the verge of something great, everyone hold on to their seats
Just had my name egregiously misspelled it was kind of impressive how wrong it was
November 18, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Just had my name egregiously misspelled it was kind of impressive how wrong it was
Where’s the schedule post button
November 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Where’s the schedule post button
What’s up buttercup
November 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
What’s up buttercup
I don’t want to alarm anyone but I think I have a chance with Anne Hathaway
November 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I don’t want to alarm anyone but I think I have a chance with Anne Hathaway
If I had a hundred BILLION dollars I would just buy all of my favorite exs
November 13, 2025 at 5:34 AM
If I had a hundred BILLION dollars I would just buy all of my favorite exs
I don’t WANT her I NEED her
November 11, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I don’t WANT her I NEED her
What’s stopping me from lathering my cock up with Icy Hot and going in raw
November 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
What’s stopping me from lathering my cock up with Icy Hot and going in raw
Fucking love asking people who work at start ups if they’re gonna be the next Amazon
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Fucking love asking people who work at start ups if they’re gonna be the next Amazon
The most beautiful women have the ugliest little pets and I’m DETERMINED to be one of them
November 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
The most beautiful women have the ugliest little pets and I’m DETERMINED to be one of them
Walking behind a random couple on the side walk and using their silhouette to guide me pretending they’re my friends that I would call “mom and dad”
November 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Walking behind a random couple on the side walk and using their silhouette to guide me pretending they’re my friends that I would call “mom and dad”
Drip is for people who hate themselves and know their life has no real meaning or purpose
October 28, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Drip is for people who hate themselves and know their life has no real meaning or purpose
Dropped the keys then bonked my head on the door it was the most cartoonish depiction of this guys an idiot
October 22, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Dropped the keys then bonked my head on the door it was the most cartoonish depiction of this guys an idiot
That one time I got rage baited by some randoms on discord about sobriety
October 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
That one time I got rage baited by some randoms on discord about sobriety
FIGHTING FOR MY FUCKING LIFE ON THIS FUCKING TOILET
October 18, 2025 at 6:18 AM
FIGHTING FOR MY FUCKING LIFE ON THIS FUCKING TOILET
Wow you look really good in pictures where you can’t see your face
October 14, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Wow you look really good in pictures where you can’t see your face
I have a feeling inside of me that can only be expressed with a violent outburst. Why are the consequences of my own actions
October 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I have a feeling inside of me that can only be expressed with a violent outburst. Why are the consequences of my own actions
Fuck it I’ll divide by zero I don’t give a shit nothing matters anymore
October 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Fuck it I’ll divide by zero I don’t give a shit nothing matters anymore
Was that Jeffery Epstein?
October 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Was that Jeffery Epstein?
I feel included but not part of
October 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I feel included but not part of
I normally say let people enjoy things but I just started thinking about the things people enjoy
October 6, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I normally say let people enjoy things but I just started thinking about the things people enjoy
Acquired knowledge in the most traditional way in existence. Some guy told me
October 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Acquired knowledge in the most traditional way in existence. Some guy told me