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humans are so interesting
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what do you want me to do about your aunt her legs are gone
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November 4, 2025 at 12:31 AM
You are just like a rat searching for a food
October 6, 2025 at 5:06 AM
My bf does both the male and female role stuff in our relationship and I get to be the sexy lazy blob
September 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I was forced to watch the news for 2 minutes while paramount plus was lagging as I tried to turn on big brother and it was so bleak and anxiety inducing. no wonder ppl are so mentally ill, seeing everyone yell at leather face Ass rfk jr. Probably why my boomer coworker went off on me out of nowhere
September 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
August 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Milton Glaser, Therapy with a Tomato, 1978
April 1, 2024 at 1:54 PM
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LADIES, run background checks on all men you meet. Here’s some free or low cost tools:

1. PIMeyes: basically an easy reverse image search & will find their face ANYWHERE on the internet (useful if they give a fake name)
2. Cyber Background Checks: will find their criminal records
3. BlackBookOnline
June 15, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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Happy Spring! 🌸
April 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
obsessed with him especially since finding out he’s born the same day as my mom and ruined all his relationships due to addiction
The GOAT Eric Roberts is with us against Tesla
"Don't be afraid... the more people we have, the better"
March 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I tried to post something with the word “gay” on twitter and they blocked me from doing it saying I hit a limit. Then I tweeted something else and it worked lol
March 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Random guy on the street holding up a sign that says I love you and flashing a peace sign at everyone actually made me smile. Bless him
March 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
new favorite saying is “what the cluster b”
March 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
really glad to be dating someone who knows how to survive in the wilderness and shit because collapse is def coming in this lifetime <3
February 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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If you ever start feeling tortured all you really need to do is remember this video and you’ll get over it
February 5, 2025 at 6:45 AM
I’m really glad I was exposed to and forced to do so much boring shit as a child, my adhd would’ve been even more unbearable otherwise
January 31, 2025 at 8:27 PM
what do you want me to do about your aunt her legs are gone
November 20, 2024 at 8:44 PM
the vibe shift today is bringing on severe depression for me
November 20, 2024 at 1:27 AM
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where’s the dating app just for people who have crossed the abyss
January 28, 2024 at 7:33 PM
As I lay sighing
December 2, 2023 at 4:57 AM
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ijbol, ujbol, wejbol
November 3, 2023 at 10:13 PM
I accidentally my doll head lamp at my parents house lol
September 29, 2023 at 3:59 AM
i just bought roller skates about to become a more annoying person :)
August 22, 2023 at 12:58 AM