MeltLikeButta
@meltlikebutta.bsky.social
Married to my husband David so not looking for anything other than a comfortable pair of shoes. Also I'm looking for my keys. I like to use humor to make awkward situations slightly more awkward. Go Heels! Delaware PROUD! #RESIST #BlueCrew #HashtagGames
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MeltLikeButta
@meltlikebutta.bsky.social
· Feb 18
MAGAts are once again attacking AOC so I thought I would post a vid or two or three that I made a few years back when they were attacking her for the dance video from her college days. May I present AOC Dances: Laverne and Shirley theme.
Well at least we won't have to spend years guessing who the Epstein Files' Deep Throat is.
November 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Well at least we won't have to spend years guessing who the Epstein Files' Deep Throat is.
When you go through my search history after I die, you will probably be disappointed to find that it is almost all just me trying to figure out how to spell stuff.
October 23, 2025 at 9:14 PM
When you go through my search history after I die, you will probably be disappointed to find that it is almost all just me trying to figure out how to spell stuff.
You know you are old when you are trying to enter your birth date online and you have to spin that year wheel like you are trying to hit $1.00 on The Price is Right Showcase Showdown.
October 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
You know you are old when you are trying to enter your birth date online and you have to spin that year wheel like you are trying to hit $1.00 on The Price is Right Showcase Showdown.
I just heard that a man got arrested for masturbating in a dark hallway and apparently almost no one saw it coming.
May 20, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I just heard that a man got arrested for masturbating in a dark hallway and apparently almost no one saw it coming.
Just wanted to let whoever stole my new glasses know that I WILL find you, cause I got contacts.
May 20, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Just wanted to let whoever stole my new glasses know that I WILL find you, cause I got contacts.
I don't know...things have been going too well for me recently. I think I could use a good relapse.
May 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I don't know...things have been going too well for me recently. I think I could use a good relapse.
My Aunt Dot when I ask her if she ever partied when she was young:
May 13, 2025 at 10:14 AM
My Aunt Dot when I ask her if she ever partied when she was young:
I bet y'all ain't remembering when Hawaiian Punch came in 46 oz cans that you had to open with one of these.
May 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I bet y'all ain't remembering when Hawaiian Punch came in 46 oz cans that you had to open with one of these.
My sister asked me to stop by the drug store and pick her up some hairspray and I was like "we don't even live in Baltimore."
a brick wall with the words good morning baltimore written on it
ALT: a brick wall with the words good morning baltimore written on it
media.tenor.com
May 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
My sister asked me to stop by the drug store and pick her up some hairspray and I was like "we don't even live in Baltimore."
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The guy who invented autocorrect has died.
May he restaurant in peas.
The funnel will be tomato.
May he restaurant in peas.
The funnel will be tomato.
May 1, 2025 at 7:44 PM
The guy who invented autocorrect has died.
May he restaurant in peas.
The funnel will be tomato.
May he restaurant in peas.
The funnel will be tomato.
I'm just saying ok fine he is risen but he better keep it down in the kitchen with all that food transforming until I get a chance to sleep in for a few hours.
April 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I'm just saying ok fine he is risen but he better keep it down in the kitchen with all that food transforming until I get a chance to sleep in for a few hours.
I feel so prepared: Easter is Sunday and all the potatoes are already dyed.
April 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I feel so prepared: Easter is Sunday and all the potatoes are already dyed.
When I look at myself in the mirror, my first reaction is usually that I don't even remember coming to the carnival.
April 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
When I look at myself in the mirror, my first reaction is usually that I don't even remember coming to the carnival.
I'm not saying I'd be happy if I never had to talk to anyone again; I'm just saying I'd be 𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢 happy...
April 15, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I'm not saying I'd be happy if I never had to talk to anyone again; I'm just saying I'd be 𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢 happy...
JD Vance picking up the college football national championship trophy:
a man in a suit and tie is carrying a pot with a nbc logo on the bottom
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is carrying a pot with a nbc logo on the bottom
media.tenor.com
April 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
JD Vance picking up the college football national championship trophy:
If rainy days and Mondays always get you down, you could have some awfully bad weeks.
April 14, 2025 at 11:21 AM
If rainy days and Mondays always get you down, you could have some awfully bad weeks.
Since it is Sunday, all of my fucks and shits shall be holy.
April 13, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Since it is Sunday, all of my fucks and shits shall be holy.
Some days I just want to get out of bed right into another bed.
April 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Some days I just want to get out of bed right into another bed.
Little known fact: if you walk backwards into a fart you will be propelled forward rapidly. It's pretty hard to get it right but well worth the effort.
April 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Little known fact: if you walk backwards into a fart you will be propelled forward rapidly. It's pretty hard to get it right but well worth the effort.
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waiting for a turkey to cross the road is actually a useful exercise in mindfulness. i cannot control the turkey. i do not know from whence it came or where it is going. i do not know how long it will be in the middle of the road. the turkey will go in minutes or maybe weeks. i live here now
April 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
waiting for a turkey to cross the road is actually a useful exercise in mindfulness. i cannot control the turkey. i do not know from whence it came or where it is going. i do not know how long it will be in the middle of the road. the turkey will go in minutes or maybe weeks. i live here now
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Prospector: There's gold in those hills!
Me: Oh boy!!
(I go to the hills)
Me: Where's the gold?
Prospector: Meow
Me: Oh boy!!
(I go to the hills)
Me: Where's the gold?
Prospector: Meow
April 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Prospector: There's gold in those hills!
Me: Oh boy!!
(I go to the hills)
Me: Where's the gold?
Prospector: Meow
Me: Oh boy!!
(I go to the hills)
Me: Where's the gold?
Prospector: Meow
Man, Clippy is NOT taking this whole AI thing well...
April 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Man, Clippy is NOT taking this whole AI thing well...
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Has anyone gotten so bad with browser tabs that they regularly close like 60 of them without even checking what they are?
April 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Has anyone gotten so bad with browser tabs that they regularly close like 60 of them without even checking what they are?
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